Shall we maybe anticipate David Gordon Green and Danny McBride's HALLOWEEN sequel/reboot?

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Michael saying his favorite band was Wilco was kinda weird tho

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

yeah he always seemed like more of a uncle tupelo dude

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

i was kinda wondering how Michael managed that incredible upper body strength in his 60s despite not seeming very ripped

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

guess he has go muscles rather than show muscles

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

I have only seen the original (one of the very few Carpenter films I like) and have only wanted to see Season of the Witch subsequently; still haven't.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

cool

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

i was kinda wondering how Michael managed that incredible upper body strength in his 60s despite not seeming very ripped

Same here, thought that seeing some "working on in the asylum" shots would have helped.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

*working out

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

The original Halloween II is a worthy sequel, though retconned out now. Not enough of a historian to say if the '80s films were the first to franchise the killers, but I remember being happy as a kid with its conclusion, and not really needing more Michael or his story.

What are the other JC films you like, Dr. M? Escape from New York, The Fog, The Thing, Prince of Darkness, In the Mouth of Madness, Big Trouble in Little China (big love for this one) - curious which ones could be criticized for faults that Halloween didn't also share. I find them all vastly rewatchable.

Not holding out hope for the BTiLC remake with Dwayne Johnson. Think he's smart enough to understand and appreciate the original's subversion of the hero/sidekick roles, but can't imagine the producers would allow him to play a bumbling hero.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

Original Halloween II is pretty forgettable aside from the Last Starfighter's uber-classic death scene.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

there’s also the spa death! the hospital is so effectively creepy and people keep going for help and disappearing until there’s practically no one there and i love it

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

See now, that's up for debate. Lance Guest (?) slips on the bloody floor, falls back and smacks his head, but I don't recall Michael finishing the job. Always assumed he was unconscious in the room for the movie's duration. And yes, the spa death is great, but why are Michael's hands not also scalded? (little logic quibbles...). And totally agree on the empty hospital providing a great atmosphere. There's a great flick on Netflix called "The Last Shift" that uses a shuttered police station to similar effect.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

lance guest bleeds out and dies in the car before he can start it and save himself and laurie

it’s an outstanding death scene

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

also i love that he dies bc he slipped on blood

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

alpaca, I like Starman... and most of Escape from New York and Dark Star (long ago)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

i was hoping you'd say you liked the fog, i watched that for the first time the other day

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

they live is a documentary

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

I do need to get on They Live

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

Forgot about Starman - also a fun watch. And shoot, forgot about him getting into the car, but I assumed he passed out from a concussion. I had to google an answer and found an interview with Guest.

In your eyes did Jimmy live (like the TV cut) or possibly die (like the theatrical cut)?

In the original script, Jimmy lives, so I had always thought that was the story. When i saw it, and the end was cut, I still thought he lived, but that they wanted to give her the final moments of the film, since it’s really her story and not mine. So, in my mind, I lived. In later Halloween sequel ( H5, H20) Jamie’s character’s kids have the same last name as my characters’ – Lloyd. Which is weird, because Jamie’s ACTUAL kids have the same last name as mine.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

i've never seen the tv cut of halloween ii but i'm v curious about it, the version that lives in the imaginations of a lot of ppl who love it is the tv cut

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

i just rewatched halloween 4, which is a creepy little hollowed-out movie imo, especially when michael cuts the power and everyone is illuminated faintly by generators. i think i like it even more than 2

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

saw it again. liked it a wee bit better, but the needle didn't move all that far.

also, was thinking, how many different Laurie Strode timelines are there now? since H20 ignored 4-6, and this one ignores 2, 4-6, I come up with....

1. Laurie Strode was Michael's sister, had a daughter named Jamie, died in a car accident, orphaning her daughter.
2. Laurie Strode was Michael's sister, faked her car accident death, apparently either didn't ever have a daughter named Jamie or did and abandoned her, and has a teenage son. Stabbed to death by Michael after she decapitated the wrong dude
3. Laurie Strode *wasn't* Michael's sister, didn't die or pretend to die in a car accident, had no daughter named Jamie or teenage son (but did have one named Karen, whom she lost custody of.)

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 October 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

Stabbed to death by Michael after she decapitated the wrong dude

hate the first twenty minutes of resurrection so much (the remainder is entertaining trash)

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 29 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Just started watching this, and obv. Green knows how to direct a movie, and the acting seems fine, but the script ... just dumb or annoying stuff happening every few minutes, from the lazy (like hokey info-dump exposition, as if anyone needs to be caught up - "you mean Michael Myers, who murdered those people 40 years ago this very day?!") to general incoherence (if he killed five or so people one night decades ago, that neither makes him a serial killer nor really explains him being characterized as "pure evil" or whatever; you need the context of years of sequels for that) to just ridiculous (like the British journalist taunting him in the mental ward by yelling at him and waving his mask, or Michael waiting in the back of an empty car to kill the kid when he gets back rather than just ... driving away in the car before the kid even comes back). I dunno, there are some things it's getting right, but that just sort of makes the things it's getting wrong or weird more curious. This is just the first 20 minutes or so, though, so I'll give it more time, even if I assume the rest of the movie stays pretty much on the predictable track.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

I liked this better on rewatching. B+

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 December 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link

Like I said, just diving in now, but B+ because it does anything new, or B+ as a Halloween sequel?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 01:51 (five years ago) link

Latter

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 December 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

Eh, I would give this movie a C. It wants to have it both ways but ends up backed into a corner: the only way Michael Myers could be a plausible epitome of pure eeee-vil, the way he is treated and talked about in this film, is in the context of all those sequels as an unstoppable supernatural killing machine, but this movie discounts all those sequels, which leaves him a guy who who randomly murdered some people on Halloween and then was caught and has spent decades in prison, which doesn't seem enough to justify Jamie Lee Curtis's Full Sarah Connor transformation. What makes him so enigmatic and fascinating? As that other knife-fodder kid says, is that it? There are far worse things these days. And for someone who spent their entire life preparing for the return of Michael, Laurie seems weirdly ill-prepared, right down to glass windows in the front door. Or did they mean the entire set-up, the whole house, was designed as a trap, to lure him in? That's wacky. Which leads us to the contrivance of how they (the filmmakers) get him there in the first place, which was absolutely ridiculous.

