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― RichyG, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wimdelvoye.be/afc.html

― sling_theory, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Oink Administrator,

My image won't post, so I'll post a link to some hardcore oinkers.

http://www.wimdelvoye.be/afc.html

Sling_Theory

― sling_theory, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmmmm... that link didn't work, can you try again?

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Urgghhh! Bad Day, I wonder if I screwed up the Cat Power link from my answers? It works from my machine...This Snowstorm in the NE-US has destroy all my hopes and ambitions.

http://www.wimdelvoye.be/afc.html

― sling_theory, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, I dont know what you're doing, but its still not working.

Have you taken a good look at the Formatting Help below?

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't believe this fellow, sling theory. I'd recommend that you do a bit of reading before you post an application, at least. Ridan Krad's made some great points, and our dear prepubescent 'admin' isn't man enough to admit when he's been caught out. I'm sure he'll tell you that I've been rejected, but go back and check whether or not he's even replied to my full and impeccably written (I kid) application. Either way, good luck, sling theory. The road to OiNK is beset on all sides by evils (Ezekiel 25:17, or Pulp Fiction). Good night, sling theory, and good night to all of you. Btw, myspace password admin, you're hilarious, a regular riot, if I may be so bold.

― merzhin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oink Admin has many personalities. Confounded, Sanskrit, Pablo...

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so who are you now, Oink Administrator (RichyG)?

You guys should sign up to work for Google...I hear they're doing applications on this forum as well. Maybe you can snag a GMail invite!

lolz.

― crabcigar, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

merzhin-

Your application was impeccably written.

You have been approved for membership.

Please maintain a respectible presence in our online community; indeed, the path to righteousness is beset on all sides by great evils.

Welcome, and God Bless.

-Oink A

PS- can you get sling_theory's link to work? Because it is just not showing up for me. I am really interested in seeing what is behind it.

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and I still love you guys; no hard feelings. I just don't know what to believe, but whether or not if this is a scam I can't even tell. These people are confusing me and I want to crack down the mystery of the missing cupcake.

With all due respect,
Crab Cigar Esq.

― crabcigar, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

What was wrong with my application, Oink Administrator? Don't you like me anymore?

― Ridan Krad, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ecards-passion.net/ulybka-art/images/i-love-you-arabic-standard-2.jpg

― jergïns, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys should sign up to work for Google...I hear they're doing applications on this forum as well. Maybe you can snag a GMail invite!

lolz indeed!!!

― Confounded, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Oink Applicants,

http://www.cybercrime.gov/kuonenPlea.pdf

Hugs 'n kisses xoxoxo

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

a) bisto_ie
b) ciaran
c) 23
d) male
e) Dublin, Ireland

1) The Bird And the Bee - The Bird And the Bee,
Au Revoir Simone - The Bird of Music,
Ratatat - Classics

2) Rockism is real music. It is the blood and sweat put into a musical effort.
It is possibly more of a state of mind for musicians and music lovers. The experience of music that is produced and recieved can bring out the best in people. Though the opposite can also be said of certain types of music and its lack of authenticity and emotion. The musical experience being a subjective one is so wide and diverse that it should not be stuck in one genre or mind frame but explored, pushed and challenged. If it is not, it will become stagment and fade away. We have seen this in much of the musical trends that pass through the public conscience over the years.

3) http://www.nme.com/images/62_cat_power_131005_L.jpg

4) Both Sufjan Stevens and Deerhoof have their good qualities, but i do know which one i prefere.
Deerhoof has the possibly rawest sound of the two, but what Stevens looses in volume he makes up for in the sheer beauty of his songs. The references to faith that some people seem to find a major factor is not something that i spend to much time dweling on. I feel the songs and music speak for themselves and that the lyrical content is a subjective experience. One that people should try.
Deerhoof on the other hand while still creating fantastic music, hasnt been as much of an exciting experience as Stevens. This isnt to say that everyone shouldnt take the time to listen to both. They are both worthwhile experiences.

5) Just the one, that would be perfect.

― bisto_ie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yea, Oink Admin, why dont you tell us what your username on oink is eh?

― tohms19, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

so how is the invite system working now? I'm dying here:P

― tobb3, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

@tohms19: without an invite, what good would it do you?

@tobb3: Hi! What's new???

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you mean what good would it do me? At least you finally responded after I posted 4 times. In other news, I don't believe that you actually are a part of the Oink community, otherwise you would not be hesitant to reveal your username.

― tohms19, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I happen to already be a part of the Oink community (as of about 8 hours ago).

