one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

nationalism is all myth

countries infected with Eddie the Eagle brainworms

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45727317

Literally gonna die.

Behind the bravado, We are just a shy and self-aphasiaing nation.

we were just looking to see if my wife is effectively confined to the UK for the rest of her life because we won't have EHIC anymore but the best I could find was articles from a few months ago saying there's a transition period up to Dec 2020 on that, so we've still got a while to visit anywhere in the EU she wants to go to. there are some insurers that will insure terminal patients but I would expect they are prohibitively expensive (tbf I haven't got a quote I'm just guessing)

Noel Gallagher would reform Oasis to stop ‘lunatic’ Jeremy Corbyn from being Prime Minister https://t.co/UJkjJUiVZw pic.twitter.com/uFOibDO3RR

— NME (@NME) October 5, 2018

just start a band with tony blair already

"The Tories don’t care about the vulnerable, and the communists don’t care about the aspirational.”

This from the guy who admits he spent seven years on the dole playing the guitar rather than get 'a proper job'.

isn't this how the 30 years' war started?

So, a UNILAD founder, Alex Partridge, had his debt bought up by Lad Bible to force UNILAD into administration. UNILAD staff are currently locked out of crucial systems, and are claiming the whole thing is a hostile Lad Bible takeover - to mothball the site https://t.co/NoKV2iBGJM

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) October 5, 2018

Hadn't thought of the positives to the universal credit reforms until today.

that is such bants

Gallagher threatening to reform Oasis is an incentive for people to vote Corbs, kudos

now if Tony Robinson could threaten to leave the country everything would be perfect

Threaten to reform the Time Team, er, team.

The rabid anti-semite Taki has also threatened to leave if Corbyn is PM, would prefer it if some kind of legally binding deportation document could be drafted, rather than just idle talk.

Talking of top bants.

.@PenguinUKBooks @scarcurtis @GirlUp pic.twitter.com/jnWx1BLM4k

— Topshop (@Topshop) October 5, 2018

what

Phil Green personally yanked the display because he’s mad at Penguin for publishing an unflattering biography of him. The schmuck.

As I may have mentioned before one of his bodyguards once stood on my toe so I'm not surprised.

They kept it up for 20 minutes, I mean, how long do you ladies need to dismantle patriarchy for heaven's sake?

I haven’t bought anything from one of his shops since UKUncut called him out as a tax cheat.

Gorblimey, Charlie, ain't you the bleedin' Remoaner and no mistake, Gordon Bennett!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/oct/05/millionaire-refuses-take-down-bollocks-brexit-poster

In numbers
83%
of Tories see Theresa May as a decent person against 48% for Boris Johnson; it is 47% and 30% among voters of all parties, including Tories.

81%
of Tories say May has nation’s best interests at heart; 52% say Johnson. It is 43% and 30% among all voters.

63%
of Tories see May as a strong leader against 39% for Johnson. Among all voters it is 32% and 27%

poll by Opinium taken after the conference shows Boris polling badly within the party and with the electorate. Game over probably. Just got the new Graun approved, faux-Centrist Marm version of TM to hate now and she's shown a few times now she can pass Richard Pryor's concept of the ultimate test: "the ultimate test is whether or not you can survive death. That's the ultimate test for your ass".

I mean, Bob Geldof, Ed Sheeran and Rita Ora saying Brexit will hurt their careers might make even the most ardent Remainers pause for thought https://t.co/WNMnE4OJBu

— Josh Spero (@joshspero) October 7, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-p0xbGUJQ

Fucking Geldof, him and Eddie Izzard are responsible for Brexit imo.

Geldof knows very well that boosting your flagging career with a famine only works with African famines.

Lol my mum got Geldof's book Is That It? From some mail order book club in the 80's in a more innocent time before terms like "hate-reading" were commonly used.

the only good thing abt the boomtown rats is the bitter legal war waged on geldof by johnny fingers over who invented pyjamas

Geldof has a career?

Him and Izzard made Project Nausea a more powerful brexit incentive than a zillion Putin-bots.

