Craigslist hilarity

call me vince

you'll be best off if you do

inside of a slot machine it's too dark to read

https://littlerock.craigslist.org/ele/d/conway-inside-of-slot-machine/6770230281.html

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/zip/d/los-angeles-free-embalming-fluid/6779896145.html

FREE EMBALMING FLUID (Los Angeles)

The guy on Reddit over-estimated how much I'd need for my Mom and her Pomeranian, so I have six quarts of leftover embalming fluid. It's currently at my life-coach's in Beaumont, so I'll need at least 48 hours advance notice. Willing to trade the very well preserved Pomeranian for a hammock. If interested in just the fluid, text or email a photo of Don Garlits. If interested in just the Pomeranian, text or email a trade offer, along with a photo of Artis Gilmore. If interested in both the fluid and the Pomeranian, text or email an offer, along with a photo of Dino Stamatopoulos. Serious replies only.

"I tried using this dishwasher you sold me and it smashed all my dishes and glassware to bits. Something's wrong with it"

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/app/d/falls-church-dishwasher-miele-like-new/6786417587.html

no thanks

Large music library looking for safe, secure, long term home. Senior rock and roll drummer (without a set!) Also seeking a place to call home. Together would be nice but the library is in storage and I want to get it out. Willing to pay some rent, and share the resource. Interested in starting a music appreciation program also. Music is best when shared.

https://i.redd.it/mr7etpcgenn61.jpg

slim yogurt pant

pulitzer worthy

Pittsburgh's James Joyce.

chris (simpsons artist)

SBARROS

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/zip/d/anoka-mn-twins-paul-molitor-3000-hit/7652317880.html

StarTribune poster of Paul Molitor's 3,000 hit. Not mint. Some wrinkles from damage during a move. 24" X 18".
I am selling most of my MN Twins items here.
Health issues are forcing me to begin to liquidate my estate.
I know my family will not abide by my final wishes, so I am
trying to sell here.
If something were to happen to me, my family would simply back a U-Haul up to the door, toss EVERYTHING into boxes, and haul it to Goodwill.
After that they will have a party and dance on my grave.
**MINIMUM 24 HOUR NOTICE FOR P/U.

HOW have I never seen "Pittsburgh's James Joyce" before today? Dying.

I hope he was able to taste her hair and bobs and buy her a meal at Arby's on McKnight Road.

"slim yogurt pant"

this is one of the creepiest/weirdest CL posts i've seen, in the "free stuff" section:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/d/falls-church-free-home-repairs/7676945091.html

Free home repairs (Falls church)

If are a plus size women over 45 I will do your home repairs for free. Please live with in 10 miles of Falls Church.

(like, uh, why?)