will he be nude in it
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
good morning!
― brokenshire (jed_), Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
I am glad I already told my jake g walking a dog, wearing a popped collar pink polo and barking at another dog story here.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
Andy Garcia's ass crack. Too early in the morning.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
He's Mysterio in the new Spider Man farrago. Will he be nude in it?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
lol
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Does he give anyone else crispin glover vibes these days? Felt it for sure in wildlife
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
he plays a fastidious oddball english detective in a so so western i watched last night, and yeah I can see a bit of that comparison.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
Is that Sisters Brothers or is he in another western I don't know about?
Velvet Buzzsaw looks like it could be anywhere from great fun to total garbage but there is some A+ Gyllenhaal freaking the fuck out in the trailer
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link
Also his character in Okja.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
xp
yeah that's the one.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link
oh also: that Velvet Buzzsaw trailer seems like it spoils *EVERYTHING*. Like, major characters' deaths, at the very least
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link
'SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME' Star TOM HOLLAND Couldn't Walk After JAKE GYLLENHAAL Workout! https://t.co/JW4ufH6Zw8 pic.twitter.com/JBC8G50lpD— ComicBook NOW! (@ComicBookNOW) June 25, 2019
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link
I need a Jake workout :(
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
I can't
https://networthbuzz.com/uploads/biography/2019/7/11/fp-1562813345903.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
fuck sake.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
i would c with his d in me amirite fellas?
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i saw him once in a chinatown bar in 2008
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
my answer to this thread question is that he is both c (classic) and d (dreamy)
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
He's extremely good in The Sisters Brothers (the film is decent) and seeing Jake and Riz Ahmed onscreen at the same time had a significant effect on me.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsQIQOiW8AIAptO.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
JAKE CAN I JAB YOU TWICE
Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that thereβs a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves." https://t.co/9zrNFIooey pic.twitter.com/6DxY27DJPw— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) August 6, 2021
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link
I can bathe him.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link
lol you don't get called a scruffy bastard when you're a sex-hunk. It reminds me of when the o.g. Ronaldo swapped shirts with Beckham and joked: his sweat smells like cologne!
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
I could have sworn this is like the third story I've seen this week about celebrities not bathing.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
same.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 6 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/05/i-dont-smell-meet-the-people-who-have-stopped-washing
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link
please make it stop. everytime a rich person doesn't bathe i'm the one who has to shower in their place and i'm so so tired pic.twitter.com/saITex2SGZ— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) August 6, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
I drifted off for maybe 10 minutes, but the rest of the way I found The Guilty excruciating. Almost bailed.
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 September 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link
Having trouble getting my head around the fact Morbs both saw and enjoyed Bubble Boy.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 September 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
I liked the Danish Guilty but the concept definitely wears thin by the end. And the remake is 5 minutes longer, apparently
― Vinnie, Monday, 27 September 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/c5SY51q.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hlMQbZt.jpg
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 August 2023 23:51 (seven months ago) link
Agreed
― H.P, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 10:50 (seven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5mRz3jQ.png
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:14 (four months ago) link
Nice mug
― omar little, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:43 (four months ago) link
when will he give us a live action guy smiley
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 01:02 (four months ago) link
Jake, I can take or leave.
Maggie, on the other hand . . . I can't.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:10 (four months ago) link
I remembered Jakey is younger than me, but I didn't remember it's only by a year and a half. Life is not fair
― active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:32 (four months ago) link
Happy birthday!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1FmKfTOvwI/
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 22:03 (three months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/S3mthSy/IMG-2540.jpg
― badpee pooper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:26 (two months ago) link
Papi.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:35 (two months ago) link
So.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:01 (three weeks ago) link
Watched Road House last night. JG is very good in it, but calling the movie tonally inconsistent would be very generous. And Conor McGregor looks like a CGI/motion capture gimmick.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:39 (three weeks ago) link
how does it compare to the original?
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:47 (three weeks ago) link
you could never replicate the brilliance of that part were Dalton jumps over the front porch of his house with that amazing ballet move. that whole original movie is just gold every minute until the credits roll.
― scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 14:53 (three weeks ago) link
I have a lot of thoughts, but basically this is an attempt to make a PG-13 Road House that the whole family can enjoy. The first one was about people who liked fucking, and punching each other. This one is about people who have never fucked, and only punch each other because they're forced into it. But hey, there's a precocious teen girl who says vaguely joke-like things to the protagonist.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:56 (three weeks ago) link
That sounds absolutely fucking awful
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:08 (three weeks ago) link
The trouble is, there's already a good variant on Roadhouse in theaters called Love Lies Bleeding.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 15:12 (three weeks ago) link