D'AWWWWCTOPUS: post yr images of adorable octopuses here (no squid allowed)

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from this thread i ended up at the end of the internet and learning about the argonaut or paper nautilus, which is not a nautilus but apparently a back-evolution of octopus and it is really interesting. i've never seen one of those shells before either, or i just assumed it was a type of proper nautilus?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argonaut_(animal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-4JYPXPSrk

Hunt3r, Friday, 16 November 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link

o fuck

you can't embed shortened urls

Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Friday, 16 November 2018 09:20 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

d'awwwww look at this squirmy li'l cutie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAmTTCV7GyY

A tourist in Australia has gone viral after posting a video of themself holding a blue-ringed octopus. But it hasn’t gone viral just because the animal is beautiful. The blue-ringed octopus is one of the most venomous creatures in Australia and the unnamed tourist is lucky to be alive.

The chilling video, which appears to have been originally posted to TikTok, found its way to Reddit over the weekend where Australians started to point out just how dangerous it was to handle a blue-ringed octopus. Commenters shared their own stories about the animal, which reportedly carries enough venom to kill 26 full grown adults in a span of minutes.

The venom of the blue-ringed octopus, which contains the neurotoxin tetrodotoxin, causes paralysis and the sting is so small that most people have no idea that they’ve been poisoned until it’s too late.

To make things even more horrifying, there’s no anti-venom available for the blue-ringed octopus. The only known treatment is to massage the victim’s heart until the venom works its way throughout a person’s body in a matter of hours.

One person on Reddit even told the story of an unnamed victim who had been paralyzed on the beach with their eyes open while facing the sun.

“They survived, but nobody had really thought about the fact they’d been staring up into full midday sunlight for a couple of hours throughout the process with their eyes wide open, pupils fully dilated,” the Redditer said. “Total paralysis, easy for the first-aiders to not think to cover their eyes. Caused irreversible damage. They permanently lost their vision.”

Australia gets a bad rap for having dangerous animals, but most locals believe that the fear is overblown. It’s not overblown when it comes to the blue-ringed octopus though. If you see one in the water, let it be.

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

Got to be an American, no?

Oleeever St. John Yogurty (Leee), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

This is how an octopus changes shades and textures to blend in with its environment pic.twitter.com/xQAV6JhZy7

— How Things Work (@ThingsCutInHaIf) February 9, 2019

mark s, Saturday, 9 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

cor

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

hello bubbeleh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

https://trailersfromhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sh-e1483663767465.jpg

Best movie title ever. Should be scored by Eek! A Mouse.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link

If only the movie lived up to the title.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

hello im having the best day ever bc i just found out this shiny holographic octopus exists pic.twitter.com/UC9Vw0MrdP

— stacie 🍵 REOPENING COMMS 7/15 (@CthulhuLel) July 7, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

(yes, i know it's a cuttlefish; it can't help it)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Good trilobite disguise.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

It's apparently pretending to be the venomous flatfish, see more of its impersonations here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

Would not mind being reincarnated as an octopus

Bnad, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

they are SO **cking badass it's ridiculous

one charm and one antiup quark (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Mimic Octopus/Sanders 2020

one month passes...

Are we ready for a pride octopus?

https://youtu.be/QJcXMPJ9XN8

William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

you’re damn right i am

goatsed on the sticks (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

werktopus

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

That's what she said.

William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

I apologize for besmirching this pure thread with such an obvious, poorly formed "joke."

William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

you're among colleagues

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8wJwERqRw

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

Amazing to watch

wow

sleeve, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link

dang

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

beautiful

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

holy shit

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 08:10 (four years ago) link

that show looks neat

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

streamable online now: https://www.pbs.org/video/octopus-making-contact-y8dyan/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

Hell yes.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
🐙 ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ 🐙
🐙 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🐙
🐙 #WorldOctopusDay 🐙
🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙
🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙
🐙 ❤️ 🐙
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

— 🦑 Monsterey Boo Ascaryum 🎃 (@MontereyAq) October 8, 2019

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

https://laughingsquid.com/octopus-trades-cup-for-shell/

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

don’t mess with the octopus 👊 pic.twitter.com/ovQIa52trW

— dave ❄️ 🥕 (@davemacladd) October 9, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

APS, that is so goddamn beautiful it deserves an embed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJbdy097m0

<3

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

A handful of octopi feeding on a whale carcass 3km deep, streaming live now from the Nautilus expedition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwm3-xKyIzE

Inherent Contempt (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

If the Residents were octopusses

Hideous Lump, Friday, 8 November 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

Meet the dumbo octopus 🐙 just one of the creatures revealed by the Schmidt Ocean Institute during an exploration of the dark, uncharted waters more than a mile below the surface in the Coral Sea off Australia’s east coast https://t.co/RGMbQ2poTn pic.twitter.com/YZVpgOTU93

— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 26, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Beautiful

jmm, Friday, 26 June 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

well well well

Well, I watched "My Octopus Teacher" on netflix: a flawed but moving documentary about a straight man who has a lifechanging erotic relationship with a female octopus. I cried, then read out loud to my friends the entirety of @amiasrinivasan's 2017 essay (https://t.co/ILun9KMlxz) pic.twitter.com/Azefm8xJjU

— Sophie Lewis (@reproutopia) September 20, 2020

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

lol, that film is dumb insofar as he befriends an octopus and then doesn’t interfere with a shark attacking it but then feels it’s appropriate to bring it food to heal and then bring his son to meet the octopus and that’s at the halfway mark of the film. narrator says “that’s when my relationship with my teacher deepened” and i peaced out. i’m as avidly pro-cephalopod as the next person but projection on that level is just gross. yes, the photography is spectacular. it’s good oceanography film porn but no, it's not erotic.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

actually, i just read that whole tweet thread and i guess lewis is right on!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link


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