Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

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tbf Liverpool are going through a purple patch, as purple as the nose on Alex Ferguson's face.

Keep telling yourself that Mou

lol hes looking down alright

jose out ;_;

dammit

Justice for Mou

It's a Christmas fucking miracle

i am genuinely overjoyed

rip, heaven needed a foul-mouthed, out of control piece of shit human being for xmas ;_;

time for a club legend to turn things around

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or Bruce! have to say this news has really made my morning.

holy shit I might be able to enjoy a game of football again

Happy Christmas, Jose.

Truly this is a Christmas miracle.

just checked the odds of them coming after Nuno are comfortably long

Poch in.

RODGERS

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cunt

Sean Dyche knows how to get the best out of this type of lumpen squad

Moysey is available iirc

surely the former Manchester United man will have a point to prove

Gerrard is doing OK @ Rangers.

What a terrible day for football:(

they've confirmed the caretaker will be an external appointment

which is interesting

How is Michael Carrick odds-on favourite lol

they've confirmed the caretaker will be an external appointment

which is interesting

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Bah nothing that good can last i guess

Rafa in

#WengerIn

i have turned on my work phone

Excellent.

poch at end of season is i suppose a slim possibility

poch now is none

Steve Bruce and Mark Hughes are available, both real football men who understand the club from top to bottom.

this feels right

Was it @ketaminedrams who predicted Mourinho to lead Qatar in 2022

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mou
goes to real madrid and wins european cup

Think Poch would rather go to Madrid at the end of the season tbf

In my wildest dreams he goes to Real and runs them into the ground too

^^ all i want for xmas really

Was it @ketaminedrams who predicted Mourinho to lead Qatar in 2022

Not sure the Qataris will be ready for such a joylessly oppressive regime.

hiyoooo

zidane til summer intrigues me

it'll probably be Blanc

someone's definitely put a tenner on Blanc, he just went odds on in one refresh.

zidane would be good for the announcement video retweets and merchandise and prob a total disaster in the job. which seems in keeping with the decisions being made there.

the bookies have him as absolutely red hot favourite.

Do United have even a single defender who's at the level they require? I haven't seen enough of Luke Shaw this season to really comment but there isn't a single other option in either CB or fullback options that inspires confidence. Bailly looked good for a while but I guess he's thoroughly broken now.

every one of them could be coached into a system im pretty sure pretty much every professional manager still attempting to prove themselves in football now admits they should at least pretend to try this

Zidane is totally drifting out in the market now (on a swan gondola enigmatically smoking a fag) - 6/1.

Dalot looks promising. Shaw is...fine

the best CB at the club is probably playing for Villa

That caretaker role will last until the end of the season but this will not be Carrick, Nicky Butt or anyone from within the club. Instead, following a thorough and extensive process will have Mourinho’s permanent successor in place for next season.

says the guardian.

already seems in the realms of strange and stupid. appointing an external caretaker, presumably a biggish name, then finding a replacement immediately. why create such confusion?

not least when the likes of nicky butt is ready and waiting to prove he is not the leftover stain of the class of 92.

I feel like there has been such a depression all around the club that it’s hard to say how good most of the players really are. Ken Early the other day suggesting that the United squad is no worse than Liverpool’s - it’s just that Liverpool have had 3 years of very focussed development toward a particular style, from a coach who clearly engenders a good feeling amongst his players, and United... haven’t.

xxp yeah what darragh said

The Liverpool squad have mostly all been signed by the same people with Klopp's football in mind. United's squad is the residue of like four different managerial regimes and there's no coherence in how those attacking players might fit together.

It's like you look at the Arsenal team and it feels like none of them were even there a year and a half ago but they're clearly clicking. United have cycled through more starting players than anyone else this season without once finding an XI that looked like a particularly coherent team.