Clusterfuck Summary Corner 2 - Back on the Corner

where do i begin?

I don't want a good laugh, I just want people to like me again

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:06 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol do you go home to your wife every night saying "oh honey you look so THREATENING tonight c'mere...no, don't talk, just look threatening for me"

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:22 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unperson goes home to his wife all "oh shit, i'm gonna exotify you so hard!!"

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:41 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ sorry, I missed the actual 10th anniversary of this legendary roast

Thank you, sarahell. That's amazing.

If these hips could lie

kinda want to do a tribute thread of all of roxy's sick burns on shitty posters

Plz

perennial classic

scotch is the correct term god ye yanks know nothing ask jim or tom or ailsa any of them theyll tell u

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, August 5, 2018 10:57 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man, even discussions about adhesive tape get heated up in here.

They can get rather sticky, it’s true.

Old Lunch as John Stockton, dishes the assist.

Simulation thread?

like I've clicked on it and it looks like…Shakey and Treeship arguing about…moral philosophy?

warning enough

Not a clusterfuck. Maybe a tedious return to an old topic—free will vs determinism—but basically a good conversation.

tbf it's not so much a clusterfuck as it is some chill fuxorz chattin into the night after a sweet hack sesh in the quad and a couple of bong rips nbd

the warnings are getting stronger

run! save yourself!

Maybe our princess was never in another castle

the whole thread has been pretty fun

i agree

whenever the maleness thread gets 100+ new answers it should trigger an automatic response here

I have never once had a chill time in that thread.

early on it was pretty chill

is it just the gender version of all those threads we used to have about why white ppl are awful, posted in almost entirely by white ppl, where some of the white ppl agree that actually white ppl aren't that bad really?

yes

are there dick pics?

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I can't decide whether the fact that thread doesn't have NSFW content means that you all aren't really getting at the essence of maleness and masculinity, or if it means that you all are pretty decent people

Right now the thread is just about razor blades, and the price of them

im not going to look

its a five at best

lol the mutual aid whatsapp im in also had a political meltdown leading to a temp-ban this morning -- its like a home from home

(except they're better at getting supplies to OAPs and we're more sanguine abt handling clusterfucks)

maybe i can get paid (as an ex-ilx mod )in the needful real world of whatsapp civics

Every time I see the word ‘sanguine’ I struggle to parse it as anything other than ‘bloody’.

Same but for melancholy and black bile

I made a pun on this basis the other day and nobody appreciated it. I guess it’s an ancestor of “bloody-minded”?

ppl with red-faces (= ilxors obv, hullo everybody) are famous in medieval medicine for their optimism, hence IMO "chilled" (= the intended meaning here)

this is my science tell me yours

its a reference to the utter uselessness of guinea as an ally imo

cheer up, at least our lot dont have to carry that shower

sans guiné

fped

tped

no need to tp me, i sat down and worked it out with a pencil

ppl with red-faces (= ilxors obv, hullo everybody) are famous in medieval medicine for their optimism, hence IMO "chilled" (= the intended meaning here)

So, like, gammons?

Mod request: this thread to be renamed "Clusterfuck Vague-Grimacing-Towards Corner"

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There you go

Every time I see the word ‘sanguine’ I struggle to parse it as anything other than ‘bloody’.

― coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, March 28, 2020 2:34 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Same.

Mark, was the whatsapp tempban a result of the "tory scum" vs "now now, we all need to stick together rn" variety? It's as contagious as the virus these days.