one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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"The Tories don’t care about the vulnerable, and the communists don’t care about the aspirational.”

This from the guy who admits he spent seven years on the dole playing the guitar rather than get 'a proper job'.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Friday, 5 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

isn't this how the 30 years' war started?

So, a UNILAD founder, Alex Partridge, had his debt bought up by Lad Bible to force UNILAD into administration. UNILAD staff are currently locked out of crucial systems, and are claiming the whole thing is a hostile Lad Bible takeover - to mothball the site https://t.co/NoKV2iBGJM

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) October 5, 2018

mark s, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

Hadn't thought of the positives to the universal credit reforms until today.

calzino, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

that is such bants

imago, Friday, 5 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

Gallagher threatening to reform Oasis is an incentive for people to vote Corbs, kudos

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

now if Tony Robinson could threaten to leave the country everything would be perfect

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

Threaten to reform the Time Team, er, team.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Friday, 5 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

The rabid anti-semite Taki has also threatened to leave if Corbyn is PM, would prefer it if some kind of legally binding deportation document could be drafted, rather than just idle talk.

calzino, Friday, 5 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

Talking of top bants.

.@PenguinUKBooks @scarcurtis @GirlUp pic.twitter.com/jnWx1BLM4k

— Topshop (@Topshop) October 5, 2018

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

what

imago, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

Phil Green personally yanked the display because he’s mad at Penguin for publishing an unflattering biography of him. The schmuck.

suzy, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

As I may have mentioned before one of his bodyguards once stood on my toe so I'm not surprised.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

They kept it up for 20 minutes, I mean, how long do you ladies need to dismantle patriarchy for heaven's sake?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

I haven’t bought anything from one of his shops since UKUncut called him out as a tax cheat.

suzy, Friday, 5 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

Gorblimey, Charlie, ain't you the bleedin' Remoaner and no mistake, Gordon Bennett!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/oct/05/millionaire-refuses-take-down-bollocks-brexit-poster

Zach Same (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

In numbers
83%
of Tories see Theresa May as a decent person against 48% for Boris Johnson; it is 47% and 30% among voters of all parties, including Tories.

81%
of Tories say May has nation’s best interests at heart; 52% say Johnson. It is 43% and 30% among all voters.

63%
of Tories see May as a strong leader against 39% for Johnson. Among all voters it is 32% and 27%

poll by Opinium taken after the conference shows Boris polling badly within the party and with the electorate. Game over probably. Just got the new Graun approved, faux-Centrist Marm version of TM to hate now and she's shown a few times now she can pass Richard Pryor's concept of the ultimate test: "the ultimate test is whether or not you can survive death. That's the ultimate test for your ass".

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:31 (five years ago) link

I mean, Bob Geldof, Ed Sheeran and Rita Ora saying Brexit will hurt their careers might make even the most ardent Remainers pause for thought https://t.co/WNMnE4OJBu

— Josh Spero (@joshspero) October 7, 2018

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-p0xbGUJQ

mark s, Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

Fucking Geldof, him and Eddie Izzard are responsible for Brexit imo.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link

Geldof knows very well that boosting your flagging career with a famine only works with African famines.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link

Lol my mum got Geldof's book Is That It? From some mail order book club in the 80's in a more innocent time before terms like "hate-reading" were commonly used.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link

the only good thing abt the boomtown rats is the bitter legal war waged on geldof by johnny fingers over who invented pyjamas

mark s, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:36 (five years ago) link

Geldof has a career?

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

Him and Izzard made Project Nausea a more powerful brexit incentive than a zillion Putin-bots.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

Imagine Britain without its music. If it’s hard for us, then it’s impossible for the rest of the world. In this one area, if nowhere else, Britain does still rule the waves. The airwaves. The cyberwaves. The soundwaves. It is of us. It is our culture.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

imagine sending that to the Maybot.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

imagine thinking that

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

With Dickhead Dugher in charge of UK Music, having sworn to discover the new Beatles, all is lost, with or without Noel Gallagher's tax returns.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

good luck rest of the world, if you can envisage a future without britpop, landfill, reduced attack, Ed Sheeran, fucking Geldof etc...

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

with or without the swagger of noel gallagher's tax returns

mark s, Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

Purcell and Byrd were pretty dece tbf

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

No Ferneyhough, no credibility.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

It's all about Richard Barrett, really.

pomenitul, Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

john mcdonnell DESTROYS uk establishment with FACTS and LOGIC

John McDonnell responds to accusation made by Former MI6 boss:
"I think he should spend his retirement in quiet contemplation of the role he played with regard to the Iraq War - where over half a million people were killed!"#Ridge #Marr @johnmcdonnellMP pic.twitter.com/Ff5Dww5DLb

— C0RBYNAT0R (@Corbynator2) October 7, 2018

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 October 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

I really love McDonnell, seriously!

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

yes that’s a+

Fizzles, Sunday, 7 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

It's a— as the real figure is way over a million, still good to see someone saying it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 October 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

tbf he was live-talking + jostling with an evil agent of the establishment on Murdoch tv, not a job for some Canary type wanker - play it safe if you aren't sure about figures!

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

yeah, i don't think his argument lost anything from going with a conservative half million +

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

oh ffs

Definitely May-be. pic.twitter.com/zxI4Jccjux

— ARGH KiD (@arghkid) October 7, 2018

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Sunday, 7 October 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

LOOOOOOL was just hovering over c+p to post that!

suzy, Sunday, 7 October 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

Give that person 10K (more followers) plz!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 October 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

yeah, i don't think his argument lost anything from going with a conservative half million +

― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, October 7, 2018 7:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It didn't. However I think it's important that the apparently 99% of the population who don't know the scale of casualties in our most recent war be brought up to date with exactly how high they were, and still waiting for a politician to make a good attempt at this.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

i think it quite likely that a large chunk of uk voters dont know how high they are but its hardly 99%

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

“If there is going to be revolution, it would be better to make it than to suffer it.” – Bismarck 1866 pic.twitter.com/qfJFRJOmPX

— Adam Tooze (@adam_tooze) October 7, 2018

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link

Cameron and Osborne (l-r) after an m-cat sesh in 2015.

calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

i'm confused, why isn't Jeremy Hunt threatening the Saudi government with hard man talk yet?

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 October 2018 11:16 (five years ago) link

also May said that maintaining relations with them is the best way of (making a fucking mint selling weapons of death to them) being able to challenge them on human rights issues. Still not heard her condemnation of their cold blooded murder yet.

calzino, Monday, 8 October 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Do_IgSeXUAEOS_m.jpg

one of the BBC's finest - N.Watt, Newsnight political editor, serious member of the political commentariat.

calzino, Monday, 8 October 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

taken from yet another "We need a UK Macron piece".

calzino, Monday, 8 October 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link

Thankfully Dominic Raab has come out with an incredible new policy. Asbos for businesses? Yes and ho!

gyac, Monday, 14 January 2019 14:47 (five years ago) link

so listen is this going down tonight or what

and did she rly threaten the dup with a "no-deal will mean the end of the union"

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

The vote? Thought that was tomorrow. We should probably start a new thread by then, assuming it doesn’t get shelved again.

gyac, Monday, 14 January 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

Vote is tomorrow, inshallah.

suzy, Monday, 14 January 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

Brexiteer Conservative MP Desmond Swayne calls on Theresa May to suspend parliament until April in order to "guarantee Brexit."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) January 14, 2019

Very normal!

gyac, Monday, 14 January 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

NEW THREAD:
"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

plz to lock this one

mark s, Monday, 14 January 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link


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