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A CV is more a feeling than anything else, really.

Education and work history was the bit they were most focused on. Apparently there's a real danger that you value experience you know about rather than experience you have no idea about, or that mutual acquaintances can give you an opinion that you might consider as part of a decision.

i'd be inclined to give that a whirl tbh, lots of ppl's education and previous work history is irrelevant to their job. I'm not convinced the correlation between experience and competence is v strong. recruitment is such an appalling business. I know plenty of ppl who are excellent at their jobs who'd never have got them through applying/their CV.

I agree on the below being redacted, unless the job requires specialized education to be listed or if you don't have very much work experience, are a newbie to the work force.

Name and gender
Date and place of birth
Marital and family status
Home address
Education history
Hobbies and interests

if this is internal hiring, that's mega crap re: work history. external hiring, a bit more nebulous - I had zero call center work experience, at a time when that usually was something held against you during interviews, and lucked into getting the job and parlayed it into a 14 year career.

but even then - they still weren't "ignoring" my work history!!! they were very much looking at how what I did mapped into the role I was applying for.

I started to leave out the year I graduated college just because I was annoyed by terrible interviewers feeling obligated to ask about the 3 year or whatever gap right after college where I didn't list employment because it was well over a decade ago and i literally can't put "fucking around" as my job.

The Trigger's broom joke was common parlance before it was Trigger's; I'd heard my dad say it many times before it appeared on OFaH.

Was your dad Plutarch?

Trigger's brom a thing about whether a brush that you replaced the head and the handle on several times remains the same broom?
I've seen that come up in different circumstances too. THing about identity or object constancy that has cropped up in some philosophical stuff i've studied.

Otherwise know as the Ship of Theseus... (Eyeball Kicks otm)

I have an unconscious bias course to do but have to do it "face to face".

All removing those things from CVS will do is mean that you do more interviews of unsuitable candidates, wasting more time. And the moment you set eyes on them in reception it all goes out the window anyway.

Job interviews should be one question long: Do you shit at the office?

(The correct answer is NO, barring a life-threatening emergency.)

Bollocks. If i held in a shit at the office all day then everybody would be bitching about my flatulence all day

wtf, getting paid to shit is the only reason to go to work

next you’ll be tryna tell me that embezzling six figures from my employer each year is wrong too

If embezzling shits is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

So imagine you have a department in your company whose job is putting together peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And you send them a request for one of their delicious sandwiches because you need it in order to do your own job, and they send you back a slice of bread. And you say, well, no, I actually wanted a whole sandwich, so y'know...send it back once you've corrected the problem. And then they send you two slices of bread. And so you say, ahem, maybe you forgot something? And then they send you a peanut butter sandwich with no jelly. And then you basically have to walk this other department through an entire process whose details you really shouldn't have ever had to think about. This has been my morning. This has been my morning. And I assume my afternoon will be centered around the fallout of an embolism or perhaps a stroke. Some sort of stress-related brain event, for sure.

we're probably nearing a triple-digit number of instances where I've forwarded an email to a particular coworker (because it was meant for him) only to have him inexplicably send it right back to me without additional comment

This is just a single email that you've been mailing back and forth for years, right, its meaning long forgotten? And he thinks you're as defective as you think he is? Good old work.

And the entire company is copied on it, and we always reply all.

Please note: regardless of how many parties you may have previously contacted about your issue, the first email you send to me in particular is, in fact, a first request. Not a third or fourth or fifth, but a first. No matter how large a font you use or how emphatically you employ caps in insisting that this is a SEVENTH REQUEST!!!!!!!, it will not retroactively generate the emails that you didn't prior to this, the first request which I've received. Thanks so much for your kind attention.

the hot water from the taps here is too hot to put your hands in (why?). but they are mixer taps and you can control the mix using the lever on the top. move it anti-clockwise, all the way away from you, to get cold water, move it clockwise, all the way towards you, for scaldingly hot. simple enough.

only the tap in the other kitchen is on the other side of the sink so the positions are reversed.

people here also don't know not to try and flush paper towels, the idiots.

one of my colleagues recently switched spaces with another colleague, and although the one that was in the adjacent cubicle had her own very annoying habits, the replacement gets on my nerves even more with her frequent loud drawer opening and closing. like closing the drawer loudly against the divider between our desks. she's forever getting something out of her drawers! Snacks, some sort of stationery, you name it, she will retrieve it from the drawers. she's not a particularly sensitive person. she's one of those kath from kath & kim types that gets her little sachet of whatever, idk creamer? and will stir it really loudly and furiously into her mug at her desk. there are certain kinds of people in my office, let's call them bogans, that are terrible for the furious tea and instant coffee stirring. no thought of how annoying their presences are on a daily basis.

thank goddddd she is leaving us soon

It has taken our whole office a number of days to realise that whenever someone uses the kitchen toaster, it flips a safety switch which kills all our computers. This has happened about a dozen times, and yet nobody who turned on the toaster just as everything died thought to say anything.

At what point did confidently asserting one's abject ignorance come to replace competence? And can we switch things the fuck back already?

i didn't like it when someone dumped a battered chair behind desk but i figured it was a wide aisle and not exactly in the way.

but today someone is using said chair as a clothes horse. there are damp jackets and socks hanging from it.

can we get back to aldo on Fools & Horses? Or, it may deserve a dedicated thread.

This is more my stupid, possibly future co-workers.

I'm supposed to give a presentation at a job interview (the second round!) this Tuesday. But it seems like they've forgotten to give me the brief on what to present.

I sent them an email today, and an email Wednesday when I got the offer, and they still haven't sent me a brief. I called the HR team and they didn't help at all.

