Labor never met an ethical challenge they couldn't fuck up.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 11:58 (five years ago) link
Also tonight, got polled by robot and asked who would get my first preference: "press 1 for the liberal party, press 2 for the liberal party"I imagine this poll was paid for by the Liberal Party, and organised with their usual shitwittery. Bear thi
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link
Argh fuck
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
bill shorten totally fucking things up? never saw it coming
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Friday, 7 December 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
Looks as though they finally got this cunt: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/australian-court-convicts-once-powerful-vatican-official-on-sex-abuse-related-charges/2018/12/12/da0d909c-fe20-11e8-a17e-162b712e8fc2_story.html?utm_term=.afb4b2a9a21b
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 December 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link
Even though it can't even be reported here, ffs.
real normal prime minister
#auspol story of 2019: our latest PM (ScoMo) had nice white shoes photoshopped onto his feet for his official https://t.co/eXNtcX7xTa site?! Yup. Regular bloke. Our tax dollars hard at work. #shoegate pic.twitter.com/kA0gG0yy9L— luxe (@lukerhn) January 8, 2019
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 09:01 (five years ago) link
still kind of amazed his schtick ISN'T going down well, given how stupid the Australian electorate has revealed itself to be
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 01:23 (five years ago) link
I mean, a gurning turd in a series of baseball caps doing a perpetual thumbs-up is about their level
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
*the prime minister fires the starting pistol for culture war season*
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:42 (five years ago) link
if he even gets to 26th january before dutton fires off the first libspill of 2019
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 January 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link
I see that he's 'firing' up the 'base' with pissweak Menzies-isms.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 08:35 (five years ago) link
While Dutton is 'firing' up the 'base' by sending a family back to Sri Lanka to face likely torture.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
This should be just in time for me to become a citizen. I need to buy some board shorts and thongs so I can make hem as daggy as possible in time for the ceremony.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/09/05/07/4FB8D25500000578-6133129-image-a-91_1536129341652.jpg
you must be this classy to become a citizen of the commonwealth of australia
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:39 (five years ago) link
I will really have to let myself go to get my moobs back,.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:49 (five years ago) link
Why is ScoMo barbecuing eggs in the smoking cage of an RSL?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:50 (five years ago) link
That is the most bizarre photograph of a politician I've ever seen.
― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
Well, at least since the photoshopped shoe thing.
― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/hFDFV4H/4964.jpg
not sure if the weird unit is kissing that can of xxxx gold or pretending to drink it
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 08:13 (five years ago) link
why didn’t you turn to your left and ask him
― sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 08:22 (five years ago) link
another photoshopping there, I won't stand for it
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 08:49 (five years ago) link
maybe this pointless fuckbiscuit can stop fighting culture wars nobody asked for and ~run~ ~the~ ~~~country~~~
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 10:25 (five years ago) link
or, bin himself
can't believe the kids aren't into James Cook, thank heavens the current prime minister is addressing this serious problem with a very expensive wooden ship
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 09:58 (five years ago) link
don't worry, the fearless opposition leader has a strong opinion
Shorten says the Endeavour's tour around Australia "sounds very nice"— Josh Taylor (@joshgnosis) January 22, 2019
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:00 (five years ago) link
if my opponent were a massively unhinged and hilariously stupid fucktangle i’d keep a low profile too tbh
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:07 (five years ago) link
I dunno, it might not to be so smart to keep such a low profile, it's a long game and it's not like Scott Morrison can fuck up everythi-- oh.
'What they've done to us is appalling': Liberals fume after Scott Morrison intervenes in key seat | @michaelkoziol https://t.co/gurAeXTwwL— The Sydney Morning Herald (@smh) January 22, 2019
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:41 (five years ago) link
in the brexit thread andrew farrell said they’ve got a roomba in charge of the country, which means we’ve got a broken racist jack-in-the-box with one hand pungent with blisters from wanking himself into a coma over his own photo in charge of our country
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:48 (five years ago) link
honestly i am perpetually gobsmacked that any single human being can be that fucking stupid
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:49 (five years ago) link
Tomorrow: the Prime Minister accidentally sets fire to John Howard's old tracksuit while demanding that PC do-gooders respect the deeds of Matthew Flinders' cat, Trim.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link
tfuck is Mundine a Liberal now for anyway??
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link
He's a Businessman, and $ trumps all
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
let's just say they moved him to A BIGGER HOUSE (IN NOWRA)
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 09:23 (five years ago) link
I mean he was in the Lib Dems until 2 weeks ago, the man's obviously a dickhead
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 10:38 (five years ago) link
now advocating for swab tests on every attendee at the gates of music festivals, to arrest anyone on ecstasy, and thus remove any need for pill testinga+ first policy as a ScuMo candidate
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 11:04 (five years ago) link
Aaaaand he's already got section 44 issues: https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/warren-mundine-sky-news-show-grant
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 January 2019 04:18 (five years ago) link
another dim star for the mediocracy
― estela, Friday, 25 January 2019 07:41 (five years ago) link
still not as offensive to me as the dog rooter bloke getting a right wing media watch on sky news, however
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Friday, 25 January 2019 11:46 (five years ago) link
Blob Stanten declines to pay homage to Melted Wax Candle in Nu Yawk
While I am loathe to praise Blidge too much, he's taken the approach that the ALP should have taken for years - don't suck up to Rupert, but don't give him any ammunition either.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:28 (five years ago) link
sorry blidge but i'm a cruskits man vote 1 cruskits
Back to school means back to making school lunches. pic.twitter.com/TtoxT62ins— Bill Shorten (@billshortenmp) January 29, 2019
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 10:10 (five years ago) link
Nice burn on the splashback there Bill.
Why is Cliv e Palmer sending me hate mail, shouldn't he be in prison?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
God, I feel so sick. Fuck this government to hell, fuck it to death and dig it up and fuck it some more.I was in the Bay Area in November and thought well at least we are not as bad as this. Two months later I can't breathe the air in my island city.https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/05/tasmania-is-burning-the-climate-disaster-future-has-arrived-while-those-in-power-laugh-at-us
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 12:22 (five years ago) link
coal is good though
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
If Labor gets in they'll stop giving spending money in tax rebates to old fuckers who didn't pay the tax in the first place than on schools! This madness must be stopped!
By the way, I made this joke on Twitter and it may be my greatest ever achievement, so despite the disdain it has been greeted with, I'm inflicting it on you all here, too.
Let's face it, he isn't even Paul Lekakis. #auspolhttps://t.co/kEZQ9lvrvc— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) February 5, 2019
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
Timmy Wilson is bravely fighting Labor's mad scheme to not give away free money to old entitled rich fuckers by hosting bingo nights around the nation and colluding with his financial industry mates, great timing.
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link
He has one of the most punchable faces ever seen.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:43 (five years ago) link
katharine murphy's calling for him to get the fuck out of parliament
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:19 (five years ago) link
Ah. No. Read closely. Every country has human rights problems. Government is the enemy of human rights.— Tim Wilson MP (@TimWilsonMP) December 14, 2018
we all have known for ages this guy is cooked but this guy is really cooked
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:28 (five years ago) link
Actually, I’m in the Parliament. The government is the executive and bureaucracy. I’m sceptical of all governments all the time, as I am of any centralised power ...— Tim Wilson MP (@TimWilsonMP) December 14, 2018
I mean, realllly cooked
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:29 (five years ago) link