The Lion King (Jon Favreau-directed 'live action' remake, 2019)

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it’s about time he returned the favour

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 November 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

lmao

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

loooooool

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 23 November 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

This looks fun.

Jeff, Saturday, 24 November 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Lion King is a wonderful adaptation of an iconic classic. It has a few small changes which enhance what was already great and everything else is right on point. The CG can be slightly distracting at times but the emotion quickly covers that. Loved it. pic.twitter.com/9QmsP3PmNh

— Germain Lussier (@GermainLussier) July 10, 2019

wow the reviews are in it must be good

omar little, Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

WaPo editorial yesterday made a p convincing case that this film/the basic story/source material are essentially fascist (regardless of the ethnicity of the voice talent).

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

We knew that in '94 tho, no?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

Probably, I just hadnt thought about it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

Also, I've no idea which thread this belongs in, if any, but ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D--gK60XsAEi3rY.jpg

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

WaPo editorial yesterday made a p convincing case that this film/the basic story/source material are essentially fascist (regardless of the ethnicity of the voice talent).

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 11, 2019 9:52 AM (fourteen minutes ago)

hamlet?

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

idk how far back you wanna trace the lost prince vs. usurper of the throne plotline but it goes back way before Hamlet

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

(and that's not really one of the aspects that are fascistic)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

this looks like dogshit

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

half the point of hamlet is that it is a psychedelic self-deconstructing version of a story you already know. it couldn't be hamlet if its plot were original. the lion king has more to do with henry iv anyway imo.

did not see wapo piece but yes clearly the hyenas are an underclass repressed in the name of a supposedly virtuous natural hierarchy that organizes sentient beings by species. scar at least is an interesting figure tho: not merely a pretender but a political adventurer, glibly fluent in revolutionary language for the purpose of exploiting class division on his way to supreme personal power. (his death at the vengeful hands of the very disaffected who formed his core support is nifty.) given this villain all the movie actually needs to become antifascist (if not antimonarchical) is for simba to learn values from timon and pumbaa that convince him to abandon his evil father's pious blather about the food chain and grant the hyenas full citizenship. by avoiding both this ending and its tragic mirror, in which t+p are cruelly banished (like falstaff) in a symbolic restoration of (im)moral order, i'm sorry to say that the film renders itself juvenile.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

Lotta Richard III in Lion King too, obviously.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

def-- scar is nothing like claudius tbh

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

half the point of hamlet is that it is a psychedelic self-deconstructing version of a story you already know. it couldn't be hamlet if its plot were original. the lion king has more to do with henry iv anyway imo.

I'm assuming that the people who wrote disney's the lion king are not experts in pre-early modern english literature and that the basic structure of "heir to the throne's father is killed by his uncle - who makes it look like an accident and usurps power to become king. prince fucks around a bit for a while - hamlet with the actors and rosenkrantz and guildenstern, simba with poomba and timon (ok poomba and timon are good guys and r and g are spies for claudius). mufasa is horatio (ok that's a stretch)" is more likely to have been taken from one of the best known pieces of world literature than not.

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

Which Shakespeare play is it where a warthog's dank farts kill all fauna within six yards' distance?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

merry wives

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

there are a number of fart jokes in shakespeare's oeuvre

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

thanks for the fascism heads up comrades, my cousin wanted me to take him to see this so i punched him in the face

lumen (esby), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

Good!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

cousin-punching is praxis

They talk, yes, which makes them likely to set up a fascistic dictatorship (the dictator dictates, i.e. speaks) but the fact that these are animals is not irrelevant to the tale. Aesop, La Fontaine and their ilk are least interesting when read as allegorical anthropomorphists.

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

i have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
and punched my cousin

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

Comedy of Errors: "A man may break a word with you, sir, and words are but wind
Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind."

Othello: "CLOWN: Are these, I pray you, wind instruments?
FIRST MUSICIAN: Ay marry are they, sir.
CLOWN: O, thereby hangs a tail.
FIRST MUSICIAN: Whereby hangs a tail, sir?
CLOWN: Marry, sir, by many a wind instrument that I know."

And many more!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

dlh otm, maybe you should write a wapo editorial about this movie

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

…and apply for an assistant professorship in Media Studies at the University of Utrecht.

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

*"The Aristocrats!" tone of voice* "The Lion King!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

"The Aristocrats!" also would have worked at the end of Midsommer.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

They're deepfake-action remaking The Aristocats now too?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

Yep! And Mulan!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

And Little Mermaid!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

They talk, yes, which makes them likely to set up a fascistic dictatorship (the dictator dictates, i.e. speaks) but the fact that these are animals is not irrelevant to the tale.

well it cuts both ways right cuz its preshishely becaushh they are animals that the natural order of predation can be so explicitly defended (just as human fascism must wrap itself in darwinian rhetoric). and since they not only talk but all talk the same language-- and since, ed aside, they are all fully sapient (made with such large discourse, looking before and after)-- it is hard for me to read the movie as glimpse into alien landscape. intrigued tho

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

in fairness the hyenas are shunned due to their overconsumption - which when allowed to continue unchecked under scar destroys the ecosystem - and thus are not really analogous to subaltern populations in our world - who consume much less than the rich and powerful

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

counterpoint: that characteristic slots neatly into caricatures of "welfare queens", "lazy" black people etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

or Jews as rapacious parasites etc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

Oh right, Jon Favreau directed it!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

xp

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

well it cuts both ways right cuz its preshishely becaushh they are animals that the natural order of predation can be so explicitly defended (just as human fascism must wrap itself in darwinian rhetoric). and since they not only talk but all talk the same language-- and since, ed aside, they are all fully sapient (made with such large discourse, looking before and after)-- it is hard for me to read the movie as glimpse into alien landscape. intrigued tho

It does cut both ways, no question about it, but speaking on behalf of kid pomenitul, exposure to fable-like narratives was primarily a means of encountering an otherness and strangeness beyond human ken rather than a mere mirror of adult mores. Denying their pedagogical, domesticating function would be silly, but allegories are always more (or less) than just allegories: there is an inevitable opaqueness to them that thwarts authorial and hence moral intent. Utterly transparent allegories (or symbols, for that matter) are a pipe dream and child me was mostly glad to catch a glimpse of the animal 'kingdom', irrespective of its presumed social/hierarchical structures, which I found less interesting than the individual characters on display, as well as the art and voice acting that brings them to life.

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

oh for sure, to be clear i watched this movie on vhs more or less daily 1995-1996 and had a crush on nala

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

Review: 'The Lion King' looks so realistic it makes the music sound fake | Datebook https://t.co/kJeLySJEcB

— Mick LaSalle (@MickLaSalle) July 17, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

Which just goes to prove ...

Lion King reviews are camp.

— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) July 11, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

watching this on TV now, how on earth did they manage to fuck it up this badly? every character looks like it's been killed, stuffed and had its lips animated with the wombo app

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 18:03 (three months ago) link

i saw two seconds of it, channel-hopping, and it looks even stupider than i imagined

emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 18:04 (three months ago) link

their rules are baffling - their realism accepts lions talking and singing and believing in the divine right of kings but not dancing or emoting or being gay (disney won't rest until they've reimagined all their great villains as straight)

Left, Tuesday, 26 December 2023 20:23 (three months ago) link


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