I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

Robert Creely poen?

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:15 (three years ago) link

no but if you're interested i have some creely anthologies to sell you

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:18 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

happy 2019 ilx gays

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:19 (three years ago) link

the last week has been especially fertile and kinky for me.

i'm seeing this boy who likes being a sub to my dom. he knows this major fetish/dom/leather player who runs parties etc. said player decided to vacation where we live for a few days staying at the hotel where my boy works so we all met for a threesome. he brought ... a leather straightjacket, an electro shock torture thingy, a paddle, a piss gag, tons of stuff that we didn't use. i discovered i'm enthusiastically into piss play. it was intense and cool and fun.

i wrapped a chain-lock necklace around the boy's neck the other night and that was all really hot. of course i'm not serious enough to take the key away. and then this morning some dude on a road trip from santa barbara to brooklyn hits me up and that ended up being really sexy and satisfying.

i'm on this trip where i'm not coming unless i'm with someone else, which is good inasmuch as it is making me reach out to other people more often. i genuinely feel better / more energetic. i mean obviously fuck alt-righters etc.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:05 (three years ago) link

can i just say, it's really nice to have hot sex with someone you like

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:32 (three years ago) link

Yes I agree. I have been having some sex with a man I like very much

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:50 (three years ago) link

two thumbs up

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:07 (three years ago) link

cool. mine's too busy flyin' around.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:08 (three years ago) link

I love having sex with men I like a little.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:09 (three years ago) link

Martin Luther King said, shag who ye want and if anybody doesnt like it shag them too x

boxedjoy, Saturday, 19 January 2019 03:59 (three years ago) link

love good sex

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 January 2019 21:42 (three years ago) link


clouds, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:15 (three years ago) link

hi clouds!

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:27 (three years ago) link

i'm currently only experiencing "new boyfriend lives in another country" sex which is really good sex when i can get it

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:36 (three years ago) link

My boyfriend wants to relocate to Berlin for a year with me and I'm pretty sure it's because he wants to spend a year in a sling at the Berghain
I think I should marry this dude tbh

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:54 (three years ago) link

man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 09:45 (three years ago) link

Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 15:50 (three years ago) link

isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?

"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:08 (three years ago) link

tsk I was goin for Streetcar

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:18 (three years ago) link

boy in a harness
a taste of hairy nipple
lingers after dark

macropuente (map), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:53 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

my bf's dick bled all over my face... from the outside not the inside. we never could find the cut and don't know how it happened but he was pretty freaked out for like 10 mins. we did spend a lot of time examining each other's urethral openings for comparison purposes. nonetheless the mystery continues

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:20 (three years ago) link


flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:35 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

omg that's scary xp!!!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:30 (three years ago) link

So i was with this guy yesterday and i was fingering him (even tho this is the tmi thread this feels really wrong lol) and... he was WET. like, natural juices? is that a thing???? i was shocked!!!!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:33 (three years ago) link

water left over from douching mixed with mucus probably

clouds, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:23 (three years ago) link

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:24 (three years ago) link

lol you guys are freaking me out, it was seriously so weird!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 19:52 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

just howled

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:44 (two years ago) link

my favorite Beatles lyric

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:48 (two years ago) link


i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:21 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I texted a friend:

“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”

And he responded

“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”

that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 28 November 2019 15:33 (two years ago) link

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