ILXor rhymes.

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He is doubtlessly bright,
and quite erudite,
for he sidesteps the trite
and in French he'll endite.
For the most part polite,
he is known to delight,
but beware of his spite,
for the man has a bite.
He is hight Monsieur White,
our monophysite.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Casuistry's no mystery,
Just look to his history.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, see!
There goes Ms. Tray-cee,
she can be a bit lazy,
and occasionally hazy,
but never, no way, she,
could ever be crazy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

You'll encounter her wrath
If you call her a Goth.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

To do that I would not dare,
about my nads I certainly care.
Tho' I said she sure isn't crazy,
she ain't always as sweet as a daisy,
our favourite mongrel, the good Ms. Trayce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Remy Snush was once essential
but events proved improv'dential
now his IL* contribution's limit
to hanging 'round the IL*-perim.
His paranoia (waning) waxes
and his real-life situ. taxes
his postings to this virtual forum
and validation by the quorum
is rambling, midnight drunken memos
which (when viewed) will cause him hemos.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, gets no sex.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

blount I once thought v. suspicious
now I forward my best wishes.

For 'Ghost of Dan' I'll eat a shoe
for he lead me through Dr. Who.

And Jon, and Ian; Andrew, laura
in real-life friends, one can't ask more-a.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, burned-out wrecks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, too poor for cheques.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ned, vic, and spencer, arthur, chaki
I ate me shoe, I'll eat a sock-i.
you're LA's finest, all things bein' clear,
I'd marry any ya's, if I was queer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, Remy those are great! I was trying to come up with a rhyme for you, but I couldn't think of anything that'd rhyme with Remy or Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello likes to eat gello [sp?] whilst playing the cello!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Pink likes to sit in the sink when she has a drink

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE, it's nepotism for we!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Pinkpanther, er, um, er...I have no anther.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello Carlin eats lots of marlin

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

haha tracer i kiss you

there was a young lady named rainy
what a simply redoubtable lady!
(if anyone could make plain
what "redoubtable might mean,
good sir, please explain-ee)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas:

I haven't always known how we stood,
but in your photos I sense a good
and kindred guy, and very trusting
for posting undie pics (not!disgusting)!
despite some snarky trollish posts
I'm proud to share with you the boasts
of most revealing information
posted without hesitation.
We're I.L.E.'s very most candid,
even if in trouble landed
we by abusers and the lurks,
no harm to us, not by those jerks.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Geir, looks nothing like Molly Weir.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, isn't the "uo" pretty much like the "wa" in "war"?

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In that addict guy Marcello
I sense a fairly decent fellow
if his posts do times offend
all will be righted in the end.
And as M. Carlin freq. espouses
We really are a bunch of louses.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Carlin, ain't nobody's darlin.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Remy, thanks fo the kind words. Made my heart warm.

Ole, yeah, I think so.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Anna, there's nobody cooler than her
Remy should win an emmy
Luna likes tuna
Dee likes brie
Sam like ham

(there's a theme do you see?)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

PinXor, oh the sweet things she thinXor!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Hongro, to live has hopefully not got much longro

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:35 (eighteen years ago) link

That was cruel...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link

This is supposed to be a fun thread, no hoping for anyone's death please.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

No sympathy for Nordic Nazi nitwits.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, have you seen Geir's homepage? It has an anti-Nazi tag right there on the front. Just because he likes melodies doesn't make him a fascist.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Enough of the "dude." You live in Finland, not America.

I don't recall anyone saying this was supposed to be a fun thread.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Geir's a queer

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah gazza and Tuomas I kiss youse.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Trayce, digs "Some Girls" by Rayce.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dadaismus, been listening to too much Keith Christismus.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Mind your business, Dadaismus!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link

*chuckle* Marcello, I was actually thinking of somehow working that one in myself - I used to get called Racey in primary school (yeah Im that old).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned
Raggett
Is it dead?
He'll shag it

!!!?!??!?!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of which:

Calum, has never been to the Bedford Arms pub in Balum.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:13 (eighteen years ago) link

charltonlido
bought a speedo
in toledo
he thought it was neato

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:30 (eighteen years ago) link

strongo
plays the bongo
along with mongo
in the congo

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

where he belong-o

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Jody Beth Rosen,
maybe she's The Chosen.
Where she goes, when,
no one knows then.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link

geeta
don't eat meat-ah
she's german like diet-ah

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

ned ned
lots of hair on his head
orange juice makes
his asshole red

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. C
play for me
(your guitar I mean
not rug-by)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

love grows
where my rosemary goes

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link

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