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Arcangela Felice Assunta Job Wertmüller von Elgg Español von Braueich

(full name of Lina Wertmüller)

Josefa, Thursday, 25 October 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link

"Lina"'s not even in there!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 October 2018 07:59 (five years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46019429

"Roger Kneebone, professor of surgical education at Imperial College, London, says young people have so little experience of craft skills that they struggle with anything practical."

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/people/r.kneebone

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link

Saw that one this morning!

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

Gene Poole

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

He has to be the same Gene Poole that ran for office in Tacoma when I was in HS.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

A friend of mine went on a few dates with a woman named G4l4driel Fern4ndez.

Andrew "Hit Dice" Clay (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

Some choice customer names from my former workplace:

M1chelle Barsal0u Bumpu5
Rud0lf W0lleswinkel
M4x Way
D4n W3rb
Rich4rd Hug
N0ni Gullif0rd
Ulr1ke Mc Crum
D4rlene T1tley

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

xp are you sure that woman wasn't a computer or android of some kind?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

Riccardo Wanke

some might say he's in the right biz as well!

calzino, Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

"Wanke's patient craft and superb use of space make 'Caves' one of the year's stongest debuts."
Nick Cain, The Wire #295/sept08

calzino, Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

Clodovis Boff

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 9 November 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

Lenzy Pipkins

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

Orval Faubus

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link

our health/safety contact is called un@ b@ulmer

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

I've recently learned that the surname 'Biggerstaff' exists. Very curious about the etymological origins.

Fantasy Eyelid (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

If it’s related to Bickerstaffe, it’s from the name of a village in Lancashire, unfortunately.

Madchen, Monday, 26 November 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

Well, that's just disappointing.

Fantasy Eyelid (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Diplock,_Baron_Diplock

j., Monday, 26 November 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

dude has the james bond apostrophe in his name

twin sinema (voodoo chili), Monday, 26 November 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

*comma not apostrophe, d'oh!

twin sinema (voodoo chili), Monday, 26 November 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

Dick Wetmore, jazz fiddler

ian, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link

Sir Bentley Purchase, British physician and barrister.

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 3 December 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

what type of car did he drive

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Maurer Maurer

macropuente (map), Friday, 21 December 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Dear Santa, You better bring me what I want or when I see you I will take your head off. Hoping to get my stuff. Your loving kid, Hexie Bunsclos

Indiana1910

— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 23, 2018

flappy bird, Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stormie Omartian - great name, but could be improved by an apostrophe.

Née Stormie Sherk.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

mike tribe

ogmor, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nepal-crash-idUSKCN1PM0IC
Buddhisagar Lamichhane

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 28 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

Tshepang Lekhonkhobe

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 February 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link

Rimmer Mulder

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 08:06 (five years ago) link

Anna Croissant-Rust

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 17 February 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

that is good

flappy bird, Sunday, 17 February 2019 02:10 (five years ago) link

I went to a native California plant garden tour today and the expert there (not the garden owner) was named Orchid Black. I didn't have the nerve t o ask her if that was her real name or her online identity. At first I thought that she picked the name from that UK series but when I got home and googled it I saw that the series is Orphan Black. In my search I found that there are indeed black orchids, so maybe Mr and Mrs Black named their daughter Orchid.

http://www.wallpapers13.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Black-Orchid-Flower-Pictures.jpg

https://nativesanctuary.wordpress.com/

nickn, Sunday, 17 February 2019 05:14 (five years ago) link

Horticulture is an absolute treasure trove of nominative determinism. Clay Jones, Pippa Greenwood and Bob Flowerdew are/were all regular panellists on the BBC’s Gardener’s Question Time radio programme.

Madchen, Sunday, 17 February 2019 07:48 (five years ago) link

I had a grade 4 student from Africa about 20 years ago whose name was Suyi Georgewill. He went on to have some success in track & field:

http://southernmiss.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3816

Not sure how he felt about baseball or Ronald Reagan.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

Tamerlin Godley just announced a campaign for city council here.

nickn, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

the local bishop when i was growing up (later to resign due to, surprise surprise, mishandling of sexual abuse allegations) was called Bishop Devine

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-first-round-sithole-regional-1833746158

Pulling for a Truman Peyote v. Jizyah Shorts final

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:27 (five years ago) link

truman lost to storm duck! making the next round vs syncere friends

nxd, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link

rigged

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link

Deicide Huxtable ftw

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:55 (five years ago) link

in a just world he would now have a clear path

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:57 (five years ago) link

or...she?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:58 (five years ago) link

Yes, she! :)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link

Within a few weeks of starting my first call-centre job I took a call from a 'Ramjam Funkyboogaloo-Smythe', which I was certain was a stitch up by one of my colleagues. I totally forgot about this for decades until this thread appeared, and a quick google has proved that:

1. The guy very much exists, and is a semi-pro sabre fencer.
2. One of his kids has the most badass name ever. I present to you:
https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Determinism_and_Moral_Responsibility.html?id=lsoeswEACAAJ&redir_esc=y

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:14 (five years ago) link

man i really need to know how that name happens now

not sure which thread to post this on, but i've now been looped into several emails with T1lly Dunk

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

ME: you seen this baseball player?
YOU: nah, is he good?
ME: click for name

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boot Edge Edge" (Will M.), Thursday, 11 April 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link


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