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The Tommyknockers was one of King's "coke" novels. I think that might even be the one that he said he didn't really remember writing! Hence, the not-very-scary idea of a flying man-eating coke machine.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept. Bookstore employees have access to Advance Reader's Copies, and if they're small and you've heard some buzz about the book or author you think you should be informed -- after getting sucked in that way in the early days of (forgive me) Bridges of Madison County, I Was Amelia Erhardt and similar trash, I got twenty pages into Coehlo, said "You're doing it again" and tossed it.

The best statement on God of Small Things was from a friend who said "She wrote a conventional novel and then hit the Randomize button on her computer."

Possession's neither that good nor that bad. My sister rereads it once a year. I made it through for a book group, but did so by saying "Oh -- clever pastiche of Robert Browning for the next fifteen pages -- duly noted. I'll come back if I've got time." All the old English majors did the same thing and finished. Dutiful people of other backgrounds tried to read the poems as they appeared and didn't finish.

"and pickwick papers."
This is one of the few times you need to stick it out -- Sam Weller doesn't show up until Chapter Five or so, and that's when it takes off. Huck Finn's got the same problem, of course -- the great book starts late and ends early, with dumb chapters in both directions. But then, he didn't know he was writing a Great Book.

rams, Saturday, 14 February 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

The Tommyknockers was one of King's "coke" novels.

Is this true? Did he have a cocaine addiction in the 80s?

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 14 February 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

yes he did. and he was an alcoholic. it might have been Cujo that he doesn't remember writing.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 14 February 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

The latest unfinished book was Michael Faber's The Crimson Petal and the White . I was hoping for great things but I found it far too mysogynistic.

dr. b. (dr. b.), Monday, 16 February 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

Georges Perec, Life a User's Manual. Everybody tells me to read this book. I get 10 chapters in and feel like I'm in physical pain. Any suggestions?

Pokey (Pokey), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Tylenol?

LondonLee (LondonLee), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
I'm sad to see all the dislike for God of Small Things here. While I can't quite wriggle out from the cutest magical realism charge, I just found it incredibly powerful - one of the best novels I've read in the past five years, certainly the best first novel. I tend to dislike "lush" writing, but I find Roy's prose gorgeous, and gorgeous to a purpose. And the structural oddness doesn't seem at all gimmicky or artificial to me - it contributes clearly to the power of the book, particularly at the end. And maybe the magical realism charge isn't quite fair, now that I think about it. I have never been able to read Marquez, for instance, because it seems to me often as if the language creates the conceits rather than vice versa. E.g., the famous first line about discovering ice. My completely unknowing guess is that Marquez thought the line just sounded intriguing, like a great first line, and then built a novel accordingly. But what magic is there really in God of Sm. Th.? It's been a few years, so I could be forgetting something, but the stuff about that novel that really sticks with me - the sex scene at the end, the drowning, the movie theater - is all strictly of this world.

David Elinsky (David Elinsky), Sunday, 23 May 2004 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with ALL criticism of "A Suitable Boy" - one thousand boring pages. I like William Vollmann, but I can't make it through many of his books.

aimurchie, Sunday, 23 May 2004 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i've never been able to make it past the bananas bit in gravity's rainbow. my mother's ugly hardbound '70s edition has been moved around from house to house and city to city with me, and lord knows i've tried but the fact remains that i just can't do it. the book sits there on the shelf, bearing mute testimony to my intellectual shortcomings. i think it's going back to the parents soon, for good.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 23 May 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i read all of gravity's rainbow during an extended stay in spain as it was the only book i could find in english & i hated most of it except for the banana scene. i am completely willing to accept that it is because of my intellectual shortcomings, though at the time my main complaint was that the thing seemed like some dark, perverse fantasy of someone i can't even imagine. no emotions/ideas in it resonated with me at all as being true/beautiful/interesting. & it struck me as somewhat oppressively masculine.

in pynchon's defense, i tried to read "v" when i got back & made it only about 40 pages in before quitting because i had no idea what he was talking about (literally).

j c (j c), Monday, 24 May 2004 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate to disappoint David but criticism of The God of Small Things is well-deserved, as far as I'm concerned. It's Midnight's Children in drag, and I didn't like Midnight's Children much either. I finished them both, but wouldn't expect anyone else to do the same.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 24 May 2004 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Seduction Of Morality by Tom Murphy. It started off so well but it was shit after about 60 pages.

