rap music's memorable banalities

It's cold as a bitch on the subway platform / waiting for the J

Prodigy - cold world

the battle was won by swords being swung — masta killa, glaciers of ice

D flow - “ tryna drink lighter beers”

Face is pretty, ass for days
I get chips, I ask for Lay's

Though big dog's in this biz
I never see no man chasin' Frisbees

God is good growin up in the hood
Done some things bad, done some things good

kurupt off pete rocks tru master

"This year, Halloween fell on the weekend."

Bushwick Bill, My Mind Playing Tricks on Me

I believe it’s “fell on a weekend”...

That line is basic but evocative; and part of its “work” happens when Bill’s revelation at the end of the verse gives the lie to its specificity.

I believe it’s “fell on a weekend”...

Well now I feel just like a fiend

it wasn't even close to Halloween, but it fell on a weekend...whatever it was

xp LOL

I feel the wind 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I did half a xan
13 hours til I land

“I like it when there’s turbulence on my airplanes”

(“What’s Up Danger”)

Nice & Smooth "Funky For You" is rich with these:

Use my mind to control all my body parts
Got an early start, plus I'm very smart
Type of man that the girls want to read about
Indeed I proceed to rock the house without a doubt

Spreadin' peace and love throughout my travels
And take time to read and unravel
Day to day problems, and then solve them,
I can see clearly now as I revolve around suckers who perpetrate heroes (?)
But I'm no sandwich, more like a Manwich
Or maybe like a meal, which is much more real
Than Clark Kent or the Man of Steel

Spring again, and I'm feelin' fine
Pass me an ice-cold glass of wine
So I can get mellow, lay back, and let my girl play the cello
Hello, I hate Jell-O

hello i hate jell-o is hilarious

yeah, Nice and Smooth run the rap banalities game:

Greg Nice, my life's like a fairy tale
Orca was a great big whale
I knew a fat girl who broke the scale
You won't tell, I won't tell
Clientele I must excel
Took a little test, I passed then failed

yeah IRL LOL @ jello, sets a whole new bar for memorable banalities

But they also have one of the greatest banalities of all time, which I think about frequently: “I left my philly at home ... do you have another? I want to get blunted my brother.” Think that track might have another one ...

"Orca was a great big whale" clearly the prototype line for "Summer Girls"

Diamond D: "Got to give a shout to the Large Professor/Thought I lost his number but I left it on my dresser"

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"

I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"

- Scoob Lover, Big Daddy Kane "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"

"heads pretend they're hard, yo their favorite movie's <i>Lucas</i>"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8V7SMa3Uj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JygHtlGt9Kc
you used to support your fam off of this
now you can't even buy spam off of this

from the grave, delivers

RIP

At night, New York, eat a slice too hot
Use my tongue to tear the skin hanging from the roof of my mouth

e-40:
sometimes you might find me drinking tap water
up out the public park sinks

“This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form”

One hour done passed; done watched two episodes of M*A*S*H.

They call him Two-TECs, he tote two TECs

not the most imaginative nickname

Hey remember Biggie's friend Two Tecs? Why did everybody call that guy Two Tecs? What a weird nickname. Oh well, I guess we'll never know.

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) October 25, 2016

DOOM leave the competition steamin' like a pile
Smile, ding! Sparklin' jewels
In effect like alternate side of the street parkin' rules

what that tweet presupposes is that the listener turned the song off after two tecs was introduced and didn't continue with the rest of the album

well, the rest is filler

You will never see me smoking a cigarette
Coz cigarette smoker, that's not me

"No, I'm not Chinese"

--Big Daddy Kane, "Long Live the Kane"

Here, no more dough will be made
Unless it's being made by hoes

That's Dom Perignon, it's supposed to bubble. from whodinis echo scratch!

"My album will manifest many things that I saw did or heard about" - O.C., 'Time's Up'

pic.twitter.com/t0KERirQ4V

— Valee (@valee) July 12, 2022

your girl trying to dance with a bag of baby powder
THE AIRHEADS ARE SOUR

kool keith - serpent

good album

has there ever been a nerdcore rapper angrily rapping about breaking D&D rules

they gave my unc life for selling dope and he 63
barack came in office in 08 and gave him clemency

rio day yung OG - "inrrgee"

in a way this is the very opposite of banal but the delivery w/in the song & the context in which it comes makes it feel like a true rap banality to me <3

P heartwarming!

came in to post this one from de la soul 'all good' but i already posted it 9 years ago

I can't believe we built this large pizza pie together, no pepperoni
Yeah you wanted extra cheese, sometimes I gave you extras

― Spottie, Friday, February 14, 2014 2:23 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

still a great line from a great song

xxxpost yeah Serpent is soooo good

AOTY

“Whip anybody ass at NBA Live”

Common on The Bizness