Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

This is from Joshua Gamson’s Sylvester biography. Fwiw, he places it in the context of the growing acrimony between Sylvester and his band:

“Sylvester does not appear on the back of the Bazaar album cover. Instead, there are pictures of the band members, and beneath them their own cryptic inside joke: “Why is the Hot Band smiling? Because they have S.O.M.F.” (“S.O.M.F.” was Hot Band code for Sit on my Face.) On the front is a photo of Sylvester, with long flowing hair, turquoise Indian jewelry, and light makeup. He is not smiling.”

(I tried and failed to upload a photo of the book page with the quote)

ah thanks bc! so somf in the sense that they've taken advantage of sylvester perhaps? but then the amyl makes no sense

It does if “sit on my face” is in the context of eating ass though

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has this one been done yet?

i don't think so!

Picked up this Loss Leader yesterday...

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Deep Ear

You really don't want to see the rest of the cover.

This cover art concept is great (if you get the reference); and the track list looks terrific: https://www.discogs.com/Various-Whole-Burbank-Catalog/master/321050

What’s the final song?!

I just got a copy of this one a few weeks ago and the answer is a stereo recording of a train going though a crossing.

groovy, lol... looks like a cool album to own, I may seek out a copy.

Is the waiter unashamedly checking out Freda Payne's ass on that cover?

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Roy Clark & Buck Trent: A Pair of Fives (Banjos, That Is)

I saw so many of these at the record store yesterday, not sure if any of them have cropped up here before but

Mark Farner Band "No Frills"
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Grisso posted "No Frills" this past summer; I somehow failed to notice how much it reminded me of this exchange concerning Leo Sayer's "Endless Flight":

"Endless Flight" should be a picture of him looking at his watch on a commercial airplane

― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, August 4, 2014 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Passenger next to him is either (a) a buxom, eyelash-batting rocker babe, with Sayer mugging wild-eyed ("can you believe my luck, with this flight being endless and all?") or (b) a yakking grandma, shoving unwanted family photo album into Leo's lap (with other distractions surrounding: shrieking baby, record execs, cigar-smoking mustachioed old money type, etc). However, if photo is really cheap, everyone can just be quietly perusing an in-flight magazine.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, August 4, 2014 5:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like there might also be a bell-shaped tourist in an xxxl Hawaiian shirt, his gut spilling over the armrest onto Leo

― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, August 4, 2014 7:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...with an implausibly large sandwich, also spilling its guts.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, August 4, 2014 7:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here's a bigger image for the occasion:

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Excellent.

ah thx, sorry for the repeat post! I was just flipping through the bins and saw it and lol'd

that's actually a good cover

epitomizes the "just rock 'n' rolling over here" ethos.

I like how he's using his guitar as a table/tray.

BRB recording my mid-career slump record "Basic Economy"

Man, I was just going back over this thread and I'm pretty good at coming up with titles for these

it's almost as though

lol

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Tom Johnston: Everything You've Heard Is True

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Golden Earring: Grab It For A Second

Thought I may have done this one: String Driven Thing - Keep Yer 'and On It

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that Mark Farner one is A+

not an album cover or a pun but I feel this is fitting for this thread

And this one, a truly remarkable piece of promo copy pic.twitter.com/dJCSpjUY2d

— Joe Hagan (@joehagansays) January 8, 2019

Jolden Tarring

I like how that implies that he does not passionately make love to women.

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Trowsers: Drop 'Em

who wears camo + high heels + fishnet stockings

louisiana saturday night

my current display name could be one

That's a great one, band + album name combo

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good work

can't wait for Man Alive "Alive Ones" to get reissued

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Eastside Connection - Brand Spanking New!

this thread would make a great/awful* spotify playlist

*delete as appropriate

From the 80s but surely belongs here. Holly Woods & Toronto, "Assault and Flattery".

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Good find

killer look

Oh the youtubes prove the music is just as perfectly October 1984 as the packaging.

We might already have this one:

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Repairs: Already A Household Word

longtime listener first time caller

so great

wow repairs is such a brilliantly boring band name.

Holy shit that is a truly beguiling cover, I am tempted to listen to it on youtube

Has this one been done?

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Sassafras: Expecting Company

I believe so.

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