The Inevitable New Jay-Z Album: Blueprint 3

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why does jay need to co-opt mia and santogold...he's like an aging rock star

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sure it's Kanye grabbing their records for samples and Jay just nods and goes along with it.

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

that fake tracklist was pretty hilarious, btw. "The Audacity Of Dope"!

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

1. That's Me (ROC Intro)
2. Connected
3. Strawberry Letter [ft. Cee-Lo Green]
4. No Words
5. Swagga Like Us Pt. 1 [ft. T.I., Kanye West and Lil' Wayne]
6. Jockin' Jay-Z (Dope Boy Fresh)
7. Turn Around
8. Swagga Like Us Pt. 2 [ft. Nas, Andre 3000, and Young Jeezy]
9. The One [ft. Santi White]
10. Blueprint 3
11. I Don't Care
12. All in a Day
13. Big Hat Club [feat. Kanye West]
14. Jay's Tribute (It Takes Two)

and what, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

13. Big Hat Club [feat. Kanye West]

tell me you're srs

vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

has there ever been a more DOA HISTORIC COLLABORATION than jay-z and nas? he should have faboloius on slu pt. 2 instead

poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

jadakiss

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i just think that would be cool.

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

if the only possible point of the whole misbegotten franchise that is SLU is assembling the highest possible level of starpower (and please let Pt. 2 have a different beat), then obviously they're not going to put Fab or Kiss on it, dudes. it's not like Khaled or Statik Selektah isn't around to put those guys on hella posse cuts anyway.

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess the main issue is that jay-z is on both versions

poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

the real issue is that we're talking about a fake song that doesnt exist

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

but still, more jadakiss

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

basically why "hi hater" remix is my favorite posse cut in a while

poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the real issue is that we're talking about a fake song that doesnt exist

― haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, October 2, 2008 2:54 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://blogs.bet.com/music/soundOff/jay-z-gives-bp3-release-date/

The “Swagger Like Us” sequel has been CONFIRMED. Verses from Jeezy, Nas, and Andre 3000 have already been recorded. However, 50’s efforts were excluded from the track because, well, he was never asked. I guess Fif’s swagger just wasn’t good enough, lol!

Sincerely

Low “Good lord, it’s going to be a HOT winter” Key

and what, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

do you think i can be in the big hat club

Barack HUSSEIN Obama (max), Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Would be better if that was mediocre 2005 UK rapper Lowkey, tbh.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

how big is your hat

poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

noone on the corner has big hats like us

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

leaked album cover

http://dodgecityambucs.org/domains/177/images/Big%20Hat/big_hat_club_logo.jpg

and what, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously tho do you have to apply or can you just buy a big hat or what

Barack HUSSEIN Obama (max), Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Hat size on a hundred thousand trillion
http://www.signonsandiego.com/entertainment/street/images/BIG_HAT.jpg

poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2007/03/16/max_horwich_400x300.jpg

^^^max's hat

Jordan, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

clearly, now that they've bled the Autotune thing dry, rappers are just gonna start stealing T-Pain's top hats.

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/British_Royal_Guard.jpg
who killin them in the UK everyone gonna say you, k

and what, Thursday, 2 October 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/MixedLadiesPA_468x290.jpg

L-R: Jay-Z; T.I.; 50 Cent (Hat wasn't big enough); Lil Wayne; Kanye West; Nas; Andre 3000; Young Jeezy

© 2008 (The Reverend), Friday, 3 October 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

jay-z big upping obama but reminding me of john mccain

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 10 October 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

guess who's sarah palin in my little metaphor guyz

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 10 October 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Sarggest Balin

and what, Friday, 10 October 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

got the hottest chick in the game wearin' my chain hat

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 10 October 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1205854172HvDUGpH.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 10 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i can only respond in hypothetical "fan fic" inspired posse tracks...

haven't you all heard? (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 10 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

99 problems but a big hat ain't one

mineminefusic (Finefinemusic), Friday, 10 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The best song Oasis never wrote.

Fuck Cowell: everyone make this the 2008 Christmas number one.

the gaunty from the hilarious 'alan titchmarsh show' comics (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

jay sums up my reaction to his work in the past 5 years

http://nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jay-z-5.jpg

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 January 2009 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

so jay has his "get off my lawn" moment

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 June 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link

what are we talking about

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 June 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.zshare.net/audio/61001251a628e124/

jeremymsmith, Saturday, 6 June 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19454.jpg
kings on set

― BIG HAT like hoos (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, October 2, 2008 7:34 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark

among my favorite posts i've ever made

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

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let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 June 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I like D.O.A. It's not so great lyrically, but nice No I.D sampling, as usual. It's a bit weird for a 40 year old dude to care so much...not sure whether it's just a Flex-pleasing excuse for a minor headline, or something more substantial.

paulhw, Sunday, 7 June 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

so jay has his "get off my lawn" moment

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Saturday, June 6, 2009 5:20 AM (Yesterday)

yeah funnier still is this was produced by a dude who just recorded an entire album using autotune

and why?!? (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 June 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

^remarkable insight

Dear Leader (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 June 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.jamiedole.com/gifs/HighFivefaster.gif

and why?!? (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 June 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i am in love with a .gif

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, 7 June 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://soulbounce.com/soul/2009/06/jay-z_death_of_autotune.php

He isn't saying anything new. Initially I was all ready to jump on board with Jay-Z and his wacky "Death Of Auto-Tune" idea, but after actually hearing the track, in which he bemoans not only the use of "T-Paining it" but tight jeans and bright colors on a track co-produced by Kanye West, I can't help but wonder if this approach isn't just little passive-aggressive. Here you have a man that has no doubt benefited financially from many of his friends going the Auto-Tune route, and he opts to "kill" it on a song instead of just, I dunno, not using it or even referring to it at all.

This is a gimmick. Just like "Hip Hop is Dead." People have been over Auto-Tune for a while now, but I suppose if Jay-Z gets other rap artists to stop using it, he can just sit back and take credit for starting a movement or saving Hip-Hop or whatever. I beseech anyone reading this not to fall for that shit.

soulbounce otm for once

Dear Leader (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

that fake tracklist was pretty hilarious, btw. "The Audacity Of Dope"!

― some dude, Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:14 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amazingly someone used an even worse version of that idea in total seriousness:

http://nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/la-coka-nostra-the-audacity-of-coke-450x450.jpg

Soulja Boy Pato (some dude), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i almost wish jay'd delay B3 another year so this thread can get even loopier and snarkier

Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I take a little while...Bought this a year ago used, got around to playing most of it in the car a month ago, finished yesterday. Didn't get much of anything out of it, except for "Already Home," which I played a few time today. Pretty music, and when you're married to Marilyn Monroe and hang around the president, "They want me to go/I'm already gone" would ideally be the last line you ever write. But I guess he kept going.

clemenza, Sunday, 5 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

Big Hat Club!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8BvC0PNpI

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 July 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Big Hat Club vs. reapah! brbrbrbrbrvdb

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 January 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link


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