Imagine Britain without its music. If it’s hard for us, then it’s impossible for the rest of the world. In this one area, if nowhere else, Britain does still rule the waves. The airwaves. The cyberwaves. The soundwaves. It is of us. It is our culture.

imagine sending that to the Maybot.

imagine thinking that

With Dickhead Dugher in charge of UK Music, having sworn to discover the new Beatles, all is lost, with or without Noel Gallagher's tax returns.

good luck rest of the world, if you can envisage a future without britpop, landfill, reduced attack, Ed Sheeran, fucking Geldof etc...

with or without the swagger of noel gallagher's tax returns

Purcell and Byrd were pretty dece tbf

No Ferneyhough, no credibility.

It's all about Richard Barrett, really.

john mcdonnell DESTROYS uk establishment with FACTS and LOGIC

John McDonnell responds to accusation made by Former MI6 boss:
"I think he should spend his retirement in quiet contemplation of the role he played with regard to the Iraq War - where over half a million people were killed!"#Ridge #Marr @johnmcdonnellMP pic.twitter.com/Ff5Dww5DLb

— C0RBYNAT0R (@Corbynator2) October 7, 2018

I really love McDonnell, seriously!

yes that’s a+

It's a— as the real figure is way over a million, still good to see someone saying it

tbf he was live-talking + jostling with an evil agent of the establishment on Murdoch tv, not a job for some Canary type wanker - play it safe if you aren't sure about figures!

yeah, i don't think his argument lost anything from going with a conservative half million +

oh ffs

Definitely May-be. pic.twitter.com/zxI4Jccjux

— ARGH KiD (@arghkid) October 7, 2018

LOOOOOOL was just hovering over c+p to post that!

Give that person 10K (more followers) plz!

yeah, i don't think his argument lost anything from going with a conservative half million +

― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, October 7, 2018 7:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It didn't. However I think it's important that the apparently 99% of the population who don't know the scale of casualties in our most recent war be brought up to date with exactly how high they were, and still waiting for a politician to make a good attempt at this.

xps.

Japan's also looking to formalise language testing for migrants, in the way that the UK has. I'd say that around 80% of the learners who would have gone from Nepal to the UK, when they were still able to support their study with work, are now going to Japan.

I've heard some interesting rumours that the Home Office is going to streamline the immigration system post-Brexit to make it less painful for applicants. The numbers will probably be capped but there's a fear both of a brain drain and of missing out on highly-skilled workers. It can't be overestimated how many of the Byzantine processes were simply just to deter people from applying in the first place.

I've heard some interesting rumours that the Home Office is going to streamline the immigration system post-Brexit to make it less painful for applicants

Interesting also because how many times has this been tried and how many times has it failed miserably already? Early days but I can't see a Tory Home Office post-brexit make things less painful for anyone, let alone applicants.

I'm not sure they've ever really tried to make anything easier in the past. They've tended to talk up the idea that the UK is open for business while making things as difficult as possible.

The system, as it stands, is pretty much designed to ensure that potential migrants a) don't bother b) give up or c) are rejected on technicalities - that's not going to be sustainable if you're funneling new EU migrants through the same route and expecting to maintain London as a European commercial centre. The numbers and qualifying metrics (particularly around salary) are like to be quite heavily controlled but the processes don't necessarily need to be quite so aggressively awful.

Settled status applications are a shitshow waiting to happen.

I was going to say, I don't think the Brexiters went through all this shit just to end up with a UK outside the EU that opens borders and welcomes all migrants.

Tough shit.

Live by the sovereignty, die by the sovereignty, or something.

Thankfully Dominic Raab has come out with an incredible new policy. Asbos for businesses? Yes and ho!

so listen is this going down tonight or what

and did she rly threaten the dup with a "no-deal will mean the end of the union"

The vote? Thought that was tomorrow. We should probably start a new thread by then, assuming it doesn’t get shelved again.

Vote is tomorrow, inshallah.

didn't look like this was covered

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/gareth-johnson-resigns-tory-whip-government-ahead-of-theresa-mays-brexit-deal-vote-a4038371.html

Brexiteer Conservative MP Desmond Swayne calls on Theresa May to suspend parliament until April in order to "guarantee Brexit."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) January 14, 2019

Very normal!

NEW THREAD:
"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

plz to lock this one