the only celebrity i consistently try to torment, for reasons that i myself dont fully understand, is newt gingrich
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link
i think its cause his face is concave, and hes evil
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
i try to yell at politicians in the most natural way, possible. i don't force it, in fact, i try not to do it. i just wait for a particularly incredibly dumb politician to break me out of my rational zone and then just fucking go for it. "THIS will the clever tweet that ends his presidency". then, several hours later, after it attains 1 Like by someone who appears to have posted only NowThis videos for the last 3 years straight, i delete it
― Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
one time i replied to hillary "please leave us alone" and it got RTed into maga twitter and i felt kinda gross so i deleted it
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
also ive made that same reply to hillary on a number of occasions, its my standard hillary reply
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
i wish she wld
this weekend I used twitter once to tell HOOS he was famous and important and another time to compliment his chin, suggest you use twitter for this
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
hoos chin twitter
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
saw some study that purported to show that basically all youths are deleting facebook with increasing rapidity which is cool, of course they do own instagram too
― lag∞n, Monday, October 29, 2018 5:50 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya im super curious how this is gonna play out
― flopson, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link
the end stage of all social networks is boomers posting political minion memes
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
i kinda miss when facebook was good. i mean not that it was ever good-good but like there was definitely an era when it wasn't exclusively ppl i hate who posted to it
― flopson, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link
its also just full of of cruft now, the less it becomes —a site for friends— the worse it is
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link
i deleted my fb account abt six months ago and there's not a single thing i miss about it, though i had essentially abandoned using it for at least a couple years prior to that
― Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link
Both Obama and the Jet Propulsion Lab follow me on Twitter. Just knowing that has put the kibosh on a lot of rage-tweeting that I'd be unloading.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 02:58 (five years ago) link
It's true me chin Twitter is good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link
Last year, we upgraded tweet length to 280 and guess what? Use of 'please' is up 54% and 'thank you' is up 22%. I love that! Also, people are asking more questions and having more conversations. All this, and the majority of tweets are still under 140. It worked.— Biz Stone (@biz) October 30, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:54 (five years ago) link
'Please' and 'thank you' still used sarcastically at the (unchanged) rate of 78%
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link
oh, please
― Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link
reported a white supremacist for telling me Jews caused all current problems, I'm fighting on their behalf, and he'll be seeing me thru his ar15 sight. got response stating it didn't violate Twitter rules. cool cool.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
twitter <3 nazis
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
*tweets "please kick off the nazis" ad nauseum for two years*
Biz: Oh good, they're saying 'please' more often!
― fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
We reviewed more than 4000 of bombing suspect Cesar Sayok’s tweets. We found more than 240 threats at 50 different people, news organizations, reporters, and celebrities. We found a mind corrupted by right wing conspiracy theories of every sort.https://t.co/lzpDOnO9Fa— 💀andrew👻kaczynski🎃 (@KFILE) October 31, 2018
― rob, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/drilosophers
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
that's pretty great.
i just deactivated my account. the site really caters to the bad, dumb bit of my brain and just feeds me rage. it's the first social media thing i ever ended up actively hooked on and I'm going to try and read during the times i would have reached for my phone
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 November 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link
I've navigated to the website twice since i posted that
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
I admit I'm addicted to Twitter, but I do think you can manipulate your user experience there to be something you like
― Dan S, Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link
that's quite possible but the addiction to a website/app is something i find sufficiently deleterious or alarming regardless of the experience with the thing itself.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link
stay strong jim
― #BreakingTheWorld (sleeve), Saturday, 17 November 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
yea i've been halfheartedly trying to quit for a while.. internet is kind of awkward without twitter though, it's weird like, going to websites
― flopson, Saturday, 17 November 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
ive been thinking about deactivating for a while. it's a miserable place where people act small and petty, sanctimonious, unreflective, uncharitable. there are things about it that work but it also brings out terrible qualities in people. every time i go on it i feel irritated by what i see.
― marcos, Saturday, 17 November 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
after 8 years I still don't "get" twitter and that's probably a good thing. it seems like either opinions4u or 'look how I zinged this famous/semifamous person' but I have zero confidence in the accuracy of that appraisal
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link
oh and then there's weird twitter but I never found one account I really jived with there either
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link
dril is the best tweeter
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link
I might get the dril book, I don’t much care for websites these days
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:17 (five years ago) link
twitter became funner when i did a cull of ppl i followed and created lists for lols and basketballs
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:24 (five years ago) link
Arts/science/professional/straightlaced twitter can be great of course. Sports too but how you filter your feed into something digestible and good I have no idea
xp yeah. I wish I knew how to do that!
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:27 (five years ago) link
yeah you just gotta engage selectively it’s not that hard
― k3vin k., Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=“muscle%20the%20courage”&src=typed_query
― flopson, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:07 (five years ago) link
not bad
― flopson, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link
Got the dril book for my birthday. Perfect tome to peruse on the shitter.
Hit this one today. Killed me again.
im the guy at mcdonalds who decides which states the offers are not valid in, an d i get more death threats than god— wint (@dril) March 27, 2017
― pplains, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link
lmfao
― flappy bird, Saturday, 17 November 2018 05:50 (five years ago) link
this is a recent gem
there should be a good version of the oscars where they hand out statues that are fucking wearing clothes— wint (@dril) November 15, 2018
― flappy bird, Saturday, 17 November 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link
today is my 12th twitter birthday
― maura, Saturday, 17 November 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
hb
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 November 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
your twitter acct is almost old enough to start its own account
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 17 November 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link
I was just thinking, it's amazing you were able to secure your own .com and @
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 17 November 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link
i bought maura.com in 1996!
― maura, Saturday, 17 November 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link
My boss has a two-letter Twitter handle. He tries not to get too smug about it.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
People with short Twitter names get loads of junk and misdirected @ mentions so it's not such a great thing
― Alba, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link
You're so jealous.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link