Why is my coworker such a fucker

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Some people really are so quiet and or shy though that in their minds they *have* said hello or at least meant to, but all that might have been apparent to the hello-er was a head nod or a tiny sound. This is true.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Kim I like your technique. From now on I'll consider appending the sentence, 'This is true,' to all my posts (unless they're not).

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

If only you could also see how I clench my fist and banging emphatically on the table after all my posts.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

She spits at her moniter too! This is true.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Only when I'm stupid enough to type banging when I mean just plain old bang. This is true.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

what an inspirign thraed this has become! from now on, my standard porcedure for emphasizing a point shall be:
slamming table with fist,
shoutign "this is true",
pointign between the opposites eyes,
leaning back
and nodding once.

― :|, Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

this may well be the solar plexus punch of arguing!

― :|, Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

He said hi today *and* told me the heater is broken.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Did he tell you expecting you to fix it - or was he reaching out? We may be making progress here!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I also read that, at first, as his heart being broken!
(wich maybe would've explained a lot)

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, I'd expect this from a 16-year old work experience kid.
-- B.A.R.M.S. (b4rim4_...), October 27th, 2004.

What does that mean?

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 27th, 2004.

J-dub, I just thought you were being too sensitive is all. And maybe he might suprise you (as evidenced by new post).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

My new co-workers just asked me out for dinner and drinks this evening. Ummm....

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

having good officemates is such fun.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You would hate my officemates, Jon.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Today, my (male) co-worker told me that I am "looking small" and am "a very handsome guy". That was at 10am.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

looking small?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Quick, file a million-dollar sexual harassment suit!

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

when i first read the top post,
i was convinced he was talking about me.
although i'm not called steve. mindyou
half the people in here wouldnt know that.

― piscesboy, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you have shrinkage or something?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I should stop working with my dick out, obv.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

never felt like kicking a colleague’s cunt in before but came close today

― ||||||||, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

Spill

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

xp. calm yersel big chap

― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

Kick in the cunt
Waving the four-funt

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link

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