Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

To be fair to the lad that Messi through ball was magnificent.

lol that was some Harlem Globetrotters shit

what a hit

That was absolutely insane.

Given Wanyama usually takes about five games to get going it was a bit ambitious to try and fling him straight into this.

lol that was some Harlem Globetrotters shit

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for some irritating reason my actually-pay-for-it streaming service doesn't have the lfc/napoli game, but i gather keita got injured? anyone watching?

timely reminder that spurs are shit at passing

It was an odd one. Keita was just walking around in midfield and then falls to the ground and starts clutching his leg and then had to be stretchered off. Looks like he will miss the City game.

Fairly cagey 1st half in general

hmmmm hope it's nothing serious

in other news: this spurs kit is very bad! the fade seems cool up close but at a distance they all look like they're playing with weight lifting belts on

embarrassing how these children think kicking better players shows character

He is so good

cunts

how a cross that obvious passes an entire defence

just clowns

oh good heres dier

wish i could make money on betting spurs won't win a major trophy in my lifetime

Have the Barca fans started singing, "Are you Celtic in disguise?" yet?

Inter winning away at PSV too.

Good timing!

World's most flattering scoreline so far.

alderweireld defending like davies

erik <3

Hugo's back on it I see.

stupid pissed twat

Sissoko lol.

assuming this is a hugely enjoyable game objectively

Busquets and Lamela could get tasty these last few minutes.

it's a lark, yeah

clocked an Aurier-esque trio of foul throws from Barca, the last one the only to get a reaction

thats a red card all day

ref is sus

English commentary

"pique has actually kicked kane on the knee there really"

someone tell these cunts that being dirty for effect is good and being stupid obvious filth is worthless

Cracking from Winks though.

damn Winks ruthless

what was the obv red card, Dier arm in face?

Fuck me. Thought that was in

That mass doping session around the 70min mark is really paying off.

red was kane on pique

kane dogshit tonight

Game over

Inevitable

Napoli score!

every time poch puts on that cunt sissoko he should be charged

absurd that we are two gift goals away from a draw here given how shockingly bad we have been

messi shouldve scored 4 tonight and still not have done anything worthy of notice spare me the hagiographies

Infuriating commentary from BT Sport though, admonishing us for not coming out and attacking Barcelona from the start.

Bad performance from Liverpool, zero shots on target. Napoli well organised and Liverpool reduced to hitting long balls to Salah who still looks off the pace. I'd fancy our chances against Napoli in Anfield though, they don't look too hot up front.

while it was going on I just felt sick but looking back now it was a pretty excellent game. set up high and played aggressively against barcelona and made for a really attacking, open game. winks-wanyama midfield leaves a lot to be desired and son has been low key useless for ages, but spurs did manage to play themselves back into the game a few times and barcelona were clever and sharp under pressure. the double dummy for the last goal is just ridiculous when you watch it back.

Yeah Deems frothing at the mouth aside I don't think we were that bad, and we responded really well and didn't let our heads go down. Barcelona's front three is just ridiculous.

In midfield where we were just completely inequipped but we would never have set up for that if we'd had the personnel (blame the lack of signings there). Sanchez/Toby/Hugo were rabbits in the headlights mostly but I think with a proper midfield we'd have given them a better game.

Son is just knackered I think, he's been playing football almost constantly for a year without a break. Lamela looks really sharp right now and deserves a run in the team.

agreed with most of that where not a vicious personal attack like

god help me would aurier have been better than trippier

Man Utd really carrying the flag for the Premiership in the Champions League this year, everyone else so disappointing.

Couldn't watch last night. Seems we've lost to an 'Italy side's gonna Italy', fair enough I'spose (tho their keeper should've been sent off in the first half). We've no business in the CL but looking forward to hoping for a miracle against Spurs and be let down.

28% possession at home lol