Crinj
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2018 06:16 (five years ago) link
:/
― imago, Monday, 24 September 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
"apparently unmarried mom"
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link
laugh a little, what are you a borg?
― rip van wanko, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link
ljaybelline
― sarahell, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
xp can any among us name a single guy named Cody who is not a complete oxygen thief?
― suzy, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'd say Cody from popular science YouTube channel Cody's Lab but he's constantly combusting things so
― imago, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
Probably the most unfunniest thing this year
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
https://nbhap.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/07/Mogwai-Come-On-Die-Young.jpg
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
LOL hueg
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link
I’m volunteering at a Hokkaido potato and pumpkin farm and gloriously out of touch with everything. I’m starting to think that the pumpkin farming lifestyle may be what I need, maybe Sake brewing in the off season.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, October 1, 2018 5:42 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wise course of action ed
you have to get to the roots and squash them. cant let it ferment.
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, October 1, 2018 6:46 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if you brewed some you could call it ff sake
― estela, Monday, October 1, 2018 11:22 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link
what is the proper reading of that joke? in my mind, estela already has the phrase "for fuck's sake" going thru her mind after reading about harvesting pumpkins on Hokkaido, but before even arriving at the word "Sake"
― rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link
in Hokkaido not on
― rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
has estela zung ed before
― imago, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link
i think it should be read as a play on words with eds situation and a comment on my punning
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.
― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
It's like "give us this day our daily pain."
Lots of puns really only work when read.
― Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
allowed
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill
― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue
― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link
prefer Oval in CD skippy mode. Prefer Voigt in high tension mode (ie Freiland Klaviermusik) or as Mike Ink, though I used to listen to Gas a lot when I couldn't sleep.
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so did yr roommates apparently
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
so, is Neanderthal pointing out that Paul was inconsiderate of his roommates by playing music in the middle of the night, or that Paul is flatulent?
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
Just a couple of sixteen year olds joking about flatulance on the excelsior thread.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link
It will be a cold day in hell before I'm not amused by a well-timed fart joke.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
Even then, it will warm u.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
•In every suburban dad 1983-1989
― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/1JFht1R.jpg
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link
use case
https://i.imgur.com/LZmapQt.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 7:57 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
for the suicide-curious digital artist in all of us
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
From the irrationally embarrassed thread.
When there were station wagons with rear-facing back seats, I dreaded getting stuck at a red light behind one with kids in the back staring at me. I suddenly find something very interesting on the dashboard to keep me from making eye contact.
Except one time when there were 2 brothers watching me while I stared slightly to the left pretending not to notice them. Brother #1 turned his head but #2 was still looking at me, so I grabbed a pen out of my pocket, stuck it in my nose and let it hang there. As he smacked his brother's arm to get him to turn and look, I yanked the pen out and went back to staring disinterestedly off to the left.
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:22 PM
― nickn, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link
Glenn Kenny: no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"
https://www.rogerebert.com/festivals-and-awards/venice-film-festival-2018-a-star-is-born-the-other-side-of-the-wind
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, September 1, 2018 5:33 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"
my new tinder bio
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, September 1, 2018 6:10 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Friday, 2 November 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
from abysmal real names:
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkAND THEY HATE EACH OTHER― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link
Unless sanders takes a dive cognitively I see no reason why he couldn’t run; that said there are other people. I’m down for Harris, certainly.
― akm, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hey if there's another candidate who's expressed a desire to build a robust international left to combat incipient fascism abroad I'm all for 'em
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:58 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stalin
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he is dead dmac
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no barrier to election in states iirc
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
xp - Wicks won btw
― sarahell, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
No results found for "buffy the beckles slayer".
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link
I mean if this isn't it what is:
just wanted to say that i read the thread title in the voice of gavin rossdale
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought we agreed liberals should not rehabilitate Bush
Xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
yeah, that was v good
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
:D
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
perfect
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link
Had a couple exes who lasered off their pubes (before they met me)
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 3:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
classic country tune
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
haha
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
lolz
― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
― flopson, Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link
Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)
I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.
Instead, I had an excellent lunch.
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No Shame in that. No Hunger either
― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link
In the Nic Roeg thread
time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.
― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM
here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg
― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM
― nickn, Sunday, 25 November 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD
This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cider House
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link
good night u princes of ilx
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com
― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link
Haha <3 treesh
― Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link
that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link