Album Covers featuring Yawnsomely Literal Cover Art in regards to said album's title.

And the tailpiece makes a crotch and defines the thighs. Stay classy, Pierre!

Taking a Dump in My Guitar amirite

Boy, I used to have a lot of free time for this stuff.

What are you up to these days, Alex?

I don't find this one yawnsome at all, but I wasn't sure where else to put it, and I recently learned of its existence (Herb Ellis gave Larson guitar lessons in exchange for drawing this cover)

https://www.joesalbums.com/images/product/ellis-mitchell-doggin-around-record-lp.jpeg

That's actually pretty cool and I want a t-shirt for The Stuffed Cat

fuck yes

If I ever release a solo record I may title it "Live at the Stuffed Cat"

I looked at this like "That's a Gary Larson cover, isn't it?" and then I saw the signature at the bottom.

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/343/cover_2423161142016_r.jpg

Incredible. Where tf do these keep coming from?

the 70s my friend, the decade that is now in its 5th decade

swear I've been hearing "that's so 70s" as a positive descriptor a lot more in the past 1-2 years

everything is folding over on us

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pauldoyle/AOOFC%20BLOG%20ALBUM%20PHOTOS%202/JackBruceBillLordanRobinTrower-BLT-1981.jpg

Jack Bruce/ Bill Lordan/ Robin Trower, "B.L.T."

Dave Peabody & Colin Earl - Frets & Keys. Ex Mungo Jerry guys play the pub rock. Looks dull.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41YL8LD0U%2BL._SX355_.jpg

LOL that is so lame.

Circa - Valley Of The Windmill, featuring Billy Sherwood of shit era Yes fame.

http://melodicrock.com/sites/default/files/field/image/circa-valleyofthewindmill.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wA0J9OB.jpg
gene simmons, asshole (2004)

“my popularity among women is indicated by this album cover in which i paid 11 to pose”

some great covers today. that BLT looks good

But the windmill isn't in a valley, it's on a hill. Why would you put a windmill in a valley? The album should be called Hill of the Windmill.

Or "Valley From Which You Can See the Windmill". Imagine if it was called Whirlpool of the Meerkats or Ocean of the Spiders. It wouldn't make sense. I'm sure there are whirlpools from which you can see meerkats but that doesn't narrow things down enough.

Otherwise every place on Earth would be called Location From Which You Can See the Moon, except for caves.

I think the windmill rules over the valley with its metallic sails of doom, is the idea. Ocean of the Spiders would've been better for sure.

https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/507/MI0001507434.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Ozark Mountain Daredevils - 'The Car Over The Lake Album'

p sure it's upthread but it's v good

I figured, it's getting hard to keep track

Toefat - Toefat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dw9t5A4XgAANkWy.jpg:large

That Toe Fat cover used to freak me out in the record store when I was a kid. And they had a second album, what the hell is that stuff?

https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1139/1387337035_68be94e9a8_b.jpg

It's mostly the leavings from a roast chicken I think? I've looked at that second LP a few times but I had never even noticed the characters from the first LP (even the lamb!) before.

I think these Toe Fat records are too weird to be fully yawnsome. And the toes themselves are maybe not fat enough to be literal?

(Always a strange kind of pleasure to see them though)

Both designed by Hipgnosis.

Not literal though are they?

kind of amazing how small they made the people in that second, equally disgusting one. they are very easily missed subtleties!

yeah I agree the first one isn't strictly literal, but it seemed to good/weird not to share

https://img.discogs.com/BkpaWcxq-TpVin_LxFQobA6i7tw=/fit-in/600x591/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2617200-1326637906.jpeg.jpg

Ronnie Paisley's Band, "Smoking Mirror"

https://img.discogs.com/TEFKfcEMDJlYHPz1nmmbkhCRXy0=/fit-in/280x281/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2757899-1351346521-7473.jpeg.jpg

https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=zIeiqKL5aUtNMTmhSi8IqB_TZlp6n_cq-Emr2zx15tU=&f=6

Pile - Green and Gray

I did not know until today that this album existed. REO Speedwagon - The Earth, a Small Man, His Dog and a Chicken

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/REO_-_The_Earth_A_Small_Man_album_cover.jpg

The Earth, a Huge Man, His Huge Dog, and a Huge Chicken more like.

O V Wright: A Nickel, A Nail and The Ace of Spades (tremendous record BTW)

https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/957/MI0002957297.jpg

Ugh (but agree about this being a great record)

https://i.imgur.com/lx2J4Ji.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51kRyQ4j9OL._SX355_.jpg

there should be a thread for depressingly bad covers of jazz albums.

Saw this at the record store the other day:

https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/455/MI0003455453.jpg
(Charles Earland - Earland's Jam)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Contrastsgarner.jpg

DB Band - Stranger In The Alps
(this is a Supergrass offshoot btw)

https://img.discogs.com/DHryQdBFLDSd0UXvNg_O5RAdYw0=/fit-in/551x551/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3139282-1317583008.png.jpg

This thread started before my children were born. They're teenagers now. Odd, that.

Argent - In Deep. A Hipgnosis cover apparently.

https://img.discogs.com/Sh-RbZVRyWWrZLiUxka-WYZuDP4=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7262297-1443098696-2414.jpeg.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Holding_Back_The_River.jpg

wet wet wet - holding back the river

LOL, shocker