I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i'm still holding on to my hotel reservations for a solo trip to palm springs, but i'm wavering. i'm afraid i'm going to hate it. i'm starting to think i'm going to be happier trying to save some money and splurging on, um, a winter blanket instead. sorry for the most un-tmi post ever.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:34 (two years ago) link

I've heard Palm Springs boasts versatile old gays and spectacularly desperate and hot young ones, bored of dealing with the versatile old gays. You'll do fine.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 00:42 (two years ago) link

i'm bored of dealing with the desperate and hot young ones, and the old open couples just make me wish for an ltr, which i'm increasingly skeptical is a good idea for me. anyway, i do want to be around some goddamn queers for a few days and fuck a lot, so i'm going to go and enjoy it for what it is, not what i want to have.

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (two years ago) link

thanks for the vote of confidence

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:07 (two years ago) link

I'll mix you a Negroni and we'll hit Wynwood.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:09 (two years ago) link

word

macropuente (map), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:10 (two years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:08 (two years ago) link

My Gay Dotage is the title of a Philip Larkin collection.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:13 (two years ago) link

Whenever I read an article about global warming, I feel like my life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure wherein only the decisions that cause me to motivate everyone else toward radical reduction of carbon emissions etc. will result in a non-tragic ending, and that I've been making page-after-page-after-page of inadequately unengaged decision-making and I can't fathom why I haven't thrown everything else up in my life to pursue severe radical activism to hopefully even save at least one, two lives

But anyway, in other news, I had gay sex yesterday and it was very good

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 October 2018 04:13 (two years ago) link

just gonna call it all floodwater sex henceforth

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 05:26 (two years ago) link

I hate Palm Springs. I feel like I'm looking at a future that I wish not to occur. My gay dotage will be in the mountains chopping wood and breeding dogs thank you

― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:08 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel this. i actually canceled my trip--for a bunch of reasons but mainly because it didn't seem like i'd actually enjoy it. if you ever get the hankering for a really beautiful trip, may i recommend moab, utah. there are 12,000 foot mountains very close (like within 10 miles) but it's mainly about the high desert, colorado plateau, juniper and pinyon, navajo sandstone rock alcoves, etc.

i know there are a few of you coughdroppers who would enjoy a good disco mix, so i'm posting this here (downloads enabled so steal that shit, it's all ripped from vinyl and sounds really fucking good imho)

https://soundcloud.com/mattpiercedc/unicorns-i-have-known

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:51 (two years ago) link

the thing about living in the sticks though is you miss being around queer people. as disappointing as they can be.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 03:56 (two years ago) link

i am lucky though in that ii have an amazing queer roommate. it's astonshing that she's 24 years old. she has so many qualities that inspire me. not every day you luck into a friend.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 20 October 2018 04:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/pXwiyt5

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:12 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/j07rplN.jpg

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:13 (two years ago) link

some actual tmi. i got a scruff message at 7:40 this morning asking to meet for coffee. it turned into a hike which turned into bajeejees. i came in the sun.

me at the mouth of *ahem* tusher tunnel

Robert Creely poen?

I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:15 (two years ago) link

no but if you're interested i have some creely anthologies to sell you

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:18 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

happy 2019 ilx gays
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*0vrqj5Zn-jD4z0xOa6BBMw.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:19 (two years ago) link

the last week has been especially fertile and kinky for me.

i'm seeing this boy who likes being a sub to my dom. he knows this major fetish/dom/leather player who runs parties etc. said player decided to vacation where we live for a few days staying at the hotel where my boy works so we all met for a threesome. he brought ... a leather straightjacket, an electro shock torture thingy, a paddle, a piss gag, tons of stuff that we didn't use. i discovered i'm enthusiastically into piss play. it was intense and cool and fun.

i wrapped a chain-lock necklace around the boy's neck the other night and that was all really hot. of course i'm not serious enough to take the key away. and then this morning some dude on a road trip from santa barbara to brooklyn hits me up and that ended up being really sexy and satisfying.

i'm on this trip where i'm not coming unless i'm with someone else, which is good inasmuch as it is making me reach out to other people more often. i genuinely feel better / more energetic. i mean obviously fuck alt-righters etc.

macropuente (map), Sunday, 6 January 2019 04:05 (two years ago) link

can i just say, it's really nice to have hot sex with someone you like

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:32 (two years ago) link

Yes I agree. I have been having some sex with a man I like very much

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:50 (two years ago) link

two thumbs up

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:07 (two years ago) link

cool. mine's too busy flyin' around.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:08 (two years ago) link

I love having sex with men I like a little.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:09 (two years ago) link

Martin Luther King said, shag who ye want and if anybody doesnt like it shag them too x

boxedjoy, Saturday, 19 January 2019 03:59 (two years ago) link

love good sex

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 January 2019 21:42 (two years ago) link

:3

clouds, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:15 (two years ago) link

hi clouds!

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:27 (two years ago) link

i'm currently only experiencing "new boyfriend lives in another country" sex which is really good sex when i can get it

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:36 (two years ago) link

My boyfriend wants to relocate to Berlin for a year with me and I'm pretty sure it's because he wants to spend a year in a sling at the Berghain
I think I should marry this dude tbh

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:54 (two years ago) link

man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 09:45 (two years ago) link

Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 15:50 (two years ago) link

isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?

"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:08 (two years ago) link

tsk I was goin for Streetcar

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:18 (two years ago) link

boy in a harness
a taste of hairy nipple
lingers after dark

macropuente (map), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:53 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

my bf's dick bled all over my face... from the outside not the inside. we never could find the cut and don't know how it happened but he was pretty freaked out for like 10 mins. we did spend a lot of time examining each other's urethral openings for comparison purposes. nonetheless the mystery continues

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:20 (two years ago) link

nut

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:35 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

omg that's scary xp!!!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:30 (one year ago) link

So i was with this guy yesterday and i was fingering him (even tho this is the tmi thread this feels really wrong lol) and... he was WET. like, natural juices? is that a thing???? i was shocked!!!!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:33 (one year ago) link

water left over from douching mixed with mucus probably

clouds, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:23 (one year ago) link

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:24 (one year ago) link

lol you guys are freaking me out, it was seriously so weird!

surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 19:52 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

just howled

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:44 (one year ago) link

my favorite Beatles lyric

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:48 (one year ago) link

ty

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I texted a friend:

“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”

And he responded

“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”


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