sooner that piece of shit locks itself in a racist broom cupboard the better
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 3 November 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
oh ffs
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
Hopefully this will go down as well as Abbott’s knights and dames scheme
― badg, Sunday, 4 November 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link
Real talk: would Prince Philip get priority over veterans?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 4 November 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link
can’t wait for the crying from all the other groups who want recognition for being on a plane (homophobic lobbyists, males under siege by ~women~, “it’s okay to be white” cardholders)
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 November 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
We Hate To Govern! (The ScoMoBus)
as terrible as this guy is, it's also fucking hilarious
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 November 2018 09:14 (five years ago) link
Hopefully this will go down as well as Abbott’s knights and dames schemeFantastically, it didn’t last 24 hours. Abbott couldn’t even have given a racist plane the keys to the city in that time.
― Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Monday, 5 November 2018 10:31 (five years ago) link
got THREE (3) spam letters from the neo-nazi party today, all moaning about communist dan and his ~being nice~ policies
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 07:58 (five years ago) link
I think dan is now a Maoist, or at least that’s what the bolt report wants us to think. (I’m in the airport and I can’t find an off button for the TV, at least the sound isn’t on)
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
Why the fuck is Clive Palmer advertising on sky news and not in prison?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 08:25 (five years ago) link
Andrew bolt’s side parting toupee is not very convincing.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 08:31 (five years ago) link
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the answer to all your questions is either (a) rupert murdoch or (b) australia
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link
got THREE (3) spam letters from the neo-nazi party today, all moaning about communist dan and his ~being nice~ policiesseven in two days, what the actual fuck
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 07:49 (five years ago) link
and the envelopes are plain on the outside, so essentially neo-nazis are trojan horsing their way into our home
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 07:50 (five years ago) link
melbourne full of “NOT HAPPY DAN” billboards without any direct accreditation or even a policy position. turns out they’re paid for by cashed-up gun lobbyists. this vic election campaign is going to be fuuuuuuuuucked.
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 09:12 (five years ago) link
Derryn Hinch continues to fascinate me
We are with @drkerrynphelps and @JimmyBarnes for #KidsOffNauru pic.twitter.com/ohOQ5Pw7WK— ASRC (@ASRC1) November 27, 2018
What are his flaws?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
Repeatedly breaking the law re ongoing court cases on air while drunk
― Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link
Being given a new liver when hes a screaming alcoholic is probably a contender also.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
also: v shouty
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:51 (five years ago) link
Being partly responsible for the whole preference whispering phenomenon
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 05:19 (five years ago) link
he's calmed right down, seems to sit somewhere in the centre now (although this week he was blaming dan andrews for the libs setting that $2bn time bomb just before they got voted out in 2014)
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 08:07 (five years ago) link
I reckon Hinch only looks calm in context (the freaking Senate of Australia!!!!)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link
Billy Nomates
PM Scott Morrison during the ongoing debate on amendments to the encryption laws @AmyRemeikis @GuardianAus @murpharoo #politicslive https://t.co/tj67JpI7ls pic.twitter.com/TTj694uIBh— Mikearoo (@mpbowers) December 6, 2018
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 December 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link
Can we have Frydenburg spayed and then taxidermied?
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 03:45 (five years ago) link
On the plus side, these clowns are on holiday, on the minus side we're still in child torture the business. Fuck all these clowns.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:35 (five years ago) link
Still in the child torture business, no longer in the “having an internet” business
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link
I’m still pre-nbn and I miss my water damaged Comcast connection from Pittsburgh. Having an internet is not something that has happened to me in Australia.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 December 2018 10:23 (five years ago) link
Also didn’t they give up on passing the delete the internet bill so they could keep child torture?
I mean they could have worked after 4:30 and had both but who would get in the way of an Aussie summer.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 December 2018 10:25 (five years ago) link
Nope, Labor shit the bed. Passed the security laws, held over the asylum seeker changes to next year.
― Vernon Locke, Thursday, 6 December 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link
The last week had me almost ready to consider voting Labor first or second for the first time next year. What a fucking waste of a skerrick of hope for reform, they’re back down to just above male Libs now.
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
agreed, what is the fucking point honestly
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 11:55 (five years ago) link
it’s almost like they’re all there exclusively to rort the system
Labor never met an ethical challenge they couldn't fuck up.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 11:58 (five years ago) link
Also tonight, got polled by robot and asked who would get my first preference: "press 1 for the liberal party, press 2 for the liberal party"I imagine this poll was paid for by the Liberal Party, and organised with their usual shitwittery. Bear thi
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link
Argh fuck
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
bill shorten totally fucking things up? never saw it coming
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Friday, 7 December 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
Looks as though they finally got this cunt: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/australian-court-convicts-once-powerful-vatican-official-on-sex-abuse-related-charges/2018/12/12/da0d909c-fe20-11e8-a17e-162b712e8fc2_story.html?utm_term=.afb4b2a9a21b
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 December 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link
Even though it can't even be reported here, ffs.
real normal prime minister
#auspol story of 2019: our latest PM (ScoMo) had nice white shoes photoshopped onto his feet for his official https://t.co/eXNtcX7xTa site?! Yup. Regular bloke. Our tax dollars hard at work. #shoegate pic.twitter.com/kA0gG0yy9L— luxe (@lukerhn) January 8, 2019
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 09:01 (five years ago) link
still kind of amazed his schtick ISN'T going down well, given how stupid the Australian electorate has revealed itself to be
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 01:23 (five years ago) link
I mean, a gurning turd in a series of baseball caps doing a perpetual thumbs-up is about their level
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
*the prime minister fires the starting pistol for culture war season*
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:42 (five years ago) link
if he even gets to 26th january before dutton fires off the first libspill of 2019
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 January 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link
I see that he's 'firing' up the 'base' with pissweak Menzies-isms.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 08:35 (five years ago) link
While Dutton is 'firing' up the 'base' by sending a family back to Sri Lanka to face likely torture.
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
This should be just in time for me to become a citizen. I need to buy some board shorts and thongs so I can make hem as daggy as possible in time for the ceremony.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/09/05/07/4FB8D25500000578-6133129-image-a-91_1536129341652.jpg
you must be this classy to become a citizen of the commonwealth of australia
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:39 (five years ago) link
I will really have to let myself go to get my moobs back,.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:49 (five years ago) link
Why is ScoMo barbecuing eggs in the smoking cage of an RSL?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2019 10:50 (five years ago) link
That is the most bizarre photograph of a politician I've ever seen.
― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link