US Politics, October 2018: next week will be even longer

also, violent response to lepers seeking asylum has been proven to be self-defeating in john carpenter's "the fog"

worst john carpenter movie of his classic era, but i take your point.

if anyone in that caravan had smallpox that crew would never make it to the border

I dunno how he lives with himself tbh

― Οὖτις, Monday, October 29, 2018 5:36 PM (three hours ago)

he's doing god's work imo

people do still get leprosy btw tho obv the speculation is just that

Smith is right that the troops-on-the-border shit is a cynical ploy one week before the election to mobilize the voter base

They might as well just start claiming zombies are ambling to the border, its about as believable and useless.

Obviously you are not aware of the extensive preparations many Americans have taken in case of Zombie Apocalypse.

I'm not making that up.

Loooollll

I heard @realDonaldTrump ran home to @FoxNews to lie about me. But as my grandmother told me — never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it. So ignore him and vote, Florida!

— Andrew Gillum (@AndrewGillum) October 30, 2018

Trump eyeing executive order to end citizenship for children born in U.S. to noncitizens

I guess it makes sense that a piece of shit is composed of shit all the way down to its very core, but it's still just a little flabbergasting to see layer after layer after layer of shit revealed with seemingly no end.

Backdate that Executive Order to cover noncitizens born from 1606 onwards tbh

Another case where he says something that he has no intent of doing because his followers are so stupid that they'll misremember that he actually did it later.

He can’t actually revoke that, since it’s constitutional, right?

Right. He claims he can get around thst via EO but...he's wrong.

Pure electioneering nonsense that will have no effect except on clicks.

total transparent attempt to whoop up the fucking idiot followers of his but it's still infuriating nonetheless

if the GOP wins the House and enough state legislatures, they could propose it as a constitutional amendment

can't do it by executive order, but it doesn't mean he can't try. not sure how even a corrupt supreme court could overturn the language in the constitution or the 14th (it's not vague), but anything is possible in kavanaugh kountry

When will you media types lean to ignore Trump's nonsense and stick to the major issues at hand. You don't have to take the bait every time.

— Keith Beacham (@stoicdread) October 30, 2018

I guess it's that thing where people are now killing or attempting to kill people on the explicit basis of Trump's nonsense that makes it a little hard to ignore altogether.

Also, bullshit on the NYT for publishing whether it's "unclear" he can override the Fourteenth Amendment. No. It's not unclear. It's perfectly clear.

As in all things, we have to consider all sides of the issue, both factual and imaginary.

It was also perfectly clear in the 1860s what the Fourteenth Amendment would encompass – its opponent voted against it precisely because they thought their whiteness was endangered!

*opponents

He does the EO, it gets stayed under legal challenge, it goes to the supreme court, they uphold it, easy peasy.

this might make his adherents salivate but it probably just energizes his opposition even more.

FWIW this would strip my wife of citizenship. at this point I'm thinking fine, deport her to Argentina, we'll all go down there. the USA can go screw.

He does the EO, it gets stayed under legal challenge, it goes to the supreme court, they uphold it, easy peasy.

― All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins),

it doesn't work that way

and we should stop stoking the anxieties of posters.

Ok, fair enough, sorry for stoking anxiety. My prediction isn't really worth shit anyway so i'll shut the fuck up

Yeah, as posted somewhere else, the best response to his bullshit but particularly his most fantastical bullshit is "OK, see you in court, now back to the election next week. BTW, the GOP wants to cut insurance for those with pre-existing conditions." In fact, it pisses me off that each of his bullshit arena shows gets its own story. Who the fuck cares? Let me know when he dies on the toilet, that will be newsworthy.

How *will* his death be covered?

With lots and lots of urine, one would imagine.

That's for sure. They'll have to bury him in a rubber casket.

someone will accurately point out that america is a better place thanks to his death, and the civility police will get them fired

Mourning him will be more than a good mourning; it’ll be the best mourning

someone will accurately point out that America the world is a better place thanks to his death - fixed

He isn't about to die any time soon sadly.

You never know. Wishful thinking never killed anyone.

I'm trying hard to change that.

I was trying to think the other day: looking at the situation as objectively and as free of partisan prejudice as possible, has there been any single measurable, quantifiable improvement to the country under the Trump administration? And I don't mean any of the things that would likely have happened/continued in the short term if even a Scottish terrier or a stepladder had won the election (eg the economy). Is there anything? At all?

Like I think it would've been easy for even the most hapless bumblefuck to fall ass backwards into some kind of positive change (assuming the hapless bumblefuck in question didn't also seethe with hatred for the human race).

He can’t overturn a constitutional amendment with an executive order. This is idiotic.

Arguably stumbled into improving S/N Korean relations. xp

But yeah, no improvements to the US of A.

He’s just saying things.

the rich got richer

great news for the rich

I dont think our relationship with north korea is actually improved. It seems like there are big risks for misunderstandings on the horizon

only improvement I can think of is that he's allowed media people to break the taboo on publicly calling bog standard GOP positions monstrous and racist

Now if only they'd occasionally put that into practice in lieu of hungrily rimming the presidential o-ring.

pure electioneering nonsense that will have no effect except on clicks.

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk if I say it enough but you're a breath of fresh air ITT. always interested in your take!