lol england

again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

I want it, badly.

hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.

Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)

We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing

Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.

I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.

Aww :)

here we fucking go!!!!

you hate to see it

if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas

Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers

boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness

Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh

ok polling it

well not much happening there is it

Another blow to a Tory! (Thanks as always to our friends at The LAD Bible.)

Must admit that I didn't realise that Brexit was all part of a scheme to obtain a discount on Tim Tams.

PM @BorisJohnson on the commencement of free trade agreement talks between the UK and Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/WxqaZdqL5q

— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) June 17, 2020

He can have the Tim rams if we can get zero tariffs on scampi fries.

just bumping this thread for no particular reason

(sorry)