rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

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some ppl on twitter saying this same person tried to out playboi carti and it turned out to be fake but idk

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:54 (one year ago) link

the thing about the secret phone number reveling app does seem kinda sus

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:54 (one year ago) link

yeah. i cannot vouch for any of the electronic evidence presented.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:55 (one year ago) link

yes, altho to clarify the accuser in this case is a gay man

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 16:31 (one year ago) link

So was this all fake or what?

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 04:35 (one year ago) link

i guess? i didnt see anything conclusive but no news sites touched it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 06:11 (one year ago) link

interesting timing on the back surgery. out 3-4 months, essentially out for the year. career likely in jeopardy i would think.

Spottie, Friday, 30 November 2018 18:38 (one year ago) link

it's been quite the misadventure

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 30 November 2018 19:49 (one year ago) link

Dwight is such an inimitable and curiously indescribable figure, i was trying to explain his downfall the other night to someone..."well see he was legitimately great, considered to be likable, and then he went to the Laker and got on Kobe's bad side and started telling dad jokes..."

i couldn't do it past that point.

omar little, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:33 (one year ago) link


lag∞n, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:59 (one year ago) link

the candy addiction is crucial imo

lag∞n, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:59 (one year ago) link

i guess i could call him a controversy-free* Alex Rodriguez, and somehow the gulf between his desperation to be liked and the reality is even more enormous than A-Rod's.

he's never had a major scandal one can point to, he just shows up with a new franchise and walks into the locker room cracking jokes with his teammates and putting up 16/12 and pretty soon rumors are out that he's going to be fragged on the next road trip.

(*we'll see what occurs with this recent business)

omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:21 (one year ago) link

god i always forget about the candy thing

omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:22 (one year ago) link

the candy addiction is just idk its perfect?

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:39 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

has dwight been watching demolition man or

Clay, Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:37 (five months ago) link

someone online said he's turned into bobby digital and that seemed otm

big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:39 (five months ago) link

Dwight Howard said he bought a purple car because he was inspired by Thanos and the sacrifices he had to make to accomplish his goal. Man.

— Christian Rivas (@RadRivas) September 11, 2019

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (five months ago) link

one month passes...


Dwight Howard tried to coin a nickname for the Lakers' second unit tonight: "The Bad News Bears. Not the Bad News Bears in a bad way, but 'we're gonna bring bad news to the other team.' That type of bad news."

— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) November 4, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:37 (three months ago) link

he was so good against the spurs. he'll be starting soon. the lbj-ad-dwight frontcourt is so huge and athletic.

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (three months ago) link

Dwight Howard is no longer eating 'McDonald's, chicken wings and honey buns every single day'

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:36 (three months ago) link

he stopped eating candy but then it took him another 5 years to not eat mcdonalds every day

lag∞n, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:39 (three months ago) link

i swear he has the same set of quotes every season just a slight variation on each one

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:41 (three months ago) link

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