your terrible ideas

Do it with glass-topped slow cookers, use overhead cams and split screen so you can see all of the dishes in progress, and just make it like Norwegian Slow TV. Every time a competitor comes over to open up and stir it’ll be like WHOA LOOK IT’S A DIFFERENT SHADE OF BROWN

back it with some kinda acoustic pickin shit that’s all in different meters playing off each other like if Steve Reich had a folk period

Macrozoom shot of the steamy lid

Overnight, the channel is all about marinades.

The spinoff that gets canceled halfway through the season - scrubbing a crockpot: live

also, in addition to the marinating show, the channel is also all about making your own seasoning powders starting from raw seeds

what was that old NPR late night / early morning show that was all about ambient and new age synthesizer shit? dig all that up. I would love this channel

Overnight, the channel is all about marinades.

heehee

yeah

Also. This isn't a terrible idea. I've seen worse. There were neckbeard guys racing drones on a sports channel earlier. I didn't know that was a thing.

I've been in bed and wondered how my marinade looked.

what channel were the drone races on.

One of the Sky Sports channels

i've seen it on a freeview channel, the very bottom one, which was called something like transworld sport. i even set a series pass for it but ended up with the same episode repeated about 10 times...

ah, might've been this, https://www.freesports.tv/ click on wednesday...

which is also the place to go for all your Polish speedway needs

ended up with the same episode repeated about 10 times...

Works for me.

Sleeping cook wakes, goes straight to pot, adds a pinch of salt, goes back to sleep again.

(i've set the pvr for the drone racing and the polish speedway)

there's another freeview channel, 273 Sports Channel Network, which is a pay channel for connected tvs only (ie not mine) and that's showing about 6 hours of something called 'Drone GP' between 10pm and 6am tonight.

big on sky too apparently - https://www.skysports.com/more-sports/other-sports/news/35625/11489542/drone-racing-on-sky-sports

I was going to point out that Charles Aznavour's middle name it quite peculiar but this isn't the time (and the R.I.P. thread isn't the place)

(Shahnour Vaghinag Aznavourian)

(it -> is)

An anti dating website for couples that lets you each build a profile and then tells you how compatible you are.

Persuade Grimes or Radiohead to name their next LP "Classic or Dud"

a song about being an iPhone called "I Refuse To Stop Being Just A Telephone"
it has some really catchy hooks in my head, though

Compilation project wherein a bunch of noise or skronky type artists are commissioned to do abrasive versions of trad.arr. standards, entitled we tortured some folk

https://i.gifer.com/Aqvz.gif

A cake baker who makes slightly amateurish cakes... so you can pretend you made it yourself when you present it to someone.

This is a very expandable business in fact – I would regularly give cash to an all-rounder who could make things to my specifications that were good but not too good and which I could pass off as my own.

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exorcism based fad diet

You know those reaction videos on youtube? ‘I listen to _____ for the first time’. ‘Try not to laugh’ or ‘try not to smile challenge’. I could do those daily and be an emotionless blank face...

And I dont know if I’ve already mentioned it upthread but I always wanted to do a ‘teens react to getting punched in the face’ video. Like the old videos where young teens are shown one at a time testing out a VHS player or Apple II computer. Or watching Duck Tales for the first time.

“Do you know what this is?”
“Its a clenched fist”
“Do you know what people do with it?”
“They punch little shits in the face”

The Purge: Black Friday

“Home Alone” but with a fantasy theme and the lead character is a dwarf.

“This is our treasure hold. I will defend it with my life.”

Cue all the awesome prebuilt dwarf traps and rated R brutality.

This is a thread for terrible ideas

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i mean me posting, not you

McDonald's should sell empty happy meal boxes, nugget boxes, etc. To parents of young picky eaters.

So you could make, like, healthy home-cooked food and put the food into the McD's packaging, and then the kids would eat it.

would also tell you how dumb your kid is

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any of us tbh

A rapper whose lyrics are all based on trite and obvious allegories, called 2.U.C.

a trumpy musical fundraiser track called We Are the Wall

All in all we're just a

kind of lol but mostly sad but also actually mostly lol tbh

there are people dying
and it's time to make sure more of them die

we are the wall
lock up the children
etc.

Do they know it's time to build the wall

roger waters already wrote it

Build the waaaall

Let them know it's deport time

A movie that’s Idiocracy meets The Matrix

It’s called “The Dumb Matrix”

A movie about the spreadsheets used in the Trump Organization to track money-laundering activities

The Donny Matrix

Fast & Furious: Calvin & Hobbes