rolling retirees: 2018 and beyond

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our beloved adrian beltre

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

:( :( :(

na (NA), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

nooooooo

omar little, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

bartolo : is now the last active* player who played in the majors in the 20th century

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

huh.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

P sure Armando Benitez is playing in Mexico still

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

catcher dan butler, after 768 minor league games

played in seven games for the red sox in 2014 and two more this year, going 5-for-25 with three doubles and throwing out three of eight attempted base stealers. he was never drafted

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

THANK YOU... pic.twitter.com/CzhaoU9YUH

— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) December 8, 2018

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

Only reached 140 games twice--I don't know if he was the most productive long-term part-time hitter of the past couple of decades, but he must be close (including one monster season in 2011: .320/.414/.631, 30 HR and 5.5 WAR in 113 games).

clemenza, Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

I really wish the Jays had hung onto him after the Wells deal, instead of flipping him for a reliever who’s name time has forgotten.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 9 December 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

reliever tom wilhelmsen, officially

outfielder colby rasmus, unofficially

mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Alfredo Amezaga (who will join Atlanta as a coach)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (five years ago) link

awesome

http://mlb.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=l135&t=p_pbp&pid=150119

mookieproof, Friday, 4 January 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

Jaime Garcia, 32 years old

https://www.mlb.com/cardinals/news/jaime-garcia-expected-to-retire-from-mlb/c-302541372

you wouldn't know from looking at his stats, but he really did have some exceptional stuff. sometimes it really seemed like he was throwing a wiffle ball out there. alas, he was almost always injured or recovering from an injury.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link

i just learned that he and Fernando Valenzuela were the only two pitchers born in Mexico to start in a world series.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link

former red sox third baseman of the future will middlebrooks

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link

Willie Midds was basically a nicer, crappier Shea Hillenbrand

omar little, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

I didn't know Ricky Romero had been out there the past five years, trying to make it back.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-ricky-romero-retirement/

clemenza, Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

also shawn tolleson -- spent the last two years trying to come back from TJ but decided it wasn't going to work out

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 January 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

Dillon Gee, who spent the 2018 season with the Chunichi Dragons

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

jarrod saltalamacchia

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

cc sabathia will retire at the end of the season

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

doug fister

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link

^his jersey will live on ironically at gay fetish events

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

?! I hardly knew her!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 February 2019 01:42 (five years ago) link

Bruce Bochy at end of season

Bruce Bochy announces he will retire after the 2019 season pic.twitter.com/TWiBLgL3Oh

— Kerry Crowley (@KO_Crowley) February 18, 2019

timellison, Monday, 18 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Ichiro has retired

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 March 2019 15:16 (five years ago) link

Jason Hammel has retired

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 March 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link

Hammel will always have the 2016 Cubs reunions to come, he had a heck of a season for that club.

earlnash, Sunday, 24 March 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

punxsutawney native devin mesoraco, apparently

one monster season in 2014 and then just a ton of injuries

mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Allen Craig will join the Padres' front office as an advisor to baseball ops, thus ending his playing career. In 6 big league season, he batted .276/.333/.435. He won the '11 WS, was an All-Star in '13 and is the only player to score a WS game-winning run on an obstruction call.

— AJ Cassavell (@AJCassavell) April 12, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

craig gentry

at 1.1 bWAR in 68 games, he was the third-most-valuable position player who ended 2018 with the orioles

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

Jake Peavy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

james loney

mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

once and future met matt den dekker retired last week

mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

cody decker, 32, hitter of 204 minor league homers, after hitting a walk-off for triple-a reno on friday

he was 0-for-11 in 12 major league plate appearances

also one of 19 players from the 2009 class a fort wayne tincaps to reach the majors, which is maybe some kind of record

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

troy tulowitzki

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

finishes with *exactly* the same bWAR as . . . nomar

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

damn.

that is an amazing factoid, too

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

Probably my least favourite Blue Jay ever. Spent as much time as a Jay engaging in baseball-related activities as he did playing baseball. And more time complaining.

clemenza, Thursday, 25 July 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

Our coaching staff just added an All-Star, y’all. Let’s go. https://t.co/1U4WdB42gd 🤘

— Texas Baseball (@TexasBaseball) July 25, 2019

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

i love the understated headline there by texassports.com

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

but that's what you get when you leave it up to the editorial team of The Ex-Ass Ports, Inc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

ilb twitter fave ty kelly

Now that I don’t play professional baseball anymore, I’d just like all the current players and fans to know that the game was better when I used to play.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 25, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 26 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/czVJztm9iY

— David Freese (@david23freese) October 12, 2019

Andy K, Saturday, 12 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

noted canadian michael saunders, who will take over as manager of the appalachian league's danville braves

mookieproof, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

utility guy kristopher negrón, after 170 big league games and 1439 in the minors

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

he ran out of AL East teams to play for

I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/28342169/14-year-vet-ian-kinsler-retires-one-hit-shy-2000

pour one out for the poor man's Bobby Grich

omar little, Saturday, 21 December 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah, $26m over the two years

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 10:30 (one month ago) link

mike zunino

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2024 20:08 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

i guess we all knew this, but

MLB officially lists pitcher Stephen Strasburg as retired

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 April 2024 00:56 (one week ago) link

Get paid young man

- won his team a title
- apparently lacks full use of his right arm?

he earned it

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 April 2024 04:26 (one week ago) link


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