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if so it would be no criticism but no

unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

R. Kelly's music was always shit, regardless of his status as a sexual predator.

― Alex in NYC, Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zwei dunkel jungen (crüt), Friday, 11 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link

like a visitation

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
R. Kelly's music was always shit, regardless of his status as a sexual predator.

large bananas pregnant (ledge), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Who is Dr. Luke and what has he done?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, January 29, 2019 4:49 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

was just gonna say

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

as always, it it's an act it is amazingly well executed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

assuming access to ILX = access to Google it's always at least kind of an act

Brex Avery (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

he had a wonderful mother id say

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

god that's beautiful

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UVeHSAy.jpg

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

scene report:

me: Tuomas... you're Googling something right now.
he: yes, I have a smartphone.

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

seriously tho, what did Dr. Luke do?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link

He's in that Star Wars shit ffs

Brex Avery (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

he's a Dr. now?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

2008 The Inbetweeners Jay's Friend Season 1, Episode 4

ohhhhhh that guy!!!!

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

Ppl shouldn’t use google. They should ask people stuff and accept that they’re getting a less reliable version. Folk wisdom, hearsay, good stuff

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

sometimes you get a more reliable version when you ask people stuff

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

also, an answer specific to your context

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

cosine

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

I prefer to just blindly guess and assume I have it right (which, in this case, entails the belief that Luther Campbell has endangered his recently-acquired medical license by initiating a new and even filthier phase of his rap career under a new moniker).

See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

I mostly can figure out what events have happened using deduction.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

I believe whatever my uncle tells me.

Evan, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

I just know stuff already

gray say nah to me (wins), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

I stopped using internet search when they took Jeeves away because don't trust computers!!

calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

tell me, have you tried alta vista search, its hte best of all the searches

See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

https://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/animal-clinic.jpg

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

where's that post where someone repurposes a picture of tuomas in the shopping trolley using the payphone

imago, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

because it's harder to get a wire tap on a payphone?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link

also, I watched an Indian crime show that was kinda like the Wire, and it seems like in India they can't do buy/bust?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link

Not without a 5 minute dance number

Brex Avery (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

you won't curry any favor around here with that line of humor

calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link

not raita way at least

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

a dosa humility before making these posts

mh, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

Pride is as loud a beggar as want and a great deal more saucy.

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link

not sure I like this lassi-faire attitude to puns

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 02:20 (five years ago) link

Are you naanplussed

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 02:29 (five years ago) link

"dating grimes was elon musk's thriller" would be a good display name

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 15:24 (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gray say nah to me (wins), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

i'll take it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

Ppl shouldn’t use google. They should ask people stuff and accept that they’re getting a less reliable version. Folk wisdom, hearsay, good stuff

― Trϵϵship

the only good hearsay is yeproc hearsay

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGseqJH6jQ

it was his birthday earlier this week. Or would have been

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

I guess at this point in my life I'm completely out of loop when it comes to pop music, cos I have no idea what "This Is America" is?
― Tuomas, Thursday, January 31, 2019

Hall of Fame imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

and the follow-up!

So, apparently it's a tune by that guy from Community? Why do people hate it?
― Tuomas, Thursday, January 31, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

uh, i don't know what it is either, and Tuomas has a leg up, in that I have no idea who "that guy from Community" is

sarahell, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

chevy chase iirc

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

sarahell: TiAmerica was an event single from early last year from Childish Gambino accompanied by a video with half a billion views that spawned nearly as many memes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_America_(song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

for like three weeks in May it was completely unavoidable if you spent any time on the internet

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

Is he the guy from Community?

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link


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