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this is my dog blog, i guess

does anyone here like dogs

mešŸ¶irl https://t.co/WUbz0ot50H pic.twitter.com/Soup4zzbYE

— me irl (@it_meirl_bot) November 10, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

the leaf pile videos here are everything

Fetchboy, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

Dillon still loves a pile of leaves. But then, so does my niece - maybe it's a universal thing. Imagine being a sleepy hedgehog and someone comes smashing through your bed...

Leaghaidh am brĆ³n an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

it's right up there with humans calling them "sonic". yes we know, sonic the hedgehog, they have heard it so many times it's unbelievable

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

karl, i like dogs fyi

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

I've been dogsitting for my father and stepmother this weekend.

Indiana, a yorkie mix puppy, is the worst dog. She shits in the house immediately after walks, and leaps up to dining room tables to shred newspapers. Yesterday, she negotiated the dining room chairs (which were correctly placed under the table) to eat my bluetooth headphones and laptop power supply.

JJ, their two year old hound with a troubled past, is the second worst dog. She was found in January guarding her first owner's body after a suicide, was tazered by police, and my stepmother adopted her. After a month she started appreciating what life had to offer, but she still refuses to relieve herself on walks, demanding to be released to her spot on the driveway at precisely 9 AM and 9 PM. She also cries for hours and peels the paint off bedroom doors if separated from humans.

As they're forbidden to enter my father's rooms, I've now spent 2 nights sleeping on a couch with two dogs sleeping atop me. The two of them were happy with this arrangement.

http://i66.tinypic.com/18bu6g.jpg

This has reinforced my belief that Teufel, my vacant lot born adopted mutt, is the best dog. He has never once in six years either relieved himself in the house or destroyed anything but designated dog toys. Those, he destroys those in minutes. He has observed the youngsters with evident disgust.

http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

sanpaku how old is Indiana? maybe she'll learn with some more time. poor JJ, though. that is a sad story. your father and stepmother are wonderful for taking her in.

bizarro, do you have dogs?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

also did you all see Riley, a few posts up? i fucking love that guy.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

For emphases (and because I may have screwed up the syntax): Teufel, the best dog.

http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

Oops sorry for the repost. Seems I got it right the first time.

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

Indiana is probably 7 or 8 months old now. She's adorable, but how can one have a dog that hates electronics as she does?

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

bizarro, do you have dogs?


no, sadly - but i do get to walk a friendā€™s springer spaniel from time to time and he is a super-good buddy

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog

Not as bad as folks burning piles of leaves, I imagine. Hard to be a 'hog.

Leaghaidh am brĆ³n an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

Riley is wonderful.

Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link

We are getting a dog on Sunday. Our lovely old Boswell died at Easter in 2017, and we have been sadly dogless long enough.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link

congrats on getting a new pup! (i call all dogs pups, regardless of age, sorry)

would appreciate a pic or two when you get it! :)

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

this is my dog, Bird, about 5 minutes before becoming a temporary cone dog:
https://i.imgur.com/A7WTc6U.jpg
she had to wear it for about a week because she kept licking a small abrasion on her leg and making it worse
https://i.imgur.com/TS0f38e.jpg

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link

key fact: Bird is my very best friend in the entire world, and is the very best friend that has ever existed in the entire history of the world

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link

Dogs are great

Thatā€™s one nice doggo you got there

F# A# (āˆž), Monday, 12 November 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link

she loves to sleep on top of feet

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 06:33 (five years ago) link

a+ dog

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link

wearing the hell out of that cone too

dogs are good friends

niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:14 (five years ago) link

great dog

nxd, Monday, 12 November 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link

All these dogs are extremely excellent dogs

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link

Bird is so clearly a very good dog.

Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

i wanna share!

bowtie boy was good now waiting for his puppuccino

https://i.imgur.com/3wF8luA.jpg

(ā€¢ĢŖā—) (carne asada), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

look at that face! extremely good boy imo

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

lots of very good dogs itt

gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.

oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link

Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.

It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.

Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

guys look at this fuckinā€™ golden retriever / German shepherd cross

https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

i love him

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'

Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

prime minister of floofistan

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link

such a good dog

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link

have been thinking abt this dog all day

is it real

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".

Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um weā€™re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

*whispers to self* this is what i live for

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok

my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okayšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX

— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link


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