Lots of little but distracting lampshading lines elsewhere, and those British "journalists" were the wooooorst. And the McBride banter ... eh. Clearly these cops did not get the memo that they were dealing with the ultimate evil.

Updated score gets an A, though!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

he was described as evil by loomis in the first one

i mean the sequels do help that land but the groundwork is there

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

agreed that turning laurie strode into sarah conner is an unearned stretch

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

Loomis did call him evil in the first one, but of course the first one succeeded in part because he was so mysterious and enigmatic. Why was he pure evil? Because Donald Pleasance convincingly described him as such. This one coasts on him being iconic, but that only came with all the sequels, imo.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

For example, instead of the stupid stuff with the British podcasters, they could have had a hearing about what to do with him, about his pure evilness, about all the shit he has been up to and why he needs be locked away somewhere else (why they waited until now to transfer him after all those years is just another contrivance in this film). It's more of the lampshading, but even Laurie Strode tells those dummies "there's nothing to learn, there is no mystery" or something like that. If there's nothing to learn and there's no mystery then there's no reason for this film to exist except as a retread of the original, which makes it just another gormless sequel. Which might have been fine, because there is deeper stuff in this film, whether smart (the virtually unexplored except in broad terms relationship between Laurie and her daughter, let alone victim and victimizer and revenge generally) or utterly stupid (the twist), which is why I'm disappointed the otherwise capable filmmakers involved didn't find a way to pursue something more compelling/original/interesting with those ideas, like they were hamstrung by the need to make their unstoppable killer kill people. (Body count in this one, btw, was apparently 16! Five in the first one, not including his older sister when he was a kid.)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

Hold up, does the major character boyfriend in this just vanish? I'm surprised they didn't find a way to kill him, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

The trauma stuff is tantalizing, but the script doesn't trust the audience to find the subtext, so we get a lot expository dialogue, including a literal "Time's Up." Greene is emphatically not a director of suspense: the film isn't scary or well-paced, and for all of the callbacks to the original, Greene has forgotten (or doesn't care) that the original gained its power through atmosphere, editing, and scoring rather than gore. Basically, another shitty Halloween sequel.

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 16 June 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Wow, I was looking up Green's CV, and 1) I just realized I haven't seen any of his films between Pineapple Express and this one and 2) between the 7 films he's made between then and Halloween, I don't even recognize the titles of four of them. Stronger? Prince Avalanche? Joe? Manglehorn? Some big actors in these, but I don't even remember their release.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 July 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

Liked Prince Avalanche for what it was: two guys working a highway project in the middle of nowhere, talking, talking, talking. Paul Rudd, Emile Hirsch, recommended if you're a fan of theirs, or low-key films of guys working towards adulthood and responsibility.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 12 July 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

Watching Halloween II (original).

I love how Ben Treamor gets flambeed and then they just leave him there still on fire and drive off

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 05:13 (two years ago) link

What's up with comedians/comic actors making horror movies?

Danny McBride
Jordan Peele
Chris Rock

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:18 (two years ago) link

I actually wish Myers hadn't worn that shitty mask in Halloween 4, a bandaged Michael killing people woulda ruled. as did his first three murders.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link

I will admit to not loving 4 but outside of the first three, 2018, and maybe H20, it's one of the few i'll watch.

they ruined the ending by revealing that Jamie didn't actually kill her foster mother at the end of 4 though. it's like what if in the original Halloween, Michael had only punctured his sister's lung

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:18 (two years ago) link

also what the fuck problem does he have with mom and pop restaurants and auto body stores is Michael anti-small business? is this what drives him? is he trying to make his stock go up a few points?

then he destroys Loomis's car. someone was making payments on that still!

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:20 (two years ago) link

every time I watch an 80s slasher I'm convinced that only 4 facial shapes existed in the 80s

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link

also did Michael actually stop in a Halloween store to get his new mask

did he pay for it or did he just kill the owners like usual

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link

lol i forgot they show him grabbing it. duh.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link

the image Jamie has of young Michael in his mask is actually very good

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link

halloween 4 is dope especially when they cut the power, it’s not og halloween but what is. i prefer it to 2

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:29 (two years ago) link

something is unsettling about seeing houses in 80s slasher films. houses were so boring back then.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

just realizing that if somehow Laurie dies in Halloween Kills or Halloween Ends, this will be the third fucking time she died in the series.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

the reversal of jamie as killer in 5 is the worst thing about it, though 5 is also kind of like watching the mounting psychic damage of attempting to write and shoot a fifth halloween sequel, so i let it get away with a lot

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

i think the h20 continuity presses on the ambiguity of laurie having “died” in 4, as she basically assumed a completely different life

her only true death is in resurrection and it’s the worst 10 minutes of the entire franchise

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 03:36 (two years ago) link


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