US Politics, October 2018: next week will be even longer

when we lose I promise to go on Colbert and apologize and call Morbz a whore

*signs executive order*

Which person in that New York magazine piece was secretly Morbius, and which one was Treeship?

i always vote, unperson, u r a low-information poster

For the record, sometimes on ilx I say things in a quippy, half-facetious manner, like when I called Shakey condescending but nevertheless thanked him for the link. I don’t know why people insist on reading my posts in particular as being 100% dead serious exact representations of my thinking but it’s fine

holy shit can yall try not being complete assholes for once

SHUT THE FUCK UP

sorry treesh i was having fun with it

bring the tax returns!

Dudes chill!

It’s alright brad xp

ian, cat-shaped heart 4 u.

hi yerac i ate too much candy.

Jacob Wohl has us in his power we r doomed

candy is bad for you, buddy

I should start posting "good mourning" after 5 p.m. It's mourning somewhere!

I eat haribo for joint and cartilage supplements.

my FP finger is getting sore

Who are you even flagging? This was totally civil

Swing down sweet chariot stop and u let me FP

This year’s scariest Halloween costume goes to... pic.twitter.com/QtRbdmiR8T

— Administrator Seema Verma (@SeemaCMS) October 31, 2018

Maybe we should wait until Tuesday to start a new thread.

Mandatory time out! It's good for all of us.

Man, thread got good as soon as I left work, I should leave work more often.

I should start posting "good mourning" after 5 p.m. It's mourning somewhere!

you should stop posting good mourning

well, look who's back for kicks

with all seriousness though why do you do that

Why not? And why do you care when you never contribute anyway?

why do any of us post anything

posts are fre

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It began as a tic in 2016, became a security blanket or a way to bring some levity. When a majority of posters tells me to stop or Trump drops dead, I will.

NA does not speak for us

I resent the implication that we should simply sit back and content ourselves with subpar mourning. Alfred keep the grief train rolling smoothly down the track.

Y'all are riding my caboose of mourning

The circular firing squad style in american politics

happy halloween

Eat some butts smoke some weed chiiillll

where is those furshlugginer tax returns though

Whats the best bar near madison square garden for me to kill time in before the knicks game?

i know just what will calm everyone down
numerous tweets from trump that are even worse than the willie horton ad!

It is outrageous what the Democrats are doing to our Country. Vote Republican now! https://t.co/0pWiwCHGbh pic.twitter.com/2crea9HF7G

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2018

classy!

How many politicians who were brought down by a solitary scandal are kicking themselves right in the keister for failing to realize that all they needed to do was engineer like an additional 5-10 scandals/week and they too could've someday become president.

not a huge fan of the contents of that tweet, if i’m gonna be totally honest with you

btw I haven't seen a better idea for Nov. thread title than "There is no blame. There is no anything."

agreed

Is it bad to have two thread next month, one strictly for the election?

There’s supposed to be a whole board called I Love Politics

No there is not

yeah knock that shit off, not funny