Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Seriously, there's no one who can sprinkle cyanide powder into his KFC bucket?

no kidding?

Jfc you're not getting any better

I seriously think this thread has cured me of the appetite for sweary Malcolm Tucker-esque "comedy" rancour for the rest of my life

I might start providing a public service by C&Ping these comments without the names attached into the relevant thread, if I can guess it.

That sounds like fun

tbh mine could be c&p'd in almost every thread, like a bob bosko or something

Better to have posted and lost than not to have posted at all. I guess?

I actually can't remember who irked me last night, lol pitiful alcoholic

claiming it so

OK now I remember and it isn't anybody of note

I might start providing a public service by C&Ping these comments without the names attached into the relevant thread, if I can guess it.

pretty certain it wasn't one of mine, though I did go through a alcoholic bit of comedy socking years back that I only remember some of the details of

were you the bellhop kid

no, that sock was boring and tedious, I was more "hit and run"

i loved and still love brodie, bite your tongue

i view comedy socking as more of a caper or plot-driven thing, whereas some take more of a "world-building approach" which I can respect, but is not my style

Worst sock ever, sorry that is just how I feel

some of mine were probably pretty bad, but I only remember the ones I still take some pride in

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can't keep track of all my socks tbh

the best sock is someone you're not sure is a sock, this is basic

i feel like that's kinda a rockist approach to socks ...

its like having a fuddled granddad in the corner of the kitchen muttering at the snatches of news that penetrate

yeah not rly

can't keep track of all my socks tbh

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oh god this is going to turn into a jerry seinfeld routine

I started this longterm sock, I kept changing my mind on the details and found myself getting engrossed in it and now it's my only account

deems otm but I am surrounded by fuddled grandads today

the sock is an ilx tradition that, when used effectively, engages, divides, and conquers

veni freaky deeky

I think I'll wait until release day to hear this in full as the band intended it like I assume the proper fans will. I haven't heard any of the already released songs from it so I'll be coming to the whole thing fresh. Looking forward to it, although setting my expectations as low as possible - I hope to be pleasantly surprised.

jesus christ

a bot should repost that to every extant ilm thread

jfc

ROUSes plz

a bot should start a thread for every album that is the subject of an ilm thread entitled "I've had it up to here waiting for [album] to be remastered"

I can't believe ILM's DNA is woven from the lamest strands of indie-rock rope. Shocked!

i agree with you and lex about comedy

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that's a good post

But it’s quite obvious it’s about me, because there’s been a real reluctance for me to talk about it.

This is absolutely priceless. I take it that the guitarist used to be in Evil Gazebo too?

just post in the 1975 thread about how much you hate heroin addicts you dumbass

certainly you're not using this thread as intended if you're directly quoting a fucking article

When the lead singer of a band makes a point of talking about something, and that becomes the angle (a boring one, might I add) used for promoting their forthcoming record, it is most certainly amusing when they suddenly say they're reluctant to talk about it. And yes, it does bring to mind the character in the Half Man Half Biscuit song 'Used to Be in Evil Gazebo' - read the lyrics and I'm sure you'll see it for yourself.

Now, there's a reason I'm posting these things in the "second thoughts" thread instead of The 1975 thread, which you seem unable to grasp, but primarily because I do not want the thread to be derailed because I know you can't help yourself. Given your above response, I daresay I have a point.

did Morrissey write The Headmaster Ritual about you?

How many more threads do we need treating an ex-Vagrant band like they’re James Joyce

woah they were on vagrant??? crazy

Over The Top

Meet me halfway

Synchronicity is actually a good song?

boyslayer would have won