Yeah my other half loves to point out when he farts that I an "breathing in poo particles". Thanks, guy.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link
More in the weird news vein, but:
No you Kant: Russians reject German thinker's name for airporthttps://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/136E6/production/_104609597_kantpaint27novgetty.jpg
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link
https://www.pcmag.com/news/365332/amazon-robot-sprays-54-workers-with-bear-repellent
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/?utm_term=.981b743f0702
― aphextriplet85 (mh), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
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― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
How Pot Noodle almost killed man - and the hero in his undies who saved him
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link
British Medical Journal: Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial
Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized evaluation of this intervention. However, the trial was only able to enroll participants on small stationary aircraft on the ground, suggesting cautious extrapolation to high altitude jumps.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 13 December 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
A classic of the genre (pretty sure they've published that article, or a variation of it, multiple times over the years)
― gbx, Friday, 14 December 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link
Judge rules that New York's state ban on nunchucks is unconstitutional https://t.co/cW1gPKA0o5 pic.twitter.com/r13l8XCoJC— The Hill (@thehill) December 18, 2018
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xa75yZ%2ByL._SY606_.jpg
― Ludo, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
This spoon and fork attach to your phone to lower disposable utensil usage. pic.twitter.com/CxeeRlTcZK— Cheddar (@cheddar) January 18, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 07:41 (five years ago) link
finally, an opportunity to decrease disposable utensil usage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
Florida being Florida
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-florida-politician-face-licking-20190207-story.html
A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men's faces. She has now resigned.
"I would love to be part of a city that's in the news for good things, not dirt and garbage."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
florida-politician-face-licking
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link
"I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That's what she did when she got drunk."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/zach-britton-has-changed-his-name-to-zack-britton
― calstars, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
so fucking lame
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
when he changes his mind and wants to come back home - WHEN - he is not welcome
prodigal dumbass
After joining, he changed the spelling of his name from Brian to Bryan to make it easier to sign autographs.
― kinder, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
still mad about britton
more like bitten, by a snake, i hope
jerk
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link
Zach is clearly the cool spelling. Zack is the Saved By The Bell spelling.
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 09:33 (five years ago) link
Zak McKracken 4lyfe
― Øystein, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:54 (five years ago) link
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2019/02/18/grand-canyon-tourists-exposed-radiation-safety-manager-says/2876435002/
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
Eh. You'd have to stand between the two cabinets for a year to get a dose higher than that of homes in Ramsar, Iran, which has a cancer incidence no higher than neighboring villages.
― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link
it was more about the comical hijinks of disposal
and the return of the empty buckets
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
On Bourbon Street, battle of Huge Ass Beers vs. Giant Ass Beer lands in New Orleans court
― moistly harmless (Sanpaku), Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:45 (five years ago) link
ugh, my bad
Son defends parents caught in college admissions scandal while smoking blunt
― mh, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
In her practice, Dr. Levine said, she regularly sees college freshmen who “have had to come home from Emory or Brown because they don’t have the minimal kinds of adult skills that one needs to be in college.”One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/16/style/snowplow-parenting-scandal.html
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
taste's very strange
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
At college, covered in sauce
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
cafeteria food... with club sauce
― kinder, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
My son definitely doesn't like sauce on anything and it is very annoying. It looks like he's finally starting to get over it though now at age 10.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 March 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
bigby's crushing declaration
1/ If Trump starts building his border wall, he can invoke something called a Declaration of Taking. It's like eminent domain on steroids. A court grants title to the land to the federal government. Bulldozers can roll the next day.— ProPublica (@ProPublica) March 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link
Declaration of Taking just sounds like something out of a D&D campaign.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:29 (five years ago) link
Bags of holding are pretty central to the ruleset.
― with Chew Guard™ technology (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link
Taken 4: Declaration of Taking
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
somehow I've never noticed before that the first post in this 9-yr old thread is about Trump's Scottish golf course
― rob, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link
life that looks like etc...
Now Tilda Swinton, who I don’t know and never heard of, has joined them.
Ivanka showing some her dad's takedown skills
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link
wonder if anyone ever heard from this Tilda character after this golf-related stance
― mh, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link
not exactly right for this thread but my god this reads like a clickhole article, right down to the guy's bio. i kept waiting for the twist
https://www.androidpolice.com/2015/09/25/jbl-xtreme-and-flip-3-review-competition-destroyed/
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link
Rhino poacher trampled to death by elephant; remains eaten by lions
― Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link
Better than they deserve tbqh
― moose; squirrel (silby), Sunday, 7 April 2019 05:54 (five years ago) link
Haha, came to post that same story! How about this one:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/apr/06/sentencing-their-dog-to-death-how-the-anti-vax-movement-spread-to-pets
"Sam Kovac can’t say for sure what prompted it, but in the past few weeks the Sydney veterinarian has been faced with the same alarming, beguiling question over and over: “Will this vaccination give my dog autism?”
(Article would be funnier if it didn't involve dummies doing the wrong thing for their poor pets)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 April 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link
Cue Temple Grandin on the natural state of non-human mammals resembling human autism.
― Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 April 2019 05:15 (five years ago) link
https://fox8.com/2019/04/11/florida-man-arrested-outside-olive-garden-after-eating-pasta-belligerently/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
whither emily post?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link
However, before being placed in handcuffs officers gave Padgett a paper towel so he could wipe the pasta off his face.
wipe privilege
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
That's funny!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link