from abysmal real names:
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkAND THEY HATE EACH OTHER― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link
Unless sanders takes a dive cognitively I see no reason why he couldn’t run; that said there are other people. I’m down for Harris, certainly.
― akm, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hey if there's another candidate who's expressed a desire to build a robust international left to combat incipient fascism abroad I'm all for 'em
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:58 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stalin
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he is dead dmac
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no barrier to election in states iirc
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
xp - Wicks won btw
― sarahell, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
No results found for "buffy the beckles slayer".
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link
I mean if this isn't it what is:
just wanted to say that i read the thread title in the voice of gavin rossdale
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought we agreed liberals should not rehabilitate Bush
Xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
yeah, that was v good
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
:D
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
perfect
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link
Had a couple exes who lasered off their pubes (before they met me)
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 3:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
classic country tune
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
haha
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
lolz
― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link
Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)
I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.
Instead, I had an excellent lunch.
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No Shame in that. No Hunger either
― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link
In the Nic Roeg thread
time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.
― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM
here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg
― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM
― nickn, Sunday, 25 November 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD
This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cider House
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link
good night u princes of ilx
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com
― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link
Haha <3 treesh
― Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link
that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
back teeth?
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
😎
if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker
― na (NA), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.
― jmm, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)
otm!
― sarahell, Friday, 21 December 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
Was darragh self-exceling there?
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
its part of the craic
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
imago you're missing some good stuff:
I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ahem
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pulling rank
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself
― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Could start in on the Bible
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
the eden hazard of 2018 ilx
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
slow clap dad joke A+
anyone ever notice that those little dog dishes you put your stuff into at TSA are actually dog dishes? Like, from PetCo and stuff? I wonder how much government money is going to pet stores.― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:22 PM No wonder they let vets board first― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM
No wonder they let vets board first― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link
haaaaa
― flopson, Monday, 14 January 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
crushed it
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
that's a good un
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 January 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
edit for context:
Is it controversial to hate the Kinks, especially Village Green?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, January 17, 2019 8:36 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pls no kinkshaming
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, January 17, 2019 9:12 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
from the brexit prepper thread:
non-non-toxic succulents can be used to coat arrow tips - though remember to leave the last one for you.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:17 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lol the effort involved in shooting yourself with a bow
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:37 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link
Anyone with any sense knows you half bury the arrow in the ground and leap onto it from a step ladder. It's not rocket science.
― Drop out of life with VONC in hand (Noel Emits), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link
i was thinking something involving standing on the drawstring as you lean over the arrowhead
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link
(but i'm pretty sure the lol was intentional and belongs to AF)
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link
soda on the life-changing magic of tidying up
― the late great, Saturday, 19 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
First Reformed is a 2019 limited release here. It did play a festival in 2018. Saw it, but it just felt so 2017 to me.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Think we need to rewind, you watched that film some time, probably more than three times, Ethan Hawke's a two-time-nom, two-time-nom.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
Nice
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link
The three movies from the Top 100 I haven't seen are Shoah, It's a Wonderful Life and Jeanne Dielman
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:25 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
three very dark works
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:28 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
two are very long works
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
why did Bedford Falls get the works?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
my mum gave us some teething biscuits for our daughter from a company called BICKIEPEGS and occasionally i find the unbearably twee word BICKIEPEGS swimming unbidden into my consciousness and it makes me furiouseven worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019
even worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link
wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen ithttp://www.bickiepegs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brand-page-banner.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link