Taking sides: Children vs. (non-human) animals

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lol "grandpa renting"

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link

it worked tbh

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link

Nice

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

shooting the shit with a 3 year old near or past bedtime can be terrifying or magical

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

Mr potty mouth

Breeze, if you please

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

still, this kid began a sentence with "in my case" about half an hour ago and I fuckin died it was so hilarious and great

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 8:24 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god I would just die

k3vin k., Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

mine told me he was gonna take the skeleton out of my body

kinder, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

hahahaha excellent

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

i enjoy talking to kids now and then, and they don't bite

my niece is almost 12 now, i like getting laughs as stupidly as possible from her, but obv she's a teen-rebel-in-training

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

mine told me he was gonna take the skeleton out of my body

― kinder, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 6:26 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

listen

can I get this service from your child, I desire it frequently

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link


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