the nathan peterman 2018 regular season nfl thread

This hurts

Every team i root for fucking sucks in all sports

this giants game is absurd

Crosby the first kicker in over 20 years to miss 5 kicks in a game

wow

carolina end of this drive is malpractice

loooool of course

the most ridiculous two quarters of football ive seen in a long time

sick kick

dang, incredible kick, totally undeserved after that drive

haha wtf browns

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Browns destined to miss the game winner here right

Well goddamn

your 2-2-1 cleveland browns

that was the worst goddamn looking winning kick I ever seen, it looked like it was f*cking blocked but it was untouched

jfc this team

go browns ;)

to recap: the Browns kicker missed an extra point and then later on kicked a game winning 37 yard field goal in OT that was like 10 feet off the ground and a knuckle ball.

Bruce Irvin is rocking the checkered @VANS_66 today 🏁 pic.twitter.com/7DmVwENBW8

— Oakland Raiders (@Raiders) October 7, 2018

WORST GAME-WINNING KICK EVER!!!!

just saw on the break a gronk ad for tide pods and then.. eastern motors ad where a couple of washington football players tell alex smith he needs to study up on go go music!? (if you are not from dc this makes no sense i know)

HELLO MIAMI, y'all have been BENGALED giving up 27 unanswered in the 4th up 17-0!

WHO DEY!

Doesn't happen much, but you got to shout out when the Bengals beat a team in a way Cincy usually snatches defeat out of the jaws of victory.

ERTZ for UTZ

Seems like a local add marketing idea that should happen.

eagles are not good

I've only watched a couple of quarters all year, including the 4th quarter of the Bengals/Fish game. Reading the recaps and stats, I can't tell who is really good this year.

Rams and Chiefs would be a weird Superbowl matchup, seems very unlikely.

yeah Rams & Chiefs are the only two teams that haven't really embarrassed themselves yet

let's all just enjoy the chiefs before they fade precipitously and exit the playoffs 0-1. altho the afc looks like it'll be a worse shambles than expected even. maybe the jags will pull their shit together and yesterday will be an aberration for bortles. seemed like the ravens might be scraping something together until yesterday too. hard to believe in cincy.

rams do seem v legit, altho it was funny that when the rams were shit they kept beating the hawks when seattle was good, and the script nearly flipped on them yesterday. bears look p nice too. not sure what happened to the saints defense, but maybe they'll click again thru the season, or maybe last year was the aberration for them.

had the vikes-iggles game on yesterday and suddenly the TV went blank and i think it might be permanently broken

Random stats: With the Cardinals victory over the 49ers, every team in the NFL now has at least one win, and only six teams have just one win.

there are v few teams that seem completely hopeless. even bad teams like the cardinals have potential upside. who is the most hopeless team? miami maybe?

and they're like 3-1

sorry 3-2

bills?

the bills are worse than miami, they're a contender. that vikings result is not going to become any more explicable as the season wears on. raiders look like the other genuinely bad team in the afc. arizona vs niners might be a playoff for the #1 pick. the giants are probably a notch up from them but maybe not, it would be great if they're truly as bad as they have seemed at times.

the niners have been brutally unlucky with injuries of course, those other teams all somehow planned to be like this

bills maybe have a future at qb tho no?

not on the evidence so far

raiders seem pretty hopeless to me

didn't realize that they also have no place to play next year

def the raiders

It's like Gruden can't help himself. When asked about how to get more TOs: "It starts with pressuring the quarterback, we’ve got to get more pressure on the quarterback. We’ve got to force him to make some bad decisions."

— Ann Killion (@annkillion) October 8, 2018

gofundme: gruden shock collar for every time he talks about anything remotely related to pass rush

Lol@nfl for giving the Saints a 15yd penalty for celebrating when Brees broke the All-Time Passing record on a 62yd td pass on MNF in the dome.

that was def the worst alex smith game i've ever witnessed

Feels important that the cathats get stomped on indigenous peoples day.

lmao at that 15 yard penalty, that is the most on-brand thing I've ever seen

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this is a p interesting view after 5 games. expected points added - top half is best defenses, right half is best offenses.

Brock Osweiler starts. Miami up 7-0 thanks to a comical textbook piledrive penalty

Howard fumbles at the 1.

I refuse to be happy til we have a 4w point lead

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Albert Wilson is god