ilx ranks the royals

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bbbbbbbbbbbut the only good royal....

single bed mentality (||||||||), Saturday, 8 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

monarchs tend not to go away if you just ask them nicely Treesh

turns out this doesn't work on posters either

sans lep (sic), Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

Unchill, sic.

Woman at this coffee shop (in america) has this stylish, slouchy kind of bag that has an all over print of a photo of a young elizabeth ii.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 17 December 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link

not sure i like this new jacob wohl style of posting you're trying out treesh

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Trϵϵship, Monday, 17 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

I’m not spreading conspiracies or defaming anyone

Trϵϵship, Monday, 17 December 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

it was more the classic j-wohl 'i was at the hipster coffee shop' kickoff that i was referring to there

Me going to coffee shops certainly isn’t new.

Trϵϵship, Monday, 17 December 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

treesh, two-part question:

1) given the reforms previously enacted, and eg Dunstan in place as SA Premier, do you think the referendum non-binding postal survey of a year ago would have been required, had the dismissal not taken place?

2) do you think that first-hand accounts of community members committing suicide during the referendum survey campaign, unable to handle the rhetoric in media and from family members after lifetimes of ostracism, abuse, and legislated social downgrading, were false flags?

sans lep (sic), Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link

i think i was misinformed about the british monarchy. i thought their position was largely ceremonial in 2018. i have no positive feelings toward them, i just don't like ppl cheering death on anyone. you'll find this is consistent across my ilx posts cf. this year's dead pool thread.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:31 (five years ago) link

i am never afraid to admit when i don't know something. i think we have a difference of opinion on what ilx is for. i learn things here and get involved in conversations on topics that i might not be an expert in. when i asked if the royals had done anything recently to warrant people wishing death on them that was actually just a question.

i doesn't bother me that you don't like me. please use the killfile feature if you are not interested in what i have to say. i would consider it a favor to me if you would do that.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link

"i just don't like ppl cheering death on anyone"

for goodness sake, don't you bloodless petite bourgeoisie brats get angry about anything these days?

calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 10:50 (five years ago) link

I'm a dual British/Australian citizen, and fairly up on Aus politics, but I'm not sure I understand sic's questions or the relevance of the monarchy to the marriage equality postal survey.

That said, I find it bizarre that Australia's head of state is a foreign queen. But I think the royalty actually does more damage to the UK than it does to Australia.

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:08 (five years ago) link

Lol calzino

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 5 January 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link

Is she not simultaneously the Queen of Australia, Canada, the UK, etc., and thus never foreign in any of her dominions?

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Saturday, 5 January 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

Something like that.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 January 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure that it was meant in a legal sense. I think what people mean in describing her as a foreign monarch is that there's clearly some important sense in which she's a British in a way that she isn't a Canadian or Australian.

jmm, Saturday, 5 January 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

Yeah, probably the fact that she was born there and resides there. I do enjoy imagining Lizzy simultaneously hovering over all these countries, presiding wisely, defending the faith.

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

How long’s it gonna take for Chuckie III there to try to flex some sovereign muscle after he takes over? He seems like he’d be champing at the bit

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

he won't be much flexing in class enemies death pit no. 4786778 when us hateful tankies take over the shop!

calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

How much does this show the crown have to do with American simpletons being all yass queen princess these days

I know it’s always been a thing but I feel like a week since these inbred fucks were mainly being talked about for covering up sex crimes suddenly all these people being HERE FOR Anne being mildly rude to a different sex criminal must be linked to that, yes?

For how much longer do we tolerate trashed purdah? (wins), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

orange man bad, royal lady throwing epic shade good

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

Yeah but was she wearing some coded jewellery the royals lifted off some country they colonise? These 👏🏻things👏🏻matter

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Is Edward still alive, I feel like I haven't seen or heard about him in decades. I actually had a conversation with someone recently who (claimed)
not only had never heard of him but didn't believe he existed - a British person I hasten to add.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

I only know about Edward v vaguely cause my granny used to go on about how he was a closet case. Couldn’t pick him out of a lineup tho, same goes for most of these and I’m p sure that’s not unusual

For how much longer do we tolerate trashed purdah? (wins), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

Literally the only thing I remember about Edward is the reference to him in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Can’t picture his face (if he even has one or exists)

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

he has the same face that all of them do

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

lol yeah it’s a shallow pool tbf. Do they attempt to replicate that, uh, distinctive royal look on Netflix

For how much longer do we tolerate trashed purdah? (wins), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

i think the technical term is 'the innmouth look'

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

innsmouth dammit

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

Edward is like the Palace equivalent of Addams Family's The Thing - but without any fingers. Just some diaphanous shape with no features or presence that even his mum can't remember birthing.

calzino, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

my important critical claims for this show are all on the corgis thread, i can't be bothered to port em over (also i haven't watched any of s3 yet)

tl;dr it's abt "duty vs the ones who fuck" -- the latter are relatable (or they were in the 50s, less so now obv) and so the former destroy them, except the former also cause them

mark s, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

Prince andrew “relatable” claims ilxor mark s

For how much longer do we tolerate trashed purdah? (wins), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

epstein did nothing wrong and the mayan calendar proves it

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

I think some Americans are fascinated by British royalty because our own have proven to be so lackluster. I mean even the buzz generated by the late addition of Kanye has kinda fizzled out at this point.

Typo Netagive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

absolutely fucking dismal

The future King of England flipped off Donald J. Trump today. pic.twitter.com/Odakp3trpN

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 4, 2019

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Speaking of Cadet Bone Spurs.....................this..... pic.twitter.com/mVHQYZDkig

— WhatWorldDoYouWant? (@troublingtome) December 4, 2019

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

Who were the two people who voted for andrew?

treeship., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

in a just society, they'd all feel the steely kiss of the guillotine on their napes, but voting for textbook failson prince andrew for exemplifying everything that's wrong with monarchy (idiocy, incompetence, friendship with jeffrey epstein etc)

― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 15:41 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Wait also do these people have last names? On wikipedia i just learned their last names aren’t windsor. It’s just strings of first names.

treeship., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

philip is a schleswig-holstein-sonderburg-glücksburg

mark s, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link

Oh weird. That’s my last name too.

treeship., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link

family is saxe-coburg und gotha but the namechange was i believe legal and official (as well as timely and urgent) so they actually ARE windsors now

mark s, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

another day, another royal link to child rapists

Friendship with Prince Charles made paedophile bishop Peter Ball 'impregnable' https://t.co/uJe3hY8xuH

— Guardian news (@guardiannews) January 14, 2020

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

He can certainly pick 'em. Bishop Peter Ball, that is.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not cool imo

What the actual fuck pic.twitter.com/5epTUdWgMW

— Rivkah Brown (@RivkahBrown) January 26, 2020

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

It's just symbolic, eh.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

ffs! it's no wonder they want independence

calzino, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link


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