Actual LOLs at Max's mons.
― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew that would happen as soon as I realized how wrong it sounded but damn son, you're quick.
― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
^_^
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
still roffling at wes anderson vibe my ass
― chickenella fitzgerald (braveclub), Thursday, 4 June 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
butt remote is so good
― cutty, Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Fred Durst. Wat heb ik gewonnen? (Matt P), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
it was only a matter of time before someone said 'no' to passive or otherwise mild facials...and how
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:53 (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link
nah, i think that pretty much reads exactly how he meant it.
― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
lj is trying out a tobias funke steez iirc
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL - yes!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tobias.jpg
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:57 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i vote bush.
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:12 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(soz, couldn't resist)
― Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
wait she's a goat? baaaaaaaaad idea
― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jesus mighty lord chewy (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, that's about how it went down in the thread, too.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i like serious drugs
― Young Scott Young (sic), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:14 (3 minutes ago)
― bau hau haus (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link
But let's be fair. Who DOESN'T hate Arabs nowadays?
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan)
― iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link
no i was gonna say this too but i thought it'd be best to keep gucci off my lips for like, an hour
― k3vin k., Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
::stuffs fist into mouth::
― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, November 13, 2009 10:14 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i have the 12" of this & ive only pulled it out but it never works like i expect it to.
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
only pulled it out a couple times
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lollllll
― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk
― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too
hahahaha
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
big shit poppin
i need to do this more often
― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.
― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
its like some sort of poop olympics in here
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat
― just1n3,
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch
― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Gag me with a poon.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
loooool
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
What does IANAL mean?― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
touche
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i keep wanting to say vulvas!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
omg Kate's Dildo pic!
<3
― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
What the hell is that pink thing?
― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.
xpost
― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.
― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
may i come and 'tweak it'
― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)
― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
blows dong
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark
― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]
― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM
― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.
― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he wdn't be alone. xp― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link