cheese: everything is improved with cheese, there's a reason every popcorn brand is making its own version of smartfood's white cheddarbutter: the normcore of popcorn, what is there to saycaramel: nice popcorn you have there, it's a shame if someone were to pour cloying sugar on it that takes over everything in its wake and that you're going to have to spend the next hour trying to get off your teeth
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
plain, not even salt
― mick signals, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
butter > caramel > cheese
I don't understand cheese-flavoured popcorn.
― jmm, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
voted sriracha mayo
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link
ratio of mayo:popcorn AT LEAST 1.5:1
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link
katherine otm altho i'd even add more carrots between cheese and butter
― Spottie, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link
No option for Chicago style - toss out the butter and mix the cheese and caramel.
I need a tin of garrets right now.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
I want to change my display name (dan m)Posted: December 7, 2018 at 01:24:54cheese+caramel mixed together, don't have any use for butter in this situation tbhYes. Butter is pointless in packaged old popcorn. And too much caramel is gross.
― rb (soda), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
cheese > butter > caramel
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link
I only ever think about the cheese+caramel combo when passing through ORD, and I lived 1.5 hours outside of Chicago for 22 years. Anyway, I propose using "grated foie gras torchon" joek option as the official "cheese+caramel, fuck a buttered popcorn" option.
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, 7 December 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link
I only ever think about the cheese+caramel combo when passing through ORD, and I lived 1.5 hours outside of Chicago for 22 years. Anyway, I propose using "grated foie gras torchon" joek option as the official "cheese+caramel, fuck a buttered popcorn" option.― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 8 December 2018 9:42 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 8 December 2018 9:42 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
There’s a garrets in Tokyo station which serves the same function.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link
frickin love cheese
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
regular has nothing to hide its staleness
cheese > caramel > regular
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
oh wait i mean butter / regular whatever
― macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 31 December 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link
the tri-flavored popcorn tin must be delivered, pandemic be damned. It sits upon the breakroom table like an unopened invitation from Death.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link