― tohms19, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Welcome!

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

pwn

― Confounded, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW! Ive been looking for a place to get a fast download for this!! Only thing is that I can't download it or it would kill my ratio so Im uploading some other things I have on my comp. GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!

-- RichyG, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 12:28 AM (23 hours ago)

Hey RichyG impostor dude,

We've had our fights in the past, but I'd like to cease the beef. Look, I'm glad you're now part of the Oink Community. Send me a PM next time you're online, and I'll hook you up with some dope azz Uffie tracks. Feeling a little bit guilty about all this.

One Love,
RichyG

― RichyGtwo, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://blogs.usyd.edu.au/bizart/Wim.jpg

― sling_theory, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

In my imagination, Oink rocks this much...The Tattooed Pigs are alive and well on a farm in China. They're part of an on-going project by artist Wim Delvoye.

http://challenge.visualessence.nl/C514241107/E20060226153838/Media/M_050929_delvoye_varken3_a.jpg

― sling_theory, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

a) ralphie
b) ralph
c) 27
d) male
e) rotterdam

1) Name three shared albums (+192kbps only) that others have successfully downloaded from you in the past week

TURBO TRANCE 2007!
Bruce Stringstein Complete Discography
Lost S03e16 'Left Behind'

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

Boring thing boring people talk about!

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power

I cant find the pic of her vagina hair so i not post 1

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

they are both AWFUL. I read on website SSTYLUS that sufjan stephens is a christian. i am a satanist. we don't get along! Deerhoof, bad two. No oriental caterwall please!

5) How many invites do you require?

1 or two:)

― ralph, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "ralphie,"

Really now... everyone else has to follow the rules but you? Surely satanism has taught you a thing or two about following authority, no? We are the higher authority now, and your application is slipshod!

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

does i get in?

― ralph, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

still waiting here...

― ender, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

So admin, why do you hesitate to give me your oink username. If you can tell me it, then we can find a way to prove that you are actually part of oink. Im still heavily inclined to believe this entire site is a hoax...

― tohms19, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "tohms19,"

You are a dreamer -- I like that!

Please don't be bitter that you weren't selected to receive an invite.

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha, Im already in Oink, so Ill be able to check your user profile. Why dont you tell us all what it is...hmmm, unless you dont have one?

― tohms19, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "tohms19,"

You could certainly check my user profile, except I only share it within Oink.

I would advise you to do the same.

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, if wasnt part of oink, i wouldnt be able to see it anyway, so what difference does it make.

― tohms19, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "tohms19,"

What was your location on the Virginia Tech campus on the morning of April 16?

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "tohms19,"

No alibi. That's what I thought.

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oink, Have'nt heard about I've been accepted or not.
Username: mrosenberg42

― mrosenberg42, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

nothing new, yet, admin still waiting:*(

― tobb3, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a hoax people!! I hope you can tell that from my conversation with the admin. As for an alibi, I was not even in Virginia that morning, and it would have take many hours for me to get there.

― tohms19, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear "tohms19,"

Jealousy is a most ugly condition.

Thank you,

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

tobb-

You're in!

We sent you an invite!

Congrats!

-Oink A

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

mrosenberg42-

you were not approved, but you may re-apply in 30 days.

Good Luck!

-Oink A

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Just wondering whether or not I was accepted.
I was never informed.
Thank you.

― xryanwk, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Oink Admins!

I posted a while ago, originally as fat-latvian and then as recspecs81. I was told that I was accepted but then got no email at either of those email addresses.

Soooo, my question is: am I really accepted? rejected? wasting my time?

Thanks for any help you can offer!
-Dave (a.k.a. fat-latvian and recspecs81)

― recspecs81, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought I told you to stop using that offensive handle.

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

xryanwk-

Your application was rejected.

Posting a picture of Britney Spears in place of the required Cat Power picture is not a funny joke. You clearly are not ready for the responsibilities associated with oink account ownership.

-Oinks

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

what email did u send it to? cause it's note on my mail (tobb3satgmaildotcom) and plz i'm not trying to get one extra invite..

thx - tobb3

― tobb3, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you check your spam folder? They get stuck in there sometimes.

Best of luck.

-Oink

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha, how am I jealous. Search my username on Oink and youll find that I am already a part of Oink. Needless to say, it is no wonder that so many "accepted" people post here again about not receiving emails with invites. All of the "success" stories are the oink admin logging in as different users.

― tohms19, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Im not a different user and he sent me an invite

― RichyG, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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