Not sure what to do next! This doesn't exactly reassure me about working there, if they expect someone to make a presentation based on a brief given to them just the day before.

Maybe they'll give you the brief when you get there? Give you ten minutes to prepare something. I've heard of interviews like that, but like you I would be wary of working somewhere that did them.

What kind of job is it (sector?)

my new boss is starting to annoy me. so, I went on a business trip a few months ago. All of the expenses were filed and reimbursed. However, I was a few days late per AmEx's standard, so I was charged a $39 late fee. That late fees are my responsibility is fairly unambiguous, so I paid it myself. However, there was also a toll charge that came in a month after the trip from the rental car company.

I had stayed over the weekend on said business trip, and decided to take a trip to Virginia, 4 hours away. As the rental car mileage was unlimited, and this was not expressly forbidden by the travel policy, I opted to go, but I decided to use only my own money for the duration of that escapade, to err on the side of caution...meaning all gas, food, etc, that would have normally been paid by the business card, I paid for myself. So, naturally, when this toll charge came in...I also paid it myself.

However, these things still show up in your electronic Wallet, and we're moving systems in Jan, so I opted to file an expense report to 'clear' my Wallet. I did so, marking everything non-reimbursable, and informing my boss that I was owed no money, and that it was just to clear my wallet. She approves it, but asks curiously where the charges came from.

I was transparent and told her, same as I've written here. Radio silence for over a day. Now, I'm on PTO this week, and just logged in to send that email, so maybe she's trying to wait til I get back, but there's no easier way to spike my anxiety than not to simply write back "oh, ok, makes sense! thanks". besides, if she's doing it out of respect to my vacation, well, now I'm sitting here anxious about finding out if I'm in trouble* or not.

*I don't see how I could be, as I used zero company dollars for anything that wasn't eligible, but my boss is kind of a ditz when it comes to the travel policy.

Just had a chat about retirement savings with a coworker. He thought that the "k" in 401(k) stood for thousands, and thought the name 401(k) was to encourage people to save $401,000 for retirement. I asked if he didn't think that was an odd number to settle on, and he said "I figured they thought it sounded better, like 99 cents sounds better than a dollar when you're in a store."

This is the same guy who was putting his coffee grounds on top of the filter in his French press on the off chance anyone remembers that story from the coffee thread.

I... thought that too (in my defence I’m british)

My annoying future co-workers

Got a new job - yay - and asked my future manager to wait till I'd given my notice before sending out my references.

Naturally the HR team forgot and sent them out before I'd told my boss.

Fun discussion tomorrow!

I thought the (k) means it's kosher?

Congrats to Chuck on a new world of stupid annoyance!

Next time you have a rush request, how about instead of getting all over my ass you take your thumb out of your own sometime before the deadline, how about that.

Anybody else here read Ask a Manager to get more of stupid co-workers?

The one about the woman whose dad was dating her boss and they tried to get her to go to counseling with them - bonkers

Oh yeah, loved that one. The comment sections have everything moderated out of them but smug self-regard, but the letters are great.

Coworker (via email): Here is a thing that doesn't pertain to your job and that I have no reason to send you, and also as an added bonus I'm just forwarding it to you without any additional explanation.
Me (giving the benefit of the doubt, against my better judgment): Hi, I believe you might have sent this to me in error.
Coworker: You left a note in the file indicating that you wanted this information.
Me: (checks file, plainly sees the name of a completely different person who in fact requested this info, sets desk on fire and goes home for the weekend)

i’ve been helping to mentor a new admin over the past few weeks. last night she learned the horrors of end of month billing + sales shenanigans ie “i really need this giant complicated thing for which i can only give vague details handled NOW” at 10 minutes to 5pm last night. i felt so sympathetic to the stress of the experience that i stayed back with a senior coworker to help her take care of it.

i am liking my job a lot more than i did but that specific aspect of it still sucks beyond measure

yessss someone just reply-alled to 800 people and attached a healthcare flexible-spending account enrollment form featuring their ssn and everything

I believe the polite approach in this situation is, for the sake of clarification, to let all 800 people know that the email wasn't meant for you.

'please remove me from this thread'

It may seem unnecessary, but I promise that you'll see the more etiquette-minded individuals in your company doing just that very shortly.

And when you do, you should thank them for their manners (copying everyone on the thread, naturally).

The people who Reply All to ask to be removed are angels compared to the people who Reply All to scold everyone else about hitting Reply All.

who are these people who just piss all over the toilet seat and floor without cleaning it up ?! wth would you do that in your own house

The question which occurred to me lately is: how does one manage that neat puddle in front of the urinal without absolutely hosing down one's shoes?

I won't even detail some of the horrific scenes I've encountered in our professional office restroom used exclusively by professionals. Animals would be repulsed.

Not every request or piece of correspondence that you receive is a hot potato that you need to toss to me as soon as you receive it. If you spend 20-30 seconds examining these things and confirming whether they should even be forwarded to me at all, I promise they will not burn you.

sat here fixing things for a semi-hard deadline, kind of annoyed that the last week has had three mandatory end-of year meetings just eating into my time.

and then i look up and my team-lead is fannying around making the 'information radiator' that we have here, the one that normally shows build status etc, show snowflakes instead.

FEELING YOU. I'm out of the office for the rest of the year as of a week from tomorrow, I have a sudden annoying uptick in my workflow as I'm trying to get everything caught up, but oh hey let us please have a meeting every day because you might not feel as important if you weren't saying aloud the useless things that could be just as easily communicated (and twice as easily ignored) in an email.