itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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trex01, it me

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

lol at t-rex wandering into that lava flow

auuuughhh whyyyyyy

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

first one is a little too real imo

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

these are really nice additions

i like that last one because imagine getting murdered, and then just by chance it happens to be the real End of the World at the same moment

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

I'm having trouble fitting some of these clauses into the John Lennon song

rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

It's easy if you try.

nickn, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

the clauses are correct, it is j. lennon who was wrong

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

65.6 millin years ago

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

I like the asshole mammals in the first one. Also I regret not arranging them in story order - brontos, then "millin", then death eternal.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

just celebrating the end of the 100 million years war!

calzino, Monday, 19 November 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link

this thread is a blessing

macropuente (map), Monday, 19 November 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

Proto-mellivora capensis don't care.

Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 November 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink

I think that one is probably more like "Damnit! I was just about to eat!"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 04:41 (five years ago) link

the last one is very "For all my powers, I could not save _____": An image thread

soref, Monday, 19 November 2018 07:41 (five years ago) link

:( :(

saddest thing I’ve drawn pic.twitter.com/gm9TVa2dye

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) November 27, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

lol, that's good. very Perry Bible Fellowship.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

the whole thread there is good

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ds-38kTXgAAbdwc.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

i've been thinking about the atlantic article upthread about the 'bad weekend' theory and the deccan volcanoes and the 72-year-old woman at princeton every day since i read it two weeks ago.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

readable (subs only) LRB piece abt the event, complete with nice pictures: https://www.lrb.co.uk/v41/n01/francis-gooding/what-lives-and-what-dies

https://cdn.lrb.co.uk/assets/edillus/good08_4101_04.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link

feathered microraptor^^^ (or more correctly "chinese dragon") from liaoning fossil beds in north-eastern china

mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link

v fancy lad

an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:56 (five years ago) link

Was just at the museum of natural history earlier last week and clearly I don’t know much about dinos because I was amazed that some had feathers!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

that t-rex was basically a hu-u-uge hen with teeth makes the mother much more scarier imo.

calzino, Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

(if you hang a tail of the right weight on a chicken, it walks like a T. rex)

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 January 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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soref, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

Perfect for dinosaur lovers.

Man, what kind of art do they have available for dog lovers?

pplains, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link

this Painting features single or multiple panels displaying a beautiful Meteorite falling on the earth at dinosaurs age killing them. Perfect for dinosaur lovers.

That's pretty fucking insensitive IMO. Tone-deaf at best.

Imagine "This Painting of John Wilkes Booth is the perfect gift for Abraham Lincoln fans."

"Japanophiles adore our Mushroom Cloud Lithographs."

"Baby seal lovers are raving about our Bloody Club Replicas."

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 January 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

it's better to burn out than to fade away

mookieproof, Monday, 28 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I bought one of these the other day, have not consumed yet:
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joygoat, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

inevitable and (inevitably) bad:

https://i.redd.it/2kwjhz8odlp11.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 24 March 2019 12:41 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfKKsQ4XUAAr2rE.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 24 March 2019 12:45 (five years ago) link

good morning pic.twitter.com/zAMIRwHMX1

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) April 1, 2019

Neil S, Monday, 1 April 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link

big mood tbh

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 13:41 (five years ago) link

kind of lol, mostly sad

Neil S, Monday, 1 April 2019 13:42 (five years ago) link

In every artist's depiction of a meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, there's always one T-Rex looking up at it like "That can’t be good." pic.twitter.com/AoOZYe0hzc

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) March 31, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

This recent (great) New Yorker piece made me think of this thread:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died

Those opening paragraphs are a real eye-opener.

ryan, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

this thread is better and jake vig can bug-off

mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

It's morning in dino-America.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 12:52 (five years ago) link

Those opening paragraphs are a real eye-opener.

― ryan

oh boy, the scientific community is very much all aflutter about that guy

Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link

xp Triceratops-y-turvy

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aLcrrf8.gif

pplains, Saturday, 13 April 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

wow ok

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link


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