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tax returns!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

long zing drought. where dey at

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (eleven months ago) link

With your mom.

love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (eleven months ago) link

god be with the days

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (eleven months ago) link

three months pass...

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (eight months ago) link

amen.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice

― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?

― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

<3<3<3

marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (one month ago) link

is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?

treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (one month ago) link

a home run is a home run

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (one month ago) link

i mean that would be autobiography so

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (one month ago) link

autofellatiography

chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (one month ago) link

Just kill me now

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (one month ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (one month ago) link

worth the effort

na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (one month ago) link

lol

flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (one month ago) link

solid effort tbh

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (one month ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (four weeks ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (four weeks ago) link

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temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (four weeks ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (three weeks ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (three weeks ago) link

nerd raggett

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (three weeks ago) link


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