I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

Even then, it will warm u.

•In every suburban dad 1983-1989

― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/1JFht1R.jpg

― rip van wanko, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

use case

https://i.imgur.com/LZmapQt.jpg

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 7:57 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for the suicide-curious digital artist in all of us

― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the irrationally embarrassed thread.

When there were station wagons with rear-facing back seats, I dreaded getting stuck at a red light behind one with kids in the back staring at me. I suddenly find something very interesting on the dashboard to keep me from making eye contact.

Except one time when there were 2 brothers watching me while I stared slightly to the left pretending not to notice them. Brother #1 turned his head but #2 was still looking at me, so I grabbed a pen out of my pocket, stuck it in my nose and let it hang there. As he smacked his brother's arm to get him to turn and look, I yanked the pen out and went back to staring disinterestedly off to the left.

― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:22 PM

Glenn Kenny: no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"

https://www.rogerebert.com/festivals-and-awards/venice-film-festival-2018-a-star-is-born-the-other-side-of-the-wind

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, September 1, 2018 5:33 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"

my new tinder bio

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, September 1, 2018 6:10 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from abysmal real names:

Buffy Wicks
Jovanka Beckles

― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unless sanders takes a dive cognitively I see no reason why he couldn’t run; that said there are other people. I’m down for Harris, certainly.

― akm, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey if there's another candidate who's expressed a desire to build a robust international left to combat incipient fascism abroad I'm all for 'em

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:58 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stalin

― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is dead dmac

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no barrier to election in states iirc

― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp - Wicks won btw

No results found for "buffy the beckles slayer".

I mean if this isn't it what is:

just wanted to say that i read the thread title in the voice of gavin rossdale

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought we agreed liberals should not rehabilitate Bush

Xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that was v good

:D

perfect

Had a couple exes who lasered off their pubes (before they met me)

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 3:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

classic country tune

― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

lolz

lol

Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)

I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.

Instead, I had an excellent lunch.

― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Shame in that. No Hunger either

― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the Nic Roeg thread

time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.

― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM

here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg

― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM

we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?

― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cider House

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good night u princes of ilx

i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha <3 treesh

that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms

the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point

ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread

the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist

― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

back teeth?

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

😎

if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs

The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)

otm!

Was darragh self-exceling there?

not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is

Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.

its part of the craic

imago you're missing some good stuff:

I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa

― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahem

― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pulling rank

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself

― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could start in on the Bible

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the eden hazard of 2018 ilx

slow clap dad joke A+

anyone ever notice that those little dog dishes you put your stuff into at TSA are actually dog dishes? Like, from PetCo and stuff? I wonder how much government money is going to pet stores.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:22 PM

No wonder they let vets board first
― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM

haaaaa

crushed it

that's a good un

edit for context:

Is it controversial to hate the Kinks, especially Village Green?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, January 17, 2019 8:36 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pls no kinkshaming

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, January 17, 2019 9:12 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the brexit prepper thread:

non-non-toxic succulents can be used to coat arrow tips - though remember to leave the last one for you.

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:17 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol the effort involved in shooting yourself with a bow

― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:37 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anyone with any sense knows you half bury the arrow in the ground and leap onto it from a step ladder. It's not rocket science.

i was thinking something involving standing on the drawstring as you lean over the arrowhead

(but i'm pretty sure the lol was intentional and belongs to AF)

soda on the life-changing magic of tidying up