thank you, reassuring internet detectives
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 October 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
A real version, which definitely exists, is probably much more depressing.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 19 October 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link
this is just the funniest shit ever, this motherfucker is the best sketch comedy character of 2018, hands down:
Jordan Peterson on his all-beef diet https://t.co/f6aXULymFR #GQ30 pic.twitter.com/FFM5mTu7Dx
― evol j, Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
def the funniest bit of video yet associated with him
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
i can imagine idk Conan O'Brien asking those questions to Nathan Fielder and Nathan giving the same answers
― omar little, Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link
sonned by a beef after a beef beef beef beef beef beef
― mick signals, Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link
MULTIPLE ORGASMS
― jmm, Thursday, 1 November 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link
Quality acting.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
Oh God, there's an hour and forty minutes of this.
The interviewer is pretty funny.
― jmm, Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link
This makes me think of Fizzles' John Lanchester thread. It's got the same frozen, blind-statue eyes quality of Lanchester's prose - like it's a parody with all the parody removed and you just have the dry husk of a skeleton left behind.
I mean, beware schadenfreude and all that but there's comfort in the fact that he's clearly not living well - beef or no beef.
― Have the Rams stopped screaming yet, Lloris? (Chinaski), Thursday, 1 November 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link
ahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apNQDNKjWCI&feature=youtu.be
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 November 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link
I was going to say he looks like a psychopath with a self-inflicted skin disease, but realised it's an accurate description rather than a joke.Fully support the fact that he seems to have made himself genuinely ill in order to own the libs, if only his followers could all be so brave.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link
I guarantee you at least a few hundred of his fans are on this diet
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
A few hundred? Thousands I'd bet.
― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
I'm lowballing but tbh it really would take a lot of commitment to actually pull off for even two weeks
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
He looks very miserable in these clips in a way I don’t remember from the very few other clips I’ve seen ofnhim from the joe rogan podcast
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
He is probably dying from this beef
with any luck he'll be dead of a heart attack soon
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link
Meat Is Self-Murder
― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
Why does he think it was good to lose 50 pounds extremely fast when he was only mildly overweight beforehand? Usually that is bad.
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link
I am deriving a lot of joy from his very apparent suffering tbh
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
Such an odd guy to be so famous
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
He's so creepy. And 'I'm not taking anti-depressants' - perhaps he should be; he does not come across as a person who has it all together.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link
he fucking dumb as a post.
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link
genuine lol @ fifty pounds
― omar little, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
Not looking forward to the conspiracy theories after he dies of scurvy
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
Every generation needs its edgelords. Some just happen to be more underwhelming than others.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link
these people are all insane
https://nypost.com/2018/07/24/new-diet-claims-you-can-lose-weight-eating-only-steak-and-burgers/
― omar little, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link
the complete lack of any kind of charisma is astonishing, also i fret for whoever has to clean his bathroom and handle his gravy reeking bedsheets
― estela, Thursday, 1 November 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
if you were minded to adopt one of these diets like carnivores and fruitarians etc where you literally only eat one food, what would be the healthiest (or least unhealthy) food to choose?
― soref, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
broccoli
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link
dead-eyed crazy of the northlands
― omar little, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link
Yeah. You could probably do alright with all broccoli.
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
A friend lived on porridge with raisins for months at a time, so maybe that.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link
that's two kinds of food!
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
You could do rice and beans plus broccoli and water
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link
I’ll bet that would be an ok if boring diet
Two ingredients, but one dish. How strict are the rules of this game?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link
He didn't use milk in the porridge basically due to laziness
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
someone should convince Jordan Peterson to give up water
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link
bit of googling seems to suggest potatoes are your best bet
or possibly breast milk
― Number None, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link
lol what potatoes have barely any protein and are woefully deficient vitamin-wise, they're almost all starch
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link
Vitamin C in the skins, Keith
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link
this is not my professional opinion fyi
― Number None, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link
Maybe he can kill a dairy cow and drink the milk while he's eating the raw flesh?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link
I guess "cow" counts as one ingredient...
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link
I guess the theory is that potatoes contain all the essential amino acids which is where you'd be scuppered with other foods. Obviously vitamin and mineral deficiencies would be an issue
― Number None, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
Some people at Stalingrad just ate clay from the ground for months and somehow managed to survive
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
tbf some people at Stalingrad ate people
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link
PLEASE tell me you've all seen the article about the ppl who refuse to drink water cause it grosses them out
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 1 November 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link