Fred (Fred), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Sometimes a book or author just doesn't interest me. Robert Musil is that one for me. Tried to read 'A Man Without Qualities' twice and failed both times. I will usually find something else to read and tell myself that I will go back some other time to finish the book. Maybe I should just give up. I had trouble with 'Infinite Jest' as well, merely because the book is too big to carry around with me. A book has to be totable or so engrossing I can't put it down. Wow, having just typed that I sound so lame.

boodkwarf (bookdwarf), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"The Tenants" by Bernard Malamud. It is both so inherently racist and boring that I was forced to rant about it.

schmutzie, Thursday, 27 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Infinite Jest and Gravity's Rainbow are two that I've tried to start several times, and after the first few pages, even, I just have to set them aside. Call me ignorant, call me lazy, call me what you will, but I just couldn't do it. Every time I pass my bookshelf with Gravity's Rainbow, I think, you sumbitch- someday I'm going to finish reading you. Self imposed guilt about not finishing a book must be healthy on some level.

tomlang (tom), Thursday, 27 May 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Ulysses. I bought it when it was on sale at my local bookstore, but it's still sitting up there unread.

Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. I loved loved loved the foreword and the theme flow chart, but the beginning wasn't that great. I'm all for squalor and description, but I wasn't digging his mom puking in a bucket. McSweeney's rocks, though.

Bright Lights, Big City. The book's still good, and I eventually finished it, but it doesn't live up to the promise of the first 20 pages

Will Sommer, Friday, 28 May 2004 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking about starting a McInerney thread. Perhaps next week, I have football on my mind at the mo.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 28 May 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine is the "Crimson Petal and The White", as others have posted. It could be the single biggest steaming piece of crap masquerading as fiction that I have ever picked up. It begins with this type of narration, "Look. There goes Susan. I wonder where she is headed. You follow her to the green grocer, when your attention is diverted by Helen. Since her bears a small role in this story, let's follow her." WTF. Then it describes the young prostitute's sex scenes, badly, in a gratuitously graphic way, because it is shocking! Scandalous even! Give me a break. I quit in the middle and sold it on Amazon to recoup some small part of my expense and dignity. Though I felt bad about unleashing it on some poor unsuspecting chump.

Phastbuck, Friday, 28 May 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I also disliked Crimson Petal also, because it was so self-consciously smug. Look at me, I'll win a prize! The author seemed to completely misunderstand women as well. I finished it, and it took up two reading weeks of my life. Which I wholeheartedly regret.

Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 May 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i've let harry mathews 'sinking of odrasek stadium' slide lately. it's not terrible but i'm not gonna get anything useful out of it either by the looks of it. so i started calvino 'invisible cities' but the yes yes ok classical very goodness makes me wanna go back to mathews so i can have a nice perverse summer graft

prima fassy (mwah), Friday, 28 May 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Last thing I can remember not finishing was Independence Day. Nothing seemed to be happening. And there was lots of driving, which always tends to put me off.

I was planning to read The Crimson Petal... but these comments make me think I'll save myself a heavy load coming back from the library after all.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
DeLillo - White Noise - uninvolving, perhaps the Hitler Studies and 'oh, this modern academic world' whimsy pays off after a while but I'm not feeling it right now.

Fante - Ask the Dust - I fear I may have lost my taste for Bukowski (and co.)

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

DeLillo - Underworld. "There is a truth to bridges." I read that line, and then I read it again, and then again. And then I closed the book.

Gibson - Pattern Recognition. Read a line I think it was "the fridge was empty except for the smell of long-chain polymers." I laughed, stumbled on for a few more chapters and closed the book.

Navek Rednam (Navek Rednam), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I did read The Crimson Petal in the end - all the way through! It was just barely ok.

I recently gave up on the second vol of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because the pictures ran out ha. I have no concentration span these days. I used to never give up on books but now I sometimes get overcome by inertia before I even start them and before I know it they're due back.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

DeLillo's White Noise defeated me three times. The only book of his I've been able to finish was Libra which is probably atypical in the same way as Mailer's Executioner's Song.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I read "White Noise" years ago, and it's very high on my list of "Should I read this again to see if it's as lame as I remember?" books--if only so I have a more thought-out response when people ask in amazement why I don't like DeLillo. Though I guess "meta-jokes aren't as funny as real jokes" probably covers it.

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ha, I couldn't make it through "white noise" either -- though actually it was a book-on-tape, so maybe it was the reader? I don't know, but I couldn't even make it through side 1 of tape 1. I have been meaning to give it another shot, though this thread is making me think I should just forget it...

stewart downes (sdownes), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i wasn't real impressed with white noise but somehow had no problem going on to read underworld (which i turned out to quite enjoy). ah, youth.

