He does career-best work in Wildlife, the sometimes heavy-handed but solid directorial debut of Paul Dano. Carey Mulligan, whom I've never quite believed in any of her pictures, is his match.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
Ooft, strong endorsement given his previous work. Look forward to it.
― Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Refuse to believe that Carey M is good in this.
― FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
I didn't either, believe me. She nails the insouciance and the bitterness without getting soggy about it.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
i will 100% watch this.
Jake Gyllenhaal & Rene Russo reunite with "Nightcrawler" director/screenwriter Dan Gilroy for "Velvet Buzzsaw" β a thriller set in LA's contemporary art world scene co-starring Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, and Natalia Dyer βΒ FIRST PHOTO: pic.twitter.com/WJZYj5w3fM— See What's Next (@seewhatsnext) November 28, 2018
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 29 November 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link
will he be nude in it
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
good morning!
― brokenshire (jed_), Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
I am glad I already told my jake g walking a dog, wearing a popped collar pink polo and barking at another dog story here.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
Andy Garcia's ass crack. Too early in the morning.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
He's Mysterio in the new Spider Man farrago. Will he be nude in it?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
lol
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Does he give anyone else crispin glover vibes these days? Felt it for sure in wildlife
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
he plays a fastidious oddball english detective in a so so western i watched last night, and yeah I can see a bit of that comparison.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
Is that Sisters Brothers or is he in another western I don't know about?
Velvet Buzzsaw looks like it could be anywhere from great fun to total garbage but there is some A+ Gyllenhaal freaking the fuck out in the trailer
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link
Also his character in Okja.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
xp
yeah that's the one.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link
oh also: that Velvet Buzzsaw trailer seems like it spoils *EVERYTHING*. Like, major characters' deaths, at the very least
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link
'SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME' Star TOM HOLLAND Couldn't Walk After JAKE GYLLENHAAL Workout! https://t.co/JW4ufH6Zw8 pic.twitter.com/JBC8G50lpD— ComicBook NOW! (@ComicBookNOW) June 25, 2019
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link
I need a Jake workout :(
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
I can't
https://networthbuzz.com/uploads/biography/2019/7/11/fp-1562813345903.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
fuck sake.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
i would c with his d in me amirite fellas?
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i saw him once in a chinatown bar in 2008
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
my answer to this thread question is that he is both c (classic) and d (dreamy)
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
He's extremely good in The Sisters Brothers (the film is decent) and seeing Jake and Riz Ahmed onscreen at the same time had a significant effect on me.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsQIQOiW8AIAptO.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
JAKE CAN I JAB YOU TWICE
Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that thereβs a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves." https://t.co/9zrNFIooey pic.twitter.com/6DxY27DJPw— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) August 6, 2021
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link
I can bathe him.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link
lol you don't get called a scruffy bastard when you're a sex-hunk. It reminds me of when the o.g. Ronaldo swapped shirts with Beckham and joked: his sweat smells like cologne!
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
I could have sworn this is like the third story I've seen this week about celebrities not bathing.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
same.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 6 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/05/i-dont-smell-meet-the-people-who-have-stopped-washing
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link
please make it stop. everytime a rich person doesn't bathe i'm the one who has to shower in their place and i'm so so tired pic.twitter.com/saITex2SGZ— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) August 6, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
I drifted off for maybe 10 minutes, but the rest of the way I found The Guilty excruciating. Almost bailed.
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 September 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link
Having trouble getting my head around the fact Morbs both saw and enjoyed Bubble Boy.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 September 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
I liked the Danish Guilty but the concept definitely wears thin by the end. And the remake is 5 minutes longer, apparently
― Vinnie, Monday, 27 September 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/c5SY51q.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hlMQbZt.jpg
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 August 2023 23:51 (seven months ago) link
Agreed
― H.P, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 10:50 (seven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5mRz3jQ.png
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:14 (four months ago) link
Nice mug
― omar little, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:43 (four months ago) link
when will he give us a live action guy smiley
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 01:02 (four months ago) link
Jake, I can take or leave.
Maggie, on the other hand . . . I can't.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:10 (four months ago) link
I remembered Jakey is younger than me, but I didn't remember it's only by a year and a half. Life is not fair
― active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:32 (four months ago) link
Happy birthday!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1FmKfTOvwI/
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 22:03 (four months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/S3mthSy/IMG-2540.jpg
― badpee pooper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:26 (two months ago) link
Papi.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:35 (two months ago) link
So.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:01 (one month ago) link
Watched Road House last night. JG is very good in it, but calling the movie tonally inconsistent would be very generous. And Conor McGregor looks like a CGI/motion capture gimmick.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:39 (one month ago) link