Old ILX Posts Which Continue To Haunt Your Thoughts

I imagine him assimilating them with a horrible gurgling drooling sound like something out of Burroughs.

it was so iconic when lagoon posted

who da fuq is ross

Apparently you mistook Must-See TV for a suggestion.

i smell a class action suit. what is monetary equivalent of several years worth of thursday nights from my youth that i can never get back?

Hi, this is John Maus. Watch Qaddafi's death videos on Spotify.

― polyphonic, Friday, 21 October 2011 07:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure what klimt's the kiss is *actually* about, but it makes me feel sad because it vividly depicts to me a love and a tenderness that i have never found to exist in real life, and it saddens me that i haven't and also it saddens me that i have doubt that it exists at all.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 6 September 2004 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

Really stupid mistakes are just Nature's way of creating everlasting remorse that will sink its barbs into your mind and fester there like gangrene for the rest of your life. That'll teach you.
― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, July 30, 2005 6:45 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(On a modestmickey thread - unusually tactless for Aimless)

You never followed my distinguished career on Ask A Drunk.

this post has been quoted and acknowledged elsewhere but I want to bring up again this excellent Fizzles post circa its 5.5 year anniversary

craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality

Best Buy 3 wrote this on thread Most despicable character on It's Always Sunny In Philly... on board I Love Everything on Jul 9, 2010

It's an amazing show, and you can pick up both seasons for only $34.99. My name's Jason and I can help you with all your television comedy questions.

So my kid's been sick with diarrhea for a while. Doctors don't really know what's wrong with him. They think he had a virus and his intestines aren't bouncing back quite like they should or something. He's been managing through life but just constantly has the shits. Anyhow, we brought home a collection kit from the doctor's yesterday and we collected a sample. Wife texts me from home just now and somehow they've misplaced it. Just a lonely little diarrhea sample lurking in our house somewhere.

― how's life, Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:44 AM bookmarkflaglink

sooooo....didja wind up ever finding it? have this image of like, finding it 4 years later and there being rodents and flies everywhere.

I have no idea! oh dear god.

We've discussed the theme song already:

Law and Order show
Law and Order show now
Law and Order show
Okay so first comes the law part,
and then comes the order part
First we'll arrest them and
then we'll indict them and
then ...

There is gonna be a twi - ist
And it'll blow your mind

Law and Order show ...

― nabisco, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:54 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

orrrder show

I have no idea! oh dear god.

irl tee hee

lol nabisco's law and order lyrics

Was Nabisco a script consultant on Netflix's Love?

The post that actually haunts me:

haaaaa
I solved it!

We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY

― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:29 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, December 10, 2018 9:52 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

god that fella turned out to have a tragic tale might write it out sometime

do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread

― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, December 10, 2018 10:28 AM (one year ago)

ok darragh now this is the post that haunts my thoughts

ok ill get on it

on 77

!!

oh i meant at some stage

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

I regret the purchases that represented some other course my life didn't take. The 5-string bass guitar. The small PA and DJ lights. The ill fitting scuba gear. The coffee-table erotica. The roadside geology guides.

― Sanpaku, Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:46 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no. not old, just planning ahead

"there goes max," they say, "the switzerland of blowjobs"

― max,Tuesday, 27 March 2007 23:13 (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

u old

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

u wait

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

*clock strikes midnight*

where is jon when we need him

if spurs end up with

lloris
walker kaboul vert bae
dembele sandro paulinho
lamela soldado chadli

plus some cash for the stadium, they should put up a statue of levy and baldini

― mizzell, Thursday, 1 August 2013 15:34 (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hmm

I'm not sure if it was an ILX post or not, maybe I'm hallucinating it bc I can't find it, but I thought j0rdan had some thoughts on how he couldn't stand to see people's thumbs in photos where they were holding something for the camera, and every time I'm about to post a photo somewhere online in which I'm holding something and my thumb is visible I'm reminded of it and weirded out by my own thumb. So I inevitably post photos where I'm holding something and it looks like it's just sort of floating in the air because I make sure my hand cannot be seen. If I'm holding it at the back and only my arm is visible, I don't even show the arm, because I don't want it to look like the post on a yard sign.

Tipsy Mothra's post immediately after the final episode of Mad Men where he figured out an ending that had been conceived four years earlier exactly.

do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread

― puppy bash (darraghmac),

not to harsh anyone's loogie but it's the impression that I get. Sorry, carry on.

life is like that mannnnnn

Have you ever been “stabbed”

I think "The Edge you're more beast than man!" was quite a bit funnier than the actual punchline.

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

can greenzo get real here for a second...trite, unoriginal, and too easy. Kind of like the religion it skewers. Chinese Democracy: sprawling, ambitious, and interesting in parts. Suffers from Axl's Id.

― Mr. Jay Batman, Sunday, June 12, 2011 11:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure if it was an ILX post or not, maybe I'm hallucinating it bc I can't find it, but I thought j0rdan had some thoughts on how he couldn't stand to see people's thumbs in photos

Please Stop Showing Your Thumbs on Social Media

(which got referenced in this thread: hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?)

deadmaus's clit is MIDI?

― waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, December 20, 2014 9:03 AM bookmarkflaglink

There should be one of these for posts of your own that haunt your thoughts because I have several of those.

Maybe a "post here when you need to personally apologise for an old post" thread. I've got a few to post there

I have a few years worth

this topic started before I was even born👍

― Biya Staunton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 8:46 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

He had three other posts

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread discovering a JUG OF PEE in your new bedroom: C or D on board I Love Everything on 22/03/2016

Is this website even used anymore?

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread Jug Bands S/D on board I Love Music on 22/03/2016

Any more information on jugs or jug bands?
Anyone? please?

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread The Band. on board I Love Music on 22/03/2016

Does anyone have any information on jug(instrument) or jug bands?
If you do, Then that's going to save me heaps

As all teenagers, seems Biya was drawn to the internet for information about Jugs

Honestly captivated at this single posters quest for hidden jug knowledge

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34

^^^
indelible post

thanks a lot

blame imago for re-posting on here 5 years ago, and then it haunting my thoughts ever since

I quite often fetishise the idea of a culturally rich dotage, listehning to, watching, and reading all the albums, films, and books I've hoarded over my life, and then I remember this...

In recent years the collector had no interest in his collection. Ailing health, bereavement, and slowly declining hearing had sapped his once immense passion for music and left him with little but crosswords and memories of springer spaniels, tabby cats, and a wife who had all passed on. For a long time, he didn’t even have a record player on which to listen to his collection, and it had sat, unmovable and unplayable, in his living room like a giant hibernating creature gathering dust.

...and I don't want that.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 30 January 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) bookmark flag link

and if covid isolation didn't teach us all to that, hopefully decades early enough to do what we will with the info.....