Josh (Josh), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Add me to the can't-read-Richard Ford list. Certain set-pieces can turn me off of a book. The obligatory "women swapping sex advice in the kitchen" scenes made me chuck Jane Hamilton's "Map of the World" and Zadie Smith's "White Teeth." I might give White Teeth another try—everyone seems to love it so. To me, it just seemed like the work of a young writer.
Beside my bed there is a huge heap of started-and-abandoned books. Some of them I like well enough but something else distracted me. Some I really didn't like but I feel I must try again because of something (better) the author wrote. This goes for Craig Clevenger's "Dermaphoria" and, as I've mentioned before, Jonathan Lethem's "New Book Nowhere Near as Fun As Motherless Brooklyn."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i really want to read three women on the way to the dance, will i hate it

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 16 April 2006 08:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you mean "Three Farmers on the Way..." Anthony?

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Sunday, 16 April 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Moby Dick. I only made it through 130 pages, and had to settle for skimming the rest, to see what I was missing. I almost never give up on books, and I like a lot of 19th century stuff (Wilkie Collins, Jane Austen, some Dickens). But, I truly couldn't stand Ishmael.

Cherish, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Believe it or not, 100 Years of Solitude. I just feel really not in the mindset for the whole magical realist wonder-and-mystery-of-the-world thing right now.

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Hurting, I've made the run at 100 Years, oh, maybe 7 times. Always flag at about the same point each time, with somebody (don't all the guys have the same name?) tied to a tree in the town square.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I love Somerset Maugham, but for the life of me I couldn't get into 'Of Human Bondage', after 200 pages I just didn't care enough about Phillip to continue. I just finished 'Ulysses', so I'm no quitter (loved it btw).

Docpacey (docpacey), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The key to 100 years is not to worry about the names, just see them as part of the general wash of the writing.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm Larry, this is my brother Aureliano, and my other brother Aureliano...

Docpacey (docpacey), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I've read 100 Years twice. I thought it was tedious the first time but the consensus about its greatness persuaded me to give it another try. It was just as tedious the second time. Love in the Time of Cholera was no better. I rather liked Chronicle of a Death Foretold, but its brevity helped. With very few exceptions Magical Realism bores me.

Books started and not finished this year include George RR Martin's A Game of Thrones (too flatulent), Jasper Fforde's The Eyre Affair (appallingly written) and A Long Long Way by Sebastian Barry (too Oirish). I've just finished Auster's City of Glass having failed to finish it the first time, despite its being no more than a novella. I'm not incapable of liking metaphyical novels, but I feel pretty lukewarm about Auster's work despite his impressive brain. Beckett did much the same thing even more cleverly without making me feel more of it would be a good thing.

frankiemachine, Monday, 1 May 2006 10:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked Chronicle of a Death Foretold.

100 Years isn't hard to get through in the sense that dense, difficult prose is hard to get through. It's more like a Country Time Lemonade with five extra sugars.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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spam, Thursday, 4 May 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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weird SPEMtones, Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

six years pass...

I tend to do this more often with nonfiction books than fiction. It's a natural litmus test to how interested I am in a particular subject. I may be interested enough to check out the book but not 800 pages interested.

One work of fiction I can specifically remember not finishing was The Stand. I saw the 8 hour miniseries when they aired it back in the early 90s, and the book seemed like a more drawn out screenplay of that series so I didn't bother.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

i wish i was still a moderator here so i could change this thread title. i must have been drunk. and i didn't believe in the space bar in 2003 for some reason. all my posts do that. so annoying.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Recent unfinished books include

Ramsey Campbell "Hungry Moon" - profoundly boring. Couldn't keep the characters straight or bring myself to care about any of them.
Mick Wall "When Giants Walked the Earth: A Biography of Led Zeppelin" - Couldn't get over the sections written in second person.
Jack Ketchum "Peaceable Kingdom" - by the 3rd or 4th story there had just been too much rape

how's life, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

think I hit this last night with Nigel Smith's biography of Andrew Marvell. Love marvell, & smith knows an awful lot, but he's a terrible, terrible writer, shits out the worst sort of academic prose, no head for structuring his material. It made me quite angry.

woof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

It's not up to the level of most of the books mentioned ott, but I looked at the first page of James Hadley Chase's Blonde's Requiem, got up and pulled my copy of Red Harvest from the shelf, and confirmed that Chase had plagiarized a couple of Hammett's paragraphs from that novel's first page. That did not work for me.

Brad C., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

James Sallis's Drive. Tries to have stylish writing but there are so many clear mistakes that it's laughable. For example: in the first chapter, the narrator repeatedly miscounts the number of dead bodies in the room. Another example: a car "somersaults twice" but somehow lands on its roof.

abanana, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, tried to read that one too. His book about Chester Himes is good though. And he has a book or two about guitar players that are OK.

Can Ruman Sig The Whites? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link


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