one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

The vote's the week after, I think.

yep it's on the 14th. Can't remember if that is the optimum date for everyone topping themselves, but it's definitely close.

3rd Monday in Jan or something iirc

ofc that's pseudo-science dreamed up by the marketing industry

the bloody indignitas of them!

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I think we’re supposed to top ourselves in february

That’s usually when it becomes clear that Sheffield United aren’t getting automatic promotion

Whilst reporting that some pro Brexit campaigners in yellow jackets were shouting misogynist stuff at Kay and that I was “not British” and “a rapist” ... well done all who helped create this situation. Good job.

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 17, 2018

They might include ideas such as: “The status of Northern Ireland and the UK should be the same, even if that implies a harder border with the Republic of Ireland”

I hope there are separate questions for the above (no thanks) plus "The status of Northern Ireland and the UK GB should be the same, even if that implies the whole UK is in the Single Market and Customs Union, gay marriage and abortions are legalised in NI, and the Irish language has the same status as Welsh and will appear on road signs and be taught in schools from Sept 2019 onwards" (sure, why not, apart from the resulting loyalist violence, but maybe we can have a question about that too)

perhaps you should only get to answer if you know whether NI is in GB or not. hell, also whether Ireland is, that one seems to puzzle some Brexiteers. and please attach a 2000-word essay on the question of what to call the British Isles

bloody brexit campaigners - there's so much material to yell abuse at kay burley for, why would you start with the misogynistic bullshit ffs

i'm impressed that David Van Reybrouck's academic rep is almost as high as he clearly is

ive never considered "the isles" before aps

i think i quite like that?

"these islands" is the term used in official documents between the Irish and British governments

going forward we can be future islands

*does the ice skater dance*

going forward more likely to be "the large barely-submerged rocks in the north-east Atlantic" tbh

JC just announced he is tabling a motion of no confidence against TM as PM.

that's a bad look for a party leader, changing your mind like that

I was v confused by the differing definitions of "tabling a motion"

let's fucking go

Ugh this is a bad call imo. I don't see how no-confidence gets a majority at this stage (unless Lab have been given assurances from the DUP, but that flies in the face of all the DUP's public statements to date).

I was thinking between the 1st vote on the 14th and a 2nd at a later date would be good to table this motion.

But he can do it again anyway so..

"these islands" is the term used in official documents between the Irish and British governments

The Queen said “these islands” in her speech at Dublin Castle, I hadn’t actually connected it to it being the official terminology at the time.

I’m not sure there is an expectation of winning, but if all Tories vote with the government, they might use that as a wedge given 117 voted against last week? Idk, maybe they’ve had a few words on the qt with Tories prepared to vote against and that means they don’t need the DUP to win.

HRH obviously an ISB fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc6riPAaqGU

xpost Yeah never mind - I wasn't really grasping that this is aimed at TM rather that the govt and doesn't invoke the specific FTPA no-confidence procedures, so that's still in the bag (for if/when the vote on the deal fails?). Basically I'm an idiot and will now cede discussion to the non-idiots in the room.

Blimey - @jeremycorbyn has now tabled a motion of no confidence in the PM - announcing it at the end of the statement with the PM watching and walking out at the end... pic.twitter.com/rQVUTxTwRZ

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 17, 2018

May almost looks relieved there

xp nah don’t be like that, only a fool would be certain in these times

Nobody is AT ALL certain of ANYTHING - and this might go on FOREVER too.

so how does this tabling work exactly? when would the actual vote of no confidence take place? does it need to pass some kind of qualifying vote first?

well you see, there's this mace...

Am told Labour chief whip Nick Brown told PLP if the government doesn’t grant time for Jeremy Corbyn’s no confidence motion in Theresa May then Labour will escalate: no confidence motion in government as a whole under Fixed Term Parliaments Act. That has to be granted time

— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) December 17, 2018

tfw the mayans were right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon#/media/File:East_side_of_stela_C,_Quirigua.PNG

shit's getting real!

Just completed a news round confirming Labour’s victory in forcing the Prime Minister to set a date for the meaningful vote on her proposed deal. Jeremy has taken the sense of the House of Commons which is clearly demanding a vote this week. Fair enough, we’re now going for it.

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) December 17, 2018

Corbz obv. got out the wrong side of the bed this morning - 'AVE IT!

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

I thought it might be a test run, because the arithmetic surely isn't there. But fuck knows!

I didn't know the minority party could call a no-confidence vote in the PM...? I will never be able to sort out UK legislative process

yeah agreed theres more to it than just waking up aggro (nothing wrong with that either) and curiius why now rather than waiting to see abt vote on 14th as xyyyzzzz sez

the minority party needs the government's scheduling cooperation to call a vote of no confidence *in the PM*. it may not get it, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything if it passes.

the rules for no confidence *in the government* are more formal and come from the fixed term parliaments act we got to enable the 2010 coalition govt. we're not there yet.

xp yeah they can, but as it’s not a no confidence vote in the government, the government isn’t obliged to give it time to be debated and voted upon. That’s why they’re threatening the vote of no confidence in the government, which HAS to be given time.

Re: 14th, I think the EU deadline is the 21st, which is really too close and suggests May is trying to bounce MPs into voting for it out of fear of no deal. Which is dishonest as it’ll be the same deal that would have lost last week.

Cal’s “Fuck knows!!!” remains the most accurate position though.

May skulking off = quality television/guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

― Matt DC, Monday, December 17, 2018 7:45 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very state of this implies the latter. It's that or a big blunder (tho I'd love to be wrong on this).

Idk, it just seems like another gallon of oil onto a fire already way too big to even control. A gallon of oil won't make a whole lot of difference. S'pose Jezza could say he was there and contributed to it, but idk, what's 12d chess the long game here

Annoying furnur speaking:

Jeremy Corbyn has said Labour will table a motion of no confidence in Theresa May personally because she has delayed the vote on her Brexit deal. This is not the same as a proper motion of no confidence in the government and, unlike a proper motion of no confidence, the government does not have to allow time for it to be debated. Labour could hold a debate on the motion when it next gets allocated a day for an opposition debate, at some point in the new year, or it may never get put to a vote at all. (Labour sources have so far not clarified this point.) But the Labour party is arguing that, if the government does not allow time for a debate itself, that shows it is scared of losing and that May does not have the confidence of the Commons.

I love stuff like this. And the scimitar in parliament. And no-one knowing fuck-all if a vote can be postponed, and if so by who, by what terms etc. You need the greatest experts (..) in democracy to explain what is or isn't possible. This is not good.

Sky Sources: the Government will not grant time in Parliament for Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn's motion of no-confidence in Prime Minister Theresa May

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) December 17, 2018

I don't think they can possibly win a motion of no-confidence, it would be electoral suicide for the Tories to go to the country now. I suspect Matt DC is OTM.

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

― Matt DC, Monday, December 17, 2018 1:45 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone explain to me how the second possibility goes down

first, labour opens a jerry can of petrol
it then pours "liberally" all over itself
it then looks around at the several million people hastily lighting matches
???
profit!!

xp They've said (after much arm-twisting) that they'd support a referendum if they can't force a general election - the probably can't do the second, thus the first.