The Apprentice

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They're all unremittingly useless and awful this year (yeah, OK, every year). Still convinced Kayoade would have walked the old format.

ailsa, Thursday, 6 December 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

i am convinced none of them have watched previous series - the Sex Sells thing has always been frowned upon by sugar / brady

koogs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Remember the guy who couldn't stop mentioning that he'd been to Sandhurst? Or at least had been accepted to Sandhurst. Practically every idea he had was 'sex sells'. Even when he was on one of the two finalist's teams he said something like "let's go down a sexual route" regarding - coincidentally - a box of luxury chocolates.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 6 December 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Poor Sabrina, picked after kurran

koogs, Monday, 17 December 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

Also, these people are selfie-obsessed

koogs, Monday, 17 December 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Another year, another bunch of alpha dicks...

koogs, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

Finding it hard to even care. They've jumped straight to a mid-series task with this South African safari/wine tasting thing.

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

Rob Beckett's dad.

I think the foreign visit was first last year as well.

koogs, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Karen sabotaging the PM's business plan for the finale in the opening episode was a bold step.

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

He lost it a bit there.

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

week 1: shahin
week 2: kenna
week 3: souleyman
week 4: lubna

it's almost as if he's getting rid of the least english sounding names first...

koogs, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

Tommy is Sugar catnip, though

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

Did the tiny plate have all the crests on it?

Tory boy must go.

koogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

If he stood as an mp, they'd have to cancel this series

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

And now I'm all alone
In bedsit land
My only home

koogs, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

"indie band"

koogs, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

Well, that was... Yeah.

Mark G, Thursday, 28 November 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link

"breaking outside the mould"

koogs, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

Absolute classic episode tonight. Fish: literally caught from the sea.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:31 (two years ago) link

They were definitely all at sea. You could say they were FLOUNDERing ahahahaha

ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

Let's get Scotland wrong! A lot! Shower of bellends as always.

ailsa, Thursday, 1 February 2024 23:25 (two months ago) link


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